So let me get this straight...
You want me to waste MY time being all clever about my biography only to have you ignore it!?
Hmmm, let me think abou that for a moment. *moment passes*
I think I'm just going to list the part that you're going to pay attention to. *cringes because she ended the sentence with a preposition but she is too lazy to go back*
Hmmm...if I live in the Super Temps world, I guess my super power would be the ability to scratch the stuffin' out of anything. Trust me, it would hurt. Also I would have to add in my real life super powers...that's right the ability to flirt and sass my way into and out of ANY situation!
So there...You got the important part. You BETTER remember it!