Fae RP
"Psh, hardly fair. You got here first! Plus my tolerancy is way too high for my liking... on that not, can I get about ten more of these pretty purple things?" Jasmine asked the bartender, waving the bottle with one hand and finishing off the last green beverage with the other. Not that she was really fussed about a gold coin... but at least now she had an excuse.
If I told you I was innocent, would you believe me?
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grr!!! oh, hee...i know just the perfect colour for a drink i'd like to have =p))
Unlike the sober Sakura, this near-drunk Sakura completely ignored the annoying antics of Queequeg, even laughing with him.
"Oh, y'mean Scaaaalik? Jus'metim...Dunno, seems nice t'me...but y'know...ooh, drink!" Happilly taking the glass the bartender was offering her, she downed the sparkly pink drink in a shot. Staggering a bit, she collapsed onto a nearby stool...and ordered another drink.
((hands up if you're sober! =p))

Unlike the sober Sakura, this near-drunk Sakura completely ignored the annoying antics of Queequeg, even laughing with him.
"Oh, y'mean Scaaaalik? Jus'metim...Dunno, seems nice t'me...but y'know...ooh, drink!" Happilly taking the glass the bartender was offering her, she downed the sparkly pink drink in a shot. Staggering a bit, she collapsed onto a nearby stool...and ordered another drink.
((hands up if you're sober! =p))
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((I can already tell we are gonna end up spending A LOT of time here))
"Well Yall aren't gonna beat me." He knew he had plenty of time before the drink truly hit Scalik and so he ordered as many drinks as he could as long as there was vodka in it.((I dont care if they are not suppose to have Vodka, I love my vodka they HAVE it I say.)) "Thank ya" he said to the Bartender as he started downing as many drinks as possible.
"Well Yall aren't gonna beat me." He knew he had plenty of time before the drink truly hit Scalik and so he ordered as many drinks as he could as long as there was vodka in it.((I dont care if they are not suppose to have Vodka, I love my vodka they HAVE it I say.)) "Thank ya" he said to the Bartender as he started downing as many drinks as possible.
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The Road To Hell Is Paved With Good Intentions.
Unfortunately, It Is A 4 Lane Highway,
And I Don't Recommend Playing In Traffic
*Tilts And Rubs The Back Of His Head And Smiles Through A Blush*
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grinning, "heh, ah'll show u fair. bartenner! ten of'a strongess drinks ya got!"
the bartender was only to happy to oblige his new favorite customers an set each of thier drinks in front of them. the pink fer Jasmine an a row of dark purple drinks from which was emenating a sparkly shimering mist that evaporated into small crackles an pops for Neo.
"ona count a' three. one, two,*hic*...three!"
the bartender was only to happy to oblige his new favorite customers an set each of thier drinks in front of them. the pink fer Jasmine an a row of dark purple drinks from which was emenating a sparkly shimering mist that evaporated into small crackles an pops for Neo.
"ona count a' three. one, two,*hic*...three!"
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"Violence solves everything. If the problem isn't solved, there are still survivors you missed."
in the immortal words of Captin Jack Sparrow ~ "oh bugger."
"people r like machines. it cant hurt to press evrey button at least once."
"Violence solves everything. If the problem isn't solved, there are still survivors you missed."
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Emory had had to wince secretly at the way Jasmine’s express desire to get drunk was worded. Following her to the tavern, he comforted himself with the fact that she had not bound him to how long he would have to ensure she stayed ‘comfortably’ drunk. “While I would have liked to wait for a celebration…” he said quietly now, laughing, as he looked over the row of fae spirits speedily coming to cover the counter, “I’m almost sure you’ll all make better tacticians under alcohol’s creative influences.” He grinned unrepentantly.
Less of a laughing matter was the fact that Emory felt he and his friends were being watched. Reaching up casually, he pulled his instrument across his shoulder, turning on his stool as he did so with an air of summing up the tavern’s patrons as a potential audience. Most of them fell in the usual mixture. Not that that meant they could be trusted.
((Grrr, can't think right now...more very soon, I hope.))
Less of a laughing matter was the fact that Emory felt he and his friends were being watched. Reaching up casually, he pulled his instrument across his shoulder, turning on his stool as he did so with an air of summing up the tavern’s patrons as a potential audience. Most of them fell in the usual mixture. Not that that meant they could be trusted.
((Grrr, can't think right now...more very soon, I hope.))
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Things invisible to see...
Things invisible to see...
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Stumbling over to Jasmine's table, Queequreg happily snatched one of the green drinks and headed for Skalik again. He'd only gotten halfway when he realized he was already drunk. He drowned the green drink in just a few gulps. The doubled amount of alchohol in his stomach sent him off course, crashign into several other patrons ans splashing them. Shoved in the opposite direction by them, he tilted back the mug that was supposed to be Scalik's and went stumbling across the tavern again with incredible velocity.
He slammed the two empty mugs down in frint of Scalik, then retreated to the bar for more.
