Baby Party

[Irish Witch]

Okay everybody. We haven't thrown CJ a party for the baby yet!
Everybody has to bring something to the table! You must supply the following:

An Item of food for the bring and share.
Something to decorate the house with for the party
And a present of course.

I decrate the flat with paperchains consisting of the woman logo re-itterated.
For food I provide a platte containing my famous meatloaf
and as a present I bring to the table a stroller painted up with go-faster stripes!

EDIT: And yes, if she's going into labour then I realise we've technically left it a bit late!

Maybe it'll be a home birth!

[Peaches]

Ooo, me next! Me next!

I bring several cheesecakes. Yum.
I decorate with pink balloons twisted into the female symbol. Y'know, like a balloon animal, only it's the female symbol instead of an animal?
And for a gift, where do you want these sexy female movers to leave this beautiful purple leather loveseat? I know it's not exactly a baby gift, but it's treated to be resistant against stains like spit-up and strained peas. And I suppose CJ can sit on it while... someone... is using her breasts for food or play.

[Irish Witch]

No reason why you can't bring gifts for the mum instead!
But gee it took long enough for somebody to post!

[Peaches]

... may I have some famous meatloaf now?

[CJBurgandy]

*sings "two out of three ain't bad for Peaches*


or did you mean some other kind of meatloaf?

[Peaches]

Actually, the return of the two of you (CJ and her Thanksgiving avatar) are more than enough, thanks! ^_^

[Rkolter]

*rolls out a grill*

Hamburgers and roasted corn.

I don't decorate. Trust me, this is the best decoration you'll get, a promise I won't decorate anything. *tosses some metal female symbol confetti around*

Here's $100 in an enveloped marked 'for emergency use only'. Use it for a dinner for two and baby sitting services a few months from now when you reaaaaaaly need a night to yourselves.

[CJBurgandy]

it's not going to explode on me is it?

[MNsane]

brings a kettle of homemade black bean soup & loaves of homemade bread, bowls & spoons & 2 cases of soda for the food & drink, i can't think of what to bring for decorating the house, & for the present i bring several pairs of baby sized long underwear *with the snaps to make them easier to put on & take off*

[MNsane]

*sings "two out of three ain't bad for Peaches*


or did you mean some other kind of meatloaf?

not bad, but my favorite is *no great suprise* paradise by the dashboard light

[Rkolter]

it's not going to explode on me is it?

... and risk waking the baby? C'mon, I like blowing things up, but I'm not mean.

[Honor]

parties on the internets last forever, right...?

Foodstuffs... I'll whoop out the rolling mats and presses and start making some sushi. There's also a case of champagne (and sparkling grape juice for those who believe the "one glass of wine during pregnancy can turn your baby into a lump of useless, seething bio-mass" bullshit.)

Decorations... throw pillows with a "venus" symbol on them (female symbol with horns), with the fringe, symbol, and tassles countercharged in black and red... i.e: Some black fabric, with red trim, some red with black trim.

Gift... Big, Sheepskin baby blanket. Coooold in Alaskaland, sometimes.

[MNsane]

parties on the internets last forever, right...?

Foodstuffs... I'll whoop out the rolling mats and presses and start making some sushi. There's also a case of champagne (and sparkling grape juice for those who believe the "one glass of wine during pregnancy can turn your baby into a lump of useless, seething bio-mass" bullshit.)

Decorations... throw pillows with a "venus" symbol on them (female symbol with horns), with the fringe, symbol, and tassles countercharged in black and red... i.e: Some black fabric, with red trim, some red with black trim.

Gift... Big, Sheepskin baby blanket. Coooold in Alaskaland, sometimes.

well shoot, if Honor's bringing champaigne, i may as well bring Everclear, Monoplowa Potato vodka, Bushmills & Cruzan Blackstrap Rum *current contents of my booze stash*

[Lord Erisu]

parties on the internets last forever, right...?
There's also a case of champagne (and sparkling grape juice for those who believe the "one glass of wine during pregnancy can turn your baby into a lump of useless, seething bio-mass" bullshit.)

May I also suggest Eisberg For those who want wine, but not the alcohol that comes with it . It is quite tasty.

I can't think of anything for food/present/decoration. Sorry.

~Erisu

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