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When your ref is me, I really dont think good example counts...^^
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only 3.14.... and some... perhaps as crumbs?
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they are half flavours.... that failed I guessed...
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Post by Voyd »

so the amount of flavours go to an infinitely small pickiness ^^


hrmmm.... *takes piece and tastes it*

apple... lemon... urg! :-? :ick: chili!

laaaaaaaaaake! *jumps into lake which instantly evaporates*
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well then you can hardly expect me to play fair can you? ^^

you killed our lake!!!
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*refills the lake* it's all good.
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And I Don't Recommend Playing In Traffic

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*snoozes on the couch*
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*curls up in front of the fire*

waaaaaaaaaaaaaarmth ^^
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*throws a pillow at voyd* tell me a story! :)
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*blink blink* uhhh...

"once upon a time there was a huge castle full of a gang of people who loved to terrorize the local villagers with their antics.
One day, when they raced giant spiders, dragons, griffons and various other... steeds around the rather large pond, the villagers decided to revolt. Not that they weren't already revolting. They didn't really have much time to bathe, given their work and almost constant state of panic from the catle's mob.
But anyway, so the villagers came up to the castle with their pitchforks and torches to try and otherthrow the mob.
But then the mob sent out their chef, who had a strange collar on. He asked the villagers how they'd like to be served, and they got very confused.
He explained that because the mob wasn't about to eat the villagers, they had decided that their steeds, previously mentioned, were hungry anyway and a spot of meat would probably not go wasted.
That turned most of the villagers off, and so some retreated to their homes to eye their horses very warily and barricade themselves in their houses with all the candles lit.
So anyway, there were about ten villagers left at the castle, and they were making a lot of noise, and most of the mob was bored at that point in time, so everyone went and got dressed up in their coolest clothes and did really nifty things with their facepaint... or just, y'know, took off their disguises. One of them.
And then they went out to meet the villagers in all their regalia, which was a lot, and about three villagers turned tail then and there. Two more couldn't move if they wanted to, and were starting to smell bad. Well, worse. They hadn't bathed for the revolution, silly things.
Anyway, so, a scene of absurdly comical violence later, and two villagers wandered back to their village looking quite a bit worse for wear and having to tell the others that the mob would now take more of an advantage on the village because they could, but nothing TOO serious, just keep all the young and old people inside. Fickle little things they are.
Anyway, the other five were enlisted to work in the stables, where they get very nervous every day and have to take 'Prozac' every couple minutes, even more so when they get licked. No heart attacks yet, though."
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ZUTE! XD

Fantastic!!
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*A scream comes from upstairs*
I have pedophobepobia :D

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Ah, sweet music. ^^ *Lays back and snoozes*
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*Runs down stares* ITS MR PEEPS!!
I have pedophobepobia :D

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ahhh! *flee*
A life? Good Idea! Where can I download one
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There was a gorge.

In the gorge, lived a person.

A person in a bullethole suit.

This person's house was very high up in the gorge, with a ladder stretching down into the depths. The Bullethole Suit mined in these depths.
The Suit was having a normal day, brushing and cleansing before going down the ladder into the depths to mine. Its hat tickled as it climbed the thousand poles nether.
A million and one milliseconds later, the Suit reached the gorge's depths and shook off sweat left, descending from such dry, hot winds into the wet, frigid caves of the gorge. It let its cane rest on the stone cold floor, picking up the chisel (the stake?) and the hammer, driving it into the cave's clammy, rocky wall.
The Chisel (the Stake?) broke off layer after layer of the cave's wall before hitting a particularly hard surface. The Suit's hands explored it, rubbing and inspecting the surface curiously. While it was hard, this surface, it was also... warm.
The Bullethole Suit knew what this meant, and let out a smile.
It held the Chisel in two hands, pressuring it, willing it.


The Stake exploded through rock as though it was a rotten fruit. Peices of shrapnel scattered everywhere, slicing through the Suit's hands. It was worth it.
Red tar followed the shrapnel, stinging the wounds, eating through silk and skin. It was worth it.

The Stake dropped to the ground with shrapnel and burnt silk. Hands shaking, breathing heavily and quickly with excitement, the Bullethole Suit reached into the small smoking cavern where its prize lay.

In its hands the Suit held a bullet cartridge, eroded and dripping with red tar.

It carefully rested the cartridge inside the silk purse around its neck. Gathering its things, the chisel (the stake?), the hat, the cane, the Suit left the stinking, dripping, shrapnel-littered cave, falling up the ladder to its home at the top of the gorge. Seeing the red tar sunset from its humble home, the Bullethole Suit smiled, closed the door, and waited for another day.
I owe Moss a boon.

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Was that interpretive??
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I have no idea, it's a story. Voyd made one, and I needed a story to draw a comic from, so... yeah.
I owe Moss a boon.

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I see well.... *lies next to fire* It's already cold here.... make it go away.
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The Road To Hell Is Paved With Good Intentions.
Unfortunately, It Is A 4 Lane Highway,
And I Don't Recommend Playing In Traffic

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*Pokes Bullethole Suit to see if there's anything inside*
I'm bored.

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