Introduction Thread?

Dwight L. MacPherson · Tue Oct 10, 2006 5:03 am

Hmm... I didn't see an introduction thread after a relatively thorough look see.
My name is Dwight and I am a word monkey.
I have two webcomics currently in web syndication.
I'm here to meet some cool people and hang out--and I enjoy long walks on the sunken streets of R'lyeh.

Skylark King · Post by **Skylark King** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 5:24 am

Welcome Dwight the word monkey. A few questions.

1: How does one walk along the sunken street of R'lyeh without, oh I dunno drowning? And yes, I know if your taking a walk on the sunken streets of R'lyeh drowning should be the least of your worries.

2: What's it like being a supermodel? I think the Dwight is there to throw us off the scent that you are actually Elle Macpherson in disguise as a word monkey dude.

3: Box. In. Now.

Dwight L. MacPherson · Tue Oct 10, 2006 5:29 am

Skylark King wrote:Welcome Dwight the word monkey. A few questions.

1: How does one walk along the sunken street of R'lyeh without, oh I dunno drowning? And yes, I know if your taking a walk on the sunken streets of R'lyeh drowning should be the least of your worries.

2: What's it like being a supermodel? I think the Dwight is there to throw us off the scent that you are actually Elle Macpherson in disguise as a word monkey dude.

3: Box. In. Now.

Hey, man!

1. I am actually Cthulhu's cousin, so no worries there.

2. HA! No relation, though I wish I could tell you that she was my beautiful wife.

3. Nah. Any and all conversation is welcome, m'man.

Johndar · Post by **Johndar** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 5:54 am

No see, the box is like an initiation into the CG forums. All new ppl who make threads like this usually are asked to GET IN THE BOX!

...or so I've heard.

Oh, and welcome to the forums! I hope you enjoy your stay!

Dwight L. MacPherson · Tue Oct 10, 2006 5:58 am

Johndar wrote:No see, the box is like an initiation into the CG forums. All new ppl who make threads like this usually are asked to GET IN THE BOX!

...or so I've heard.

Oh, and welcome to the forums! I hope you enjoy your stay!

HA! My bad.

Thank you very much.

*gets in box*

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 6:10 am

Welcome!

The forumites are usually fairly friendly. Don't let our avatars fool you - you joined while we're doing a Halloween Avatar thing.

Dwight L. MacPherson · Tue Oct 10, 2006 6:18 am

rkolter wrote:Welcome!

The forumites are usually fairly friendly. Don't let our avatars fool you - you joined while we're doing a Halloween Avatar thing.

Outstanding--and thank you for the welcome!
Well, I'm a published horror writer, so your creepy avatars make me feel right at home.

Noise Monkey · Post by **Noise Monkey** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 6:56 am

I, on the other hand, am usually less cute and whiney.

Well, less cute, anyway.

Dwight L. MacPherson · Tue Oct 10, 2006 7:03 am

Noise Monkey wrote:I, on the other hand, am usually less cute and whiney.

Well, less cute, anyway.

HA!
I'll try to remember that.

LibertyCabbage · Post by **LibertyCabbage** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 7:05 am

And I'm too lazy to change my avatar.

*collects mold*

Uh, yeah, hi, welcome, watch out for perverts and don't eat green bananas (they aren't ripe).

Dwight L. MacPherson · Tue Oct 10, 2006 7:07 am

LibertyCabbage wrote:And I'm too lazy to change my avatar.

*collects mold*

Uh, yeah, hi, welcome, watch out for perverts and don't eat green bananas (they aren't ripe).

Great advice.

Thanks for the welcome!

K-Dawg · Post by **K-Dawg** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 7:28 am

I as well am lazy when it comes to avatar changing, but I disagree with LC. Eat the green bananas, they are tasty like that.

Oh and welcome, go read some of our comics and become a part of the community.

Noise Monkey · Post by **Noise Monkey** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 7:32 am

But not mine.

As I currently have no comic...

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 7:33 am

Skylark King wrote:3: Box. In. Now.

No no no . . . you're doing it all wrong! Here, let me show you . . .

Nanda · Post by **Nanda** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 7:35 am

LibertyCabbage wrote:And I'm too lazy to change my avatar.

*collects mold*

Uh, yeah, hi, welcome, watch out for perverts and don't eat green bananas (they aren't ripe).

Ok,

1. The perverts here are lovely, friendly people, and
2. If you try to avoid us, you'll be alienating at least 2/3 of the forum.

RemusShepherd · Post by **RemusShepherd** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 7:39 am

Hi, Dwight, welcome.

Your name sounds familiar. I don't read horror and have never seen your comics before (very nice, btw), so I'll have to let my subconscious percolate for a while before I can tell where I've seen you before...

Black Sparrow · Post by **Black Sparrow** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 8:11 am

Nanda wrote: 1. The perverts here are lovely, friendly people, and
2. If you try to avoid us, you'll be alienating at least 2/3 of the forum.

Hear, hear!

Welcome to the forums. This is just customary hazing in the form of Boxing and inside jokes. After you get through that, this is a fun community, so stick with us.

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 8:23 am

Hello, Dwight, make yourself at home, only don't put your feet on the table and don't feed Noise Monkey after midnight.

Netpoet · Post by **Netpoet** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 8:30 am

Welcome Dwight!

Though I normally reserve selling these beauts to the cornstalker newcomers, being a horror person yourself, I'm sure you'd be able to appreciate riding through town on a bus-sized giant spider.

Don't try to resist the siren call of a gnome pandering his wares, my friend... you'll only end up with THREE of the beasties and extended warranties on all.

Welcome to CG!

>Net

Pimpette · Post by **Pimpette** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 8:33 am

*throws green bananas at Dawg*

Nanda wrote:2. If you try to avoid us, you'll be alienating at least 2/3 of the forum.

Only 2/3?