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RavenxDrake wrote: And lastly, I found this one and just had to share.
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I request pr0n from Mischief Makers for the N64 by Enix, known as Yuke Yuke! Troublemakers in Japan.

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oh my god i just looked up rule 34 on encyclopedia dramatica and saw...i saw the calvan and hobs porn! i almost started crying as i felt my child like innocent being ripped from my soul. but... as with anyone who has such a thing happen to them....

i got pictures!:

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oh god, you animals you distroyed it all! what the fuck is the world coming to!!?!

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First of all, that particular Tara was from the cartoon. The character wasn't introduced until the second movie and she was played by Karen Mistal - who incidentally appeared naked before a very young George Clooney.

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Second, I am going to have to dig out my pen and pencil for some of those broken memories incorruptibles. Especially for COPS, Galaxy High and maybe Turbo Teen.. if I can figure a way for him to get hot without turning into a car.
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Da' Rules:
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Also, I've got Galaxy High pics(see below), but if you can /35/ C.O.P.S. (especially Mainframe or Nightshade) I'll be your personal slave(till someone makes porn of something better).

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Thanks for Galaxy high.. I found some images of the females of C.O.P.S. and should have something by the end of the weekend.

but first.. there is one incorruptible I MUST CONQUER.... The Phantom Tollbooth.

I used to have wet dreams about threeways with Rhyme and Reason.


How the HELL is the movie Heavy Metal an incorruptible? That movie was as corrupt as it gets!
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LeftTentacleGreen wrote:but first.. there is one incorruptible I MUST CONQUER.... The Phantom Tollbooth.

I used to have wet dreams about threeways with Rhyme and Reason.
...wha?
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Nightingale wrote:Never search for Alvin & The Chipmunks porn. That shit'll stain your soul. Of course, the actual show did that well enough on its own. >_>
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I think we have the Chipmunk's Christmas Album to thank for that. My parents still have that record.
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aeridus wrote:
LeftTentacleGreen wrote:but first.. there is one incorruptible I MUST CONQUER.... The Phantom Tollbooth.

I used to have wet dreams about threeways with Rhyme and Reason.
...wha?
Rhyme and Reason, the princesses of the Land of Knowledge, locked away in the Mountains of Ignorance for not settling which was better.. letters or numbers.
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holy shit, I was just thinking about Galaxy High in the shower this morning, and now... there is porn.
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I though this was the Sexy Thread, not the Kill Boners With Rule 34 thread. >.>
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"The Subjectively Sexy Thread".

Reminds me of a rule that didn't make it onto the above sheet, but has been seen on others: "Everything is someone's sexual fetish." Rule #40, I believe. Once saw it illustrated with a photo of a girl clad only in yellow sticky notes.
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Rule 36 from the other major chart.

But yeah, I've always been a huge fan of cartoons and animation, so tracking this stuff down fufils a need for me. It's not exactly sexual as I don't actually get off on (most) of this stuff, but it's sill emotionall satisfying.
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Miss Rule 36 really looks like a girl I went to high school with
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Slightly off-topic, but I gotta share this.

Today, I happened to go to GameFAQs, and saw this message on the front page:
Don't forget to check out the latest FAQs posted for Bible Black, Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War - Dark Crusade, SOCOM U.S. Navy Seals: Combined Assault, and NCAA March Madness 07.
Notice the title I've bolded.

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Pidgeot wrote:Slightly off-topic, but I gotta share this.

Today, I happened to go to GameFAQs, and saw this message on the front page:
Don't forget to check out the latest FAQs posted for Bible Black, Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War - Dark Crusade, SOCOM U.S. Navy Seals: Combined Assault, and NCAA March Madness 07.
Notice the title I've bolded.
yeah, I believe they made a game out of that series. Not that i'm shocked by it.
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Nightingale wrote:
Kittyboymuffin wrote:I though this was the Sexy Thread, not the Kill Boners With Rule 34 thread. >.>
It's sexy to someone. >_>
"This is somebody's fetish", I believe, is the appropriate terminology.
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*scribbles down notes* Ignore ... "sexy" thread ... from now on.
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Erm, not sure where else to put this, it made me think of y'all.
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Atom*Bonds wrote:Erm, not sure where else to put this, it made me think of y'all.
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Hey, I've had that conversation.
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