Candy!
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Candy!
by Aeridus on Tue Oct 17, 2006 6:25 pm
If you were a piece of candy, where would you want to be?
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“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
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I'm no vore, man!!
by Cope on Thu Oct 19, 2006 5:47 am
Somewhere inedible.
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by Aeridus on Wed Nov 01, 2006 4:35 pm
*would hide in someone's bosom* 
Village Idiot Vs World webcomic and other works of art
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
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A manboob bosom?
by Cope on Thu Nov 02, 2006 5:29 pm
You salacious sod!
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DIE!
by VileTerror on Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:49 pm
I would likely be blocking someone's windpipe, laughing my sugar-based little heart off as they slowly choke to death. I'd then pop out after their final spasm and repackage myself for a most excellent murder spree until such time that I become covered with too much saliva and retire to Greenland to live out the rest of my candied days waiting to be reincarnated as something with limbs.
Haughty spirit and pride make for a wild roller coaster ride!
I mean, as long as you like fairly final endings.
I mean, as long as you like fairly final endings.
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by Aeridus on Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:59 pm
Doom Candy! Now comes in 5 different flavors!
Village Idiot Vs World webcomic and other works of art
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
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Mmmmmm, mongoose.
by VileTerror on Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:21 pm
Sweet, Sour, Salty, Bitter, and Mongoose.
Haughty spirit and pride make for a wild roller coaster ride!
I mean, as long as you like fairly final endings.
I mean, as long as you like fairly final endings.
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by Aeridus on Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:22 pm
Mmmmm, Mongoose...
Village Idiot Vs World webcomic and other works of art
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
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Might Mongoose!
by VileTerror on Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:27 pm
FOUL KNAVE! Thou dost not knowth thee truest flavour of Mongoose!
Haughty spirit and pride make for a wild roller coaster ride!
I mean, as long as you like fairly final endings.
I mean, as long as you like fairly final endings.
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by Aeridus on Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:40 pm
You mean it doesn't taste like the blood of virgins on a cool summer evening?
Village Idiot Vs World webcomic and other works of art
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
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Mmm!
by VileTerror on Fri Dec 15, 2006 7:04 pm
No. The blood of virgins on a cool summer morning tastes very much like . . . blood.
Mongooses, on the other hand, have a distinct flavour which is somewhat gamey flavour not too much unlike bobcat or bear, oddly enough.
Mongooses, on the other hand, have a distinct flavour which is somewhat gamey flavour not too much unlike bobcat or bear, oddly enough.
Haughty spirit and pride make for a wild roller coaster ride!
I mean, as long as you like fairly final endings.
I mean, as long as you like fairly final endings.
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by Aeridus on Sat Dec 16, 2006 7:23 pm
You've actually eaten all of those? 
Village Idiot Vs World webcomic and other works of art
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
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BAH!
by VileTerror on Sat Dec 16, 2006 7:43 pm
You don't <b>eat</b> blood! Not without freezing it first or congealing it.
Haughty spirit and pride make for a wild roller coaster ride!
I mean, as long as you like fairly final endings.
I mean, as long as you like fairly final endings.
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by Aeridus on Sat Dec 16, 2006 7:55 pm
Or blood pudding.
Village Idiot Vs World webcomic and other works of art
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
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'cause Ryan's brain power is SMEXY!
by VileTerror on Sat Dec 16, 2006 8:02 pm
I think that counts as congealing it. Let's get Ryan Kolter in here and ask him!
Haughty spirit and pride make for a wild roller coaster ride!
I mean, as long as you like fairly final endings.
I mean, as long as you like fairly final endings.
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by Aeridus on Sat Dec 16, 2006 8:22 pm
Good idea! *uses mind meld to read rkolter's brain on the matter*
Village Idiot Vs World webcomic and other works of art
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
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A mite tiny shave hair.
by VileTerror on Sat Dec 16, 2006 8:26 pm
Um . . . private messages through the forum system might work a mite better.
Haughty spirit and pride make for a wild roller coaster ride!
I mean, as long as you like fairly final endings.
I mean, as long as you like fairly final endings.
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by Squidflakes on Sat Dec 16, 2006 9:16 pm
a gummy octopus, slowly melting in the mouth of some loli at an anime con. Oh yea.
Squidflakes, God-Emperor of the Tentacles.
He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.
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He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.
--from The Bible According to Badnoodles
perverted and depraved and deprived ~MooCow
Visit the Naughty Tentacle Cosplay Gallery
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Doubly-sweet!
by VileTerror on Sat Dec 16, 2006 9:18 pm
IN a lolli? Candy inside candy?
Haughty spirit and pride make for a wild roller coaster ride!
I mean, as long as you like fairly final endings.
I mean, as long as you like fairly final endings.
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