Random thought for the day

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:53 am

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Col · Post by **Col** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:58 am

To get to the other side...?

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:11 am

Because it was dead.

Col · Post by **Col** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:21 am

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:45 am

That was a real joke told by one of the chemistry professors back at school.

Col · Post by **Col** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:48 am

HAH! Righteous.

This hasn't been very random... I think I'm getting a soar throat.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:10 am

This sweater is itchy.

Netpoet · Post by **Netpoet** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:10 am

Random thought for the day? Ok... people have asked me why I don't speak to my family anymore. When I was twelve, I had a dimple in my right cheek only.

Then my brother and I got into a fight, and he hit me with a shovel, giving me my other dimple and a cracked tooth. The last time I ever spoke with him (5 years ago), he said, and I quote, "I should have swung the shovel harder."

There's something happy for ya. :p

>Net

Col · Post by **Col** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:18 am

The guy who does the voice of Grandpa on Boondocks is on the radio, and he's pretty hilarious.

(Sorry 'bout the family troubles, Net.

)

Netpoet · Post by **Netpoet** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:12 pm

We just had a hailstorm!

(no worries, Col, family troubles are now YEARS in my past and nothing to worry about anymore. :p )

Karl Falcon · Post by **Karl Falcon** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:47 pm

Damn. My shorts just ripped out ...again.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:49 pm

YAY! NAGA!

Bloodied Fox · Post by **Bloodied Fox** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:20 pm

You know work's gonna be a drag when you realise that your dream last night was not accurate and Sean Bean will not be there

Netpoet · Post by **Netpoet** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 4:13 am

PeppermintAfterlife wrote:YAY! NAGA!

Where?!? Oh, right. *cough* :p

Random thought for today: I have now officially spent more on halloween decorations than I have for Christmas decorations.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:55 am

I was on a drum corps forum and there was a thread about The Cadets. I started to remember how back in high school people would ask if one was a member of the Anal Cadets or The Butt Pirtates or The Ass Battalion, since crude humor was the style at the time. Then I remembered there was a group called The Chunky Peanut Butter Battalion in a short lived 1993 version of The Pink Panther cartoon. It was odd because he had a voice (it was Matt Frewer, AKA Max Headroom), unlike the original version in which he was silent. So then I started looking up the pink panther and read the WIKI page. Then I remembered a piece of art from art history in which a nude woman was hugging the Pink Panther, which then reminded me of a rpesentaion I gave once about Fritz Shoulder, who had some connection to Wayne Thiebaud, who made weird-looking panitings of food, like hot dogs. I think it was a contrast to the work of Shoulder. Now I kind of want a hot dog but don't want to drive to portillios. I think I'll have a # 12 at Jimmy Johns instead. It has guacomole. Hmmm, Zap Branigan pronounced it wrong in an episode of Futurama. Wait, wasn't Max Headroom in Back to the Future II? Trains of thought are funny.

"Afteeeeer these messageeeeees, (heads detatch and roll around on the floor and reattach to different people) we'll be riiiiiiight back!"

Col · Post by **Col** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 9:12 am

Bluh, throat still hurts.

I've never heard this Police song before. I think I'm a bigger fan of them than I realize.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 9:23 am

Ooo, how does it go? The Police were so good and Stewert Copeland is my god.

Col · Post by **Col** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 9:43 am

They said it was "Canary in a Coalmine." I likes it!

Radio commercials remind me of either a slimey door-to-door salesman, or that person at work who won't shut up and keeps telling the same damn stupid joke over and over again. I wants to kill them all!!!

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 9:54 am

Weird, I was listening to that one yesterday! It's from Zenyatta Mondatta, which also has "Don't Stand So Close to Me." Unfortunately is has "Doo Doo Doo, de Da Da Da." I don't like that one. But "Man in a Suitcase" is prety cool.

I never woulda thought "Canary in a Coalmine" would be on the radio. Must be one of those cool stations.

Speaking of radio commercials, I was in the car with my mom and my cousin once, and some awful comdom ad was on. It was like, "Sex with brand X is like this," and then there was some squeeky rubbery sound. And theN "Sex with ours is like this," and it sounded "nicer." What the fuck!?

Col · Post by **Col** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 10:20 am

XRT has the Police and Sting as its featured artist today, so they're playing tons of songs from 'em. It's been a good day.

I totally heard that commercial! There was another one I heard a little while ago that had a woman come on and say "How would you like to have GREAT SEX free for 90 days?" As much as it sounded like she was offering it, the ad was for viagra.