My name is Joe Singer; I'm a 26-year-old college student at Northern Virginia Community College. I enjoy reading, video games, computer art, and writing fiction, among other things. I would like be a webcomic author, but I'd need an artist as my own drawings aren't very good.
My name is Ghiyas od-Din Abol-Fath Omar ibn Ebrahim Khayyam Neyshaburi, and I'm an alcoholic. I'm training to be an English major-cum-drain on society, and one day, I hope to be enshrined in Postmodernist canon so that I can sit on my ass and ramble for ungodly sums of money.