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It's true - chicks just can't crack jokes.

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I need to slip a Dr Eggman joke in somewhere...

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Don't count your chickens before they've hatched, now.
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*does a rimshot, then spins the drumsticks*

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*grabs ak-47 and shoots the rim*

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:o Chris! That's fowl play!

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Your attempts to break free from the yoke of punnage merely serve to egg us on.
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He wasn't supposed to fire until he could see the whites of our eyes.

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Then maybe I should turn on the lights.

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Four days and you guys are still making egg puns?! I'm winging it outta here...
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Chicken!

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Such a thin shell!

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We're always walking on eggshells around her.
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It causes me to incubate a grudge.

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Just don't start pecking fights with me.
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I can't hear you, beak up!

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Don't start getting cocky with me!
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Humpf. *waddles off*

edit: (argh, I was trying to type "wattle", looked it up to be sure I spelled it correctly, and now I look back and see that my disfunctional brain still wrote the wrong word. I FAIL AT PUNS!)
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Black Sparrow wrote:Don't start getting cocky with me!
What awful puns! Booo!

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