Hey everyone who comes here, I made this topic to try and cheer people up. So I now present what I hope will be the first of many images that make people smile: My Sugar Glider, Dweebit.
Dweebit is about a foot long, half of which is her big, fluffy tail. To describe her would be a cross between a bat and a chipmunk, with claws as sharp as a cats. In the wild, she'd be a tree climber, and so she has big, sharp claws that can easily tear skin. I often am just looking at my arm and see a long, thin cut somewhere on my hand or arm and go "How did that happen?" and then remember the little menace at home. Dweebit is a female, as notable by the fur on her forehead (Males have a baldspot), but other than the fact that she doesn't stink as much, there really isn't that much of a difference.
Her diet consists of a special mix I make myself called BML, as well as fruit, vegetables, and the occaisional mealworms. She goes at them with both hands, so if you have an open jar, she will climb up onto your hand, pick up one in each hand, and start eating and purring.
Oh yes, she has hands.
Astronomer. Sketch Artist. All-around generally creative and useless guy.