He slammed the two empty mugs down in frint of Scalik, then retreated to the bar for more.
"Remember men, we are fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did!"
"I have no eggs. Perhaps you can direct me to a chicken."
"I have no eggs. Perhaps you can direct me to a chicken."
((...Pwned. Well...sorta.))
Scalik, still a good ways from true drunkeness decided it was better not to wonder about the empty mugs before him or the man who delivered them. He stood and made his way to the bar where all the others had gone.
"Seems ye be needin' nonna my chardy, eh fellazzz?" Slurred Scalik as he approached Brodi and Sakura. He leaned against the bar and ordered another shot of the pink stuff and something mumbled secretively. "Ah'm sure th'lady would like 'nothah drink, wou'n'cha?"
He threw a less-than-subtle glance at Jasmine. "Sir, izzat gal there 'appenna be Jazzzmine? Sh'ain' s'posedda be 'anginnn' rounn'ere...." He trailed off when he saw his drink arrive, a murky green liquid that bubbled a little differently than the others.
Scalik, still a good ways from true drunkeness decided it was better not to wonder about the empty mugs before him or the man who delivered them. He stood and made his way to the bar where all the others had gone.
"Seems ye be needin' nonna my chardy, eh fellazzz?" Slurred Scalik as he approached Brodi and Sakura. He leaned against the bar and ordered another shot of the pink stuff and something mumbled secretively. "Ah'm sure th'lady would like 'nothah drink, wou'n'cha?"
He threw a less-than-subtle glance at Jasmine. "Sir, izzat gal there 'appenna be Jazzzmine? Sh'ain' s'posedda be 'anginnn' rounn'ere...." He trailed off when he saw his drink arrive, a murky green liquid that bubbled a little differently than the others.
I'm bored.
"Rack off snot-nose, them's mine." Jasmine growled at Scalik, slamming down one of the pink ones and reaching for another. There was one of the strangely striped drinks that she remembered changed your skin colour... which one?
"'Ey bartie! Two of each of your stripey ones, eh?" She managed to get out before downing another pink one. This wasn't looking like too bad a day.
"'Ey bartie! Two of each of your stripey ones, eh?" She managed to get out before downing another pink one. This wasn't looking like too bad a day.
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"stripey ones?" said Neo, who's breath was now the same misty as his drink.
i hav gone to find myself. if i get back before i return, let me know.
in the immortal words of Captin Jack Sparrow ~ "oh bugger."
"people r like machines. it cant hurt to press evrey button at least once."
"Violence solves everything. If the problem isn't solved, there are still survivors you missed."
in the immortal words of Captin Jack Sparrow ~ "oh bugger."
"people r like machines. it cant hurt to press evrey button at least once."
"Violence solves everything. If the problem isn't solved, there are still survivors you missed."
"Damn straight." Jasmine muttered before taking a swig of a purple-and-green one and pushing up her sleeve as purple and green stripes flickered across her skin.
"Gotta love Fae booze." She added, gulping down a purple-and-orange-spotted one next and reaching for one that looked vaguelly like a sunset.
"Gotta love Fae booze." She added, gulping down a purple-and-orange-spotted one next and reaching for one that looked vaguelly like a sunset.
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He sat drinking and not thinking for a bit, but he could feel it something was right and the resentment inside was starting to boil over. After downing another he knew exactly who his target was and how to vent. "Ey! Scalik canye come wit mes?" he said over-exagerating how drunk he really was.
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The Road To Hell Is Paved With Good Intentions.
Unfortunately, It Is A 4 Lane Highway,
And I Don't Recommend Playing In Traffic
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The Road To Hell Is Paved With Good Intentions.
Unfortunately, It Is A 4 Lane Highway,
And I Don't Recommend Playing In Traffic
*Tilts And Rubs The Back Of His Head And Smiles Through A Blush*
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((Hah, some are drunk and some are not...quite an interesting mix. You know, this gang reminds me of 8-bit theatre--not quite fitting the hero role.
))
Scalik was about to give up provoking this incompetant band of drunks when the catious one called to him. It wasn't quite what he was hoping for, so he gracelessly peeled himself off the bar, stumbling as he went. He leaned back against it unsteadily.
"Loo's likkah 'ad toooo many uhvem..." He slurred, bursting into hysterics as he finished talking. "Juzzz one morrrre."
In one deft swipe, Scalik snatched from Jasmine's collection a bright orange drink with black goo floating serenely within it--or perhaps it was the orange floating in the goo. In any case, it looked like a tiger lava lamp. Drink in hand, he scurried off after Brodi.

Scalik was about to give up provoking this incompetant band of drunks when the catious one called to him. It wasn't quite what he was hoping for, so he gracelessly peeled himself off the bar, stumbling as he went. He leaned back against it unsteadily.
"Loo's likkah 'ad toooo many uhvem..." He slurred, bursting into hysterics as he finished talking. "Juzzz one morrrre."
In one deft swipe, Scalik snatched from Jasmine's collection a bright orange drink with black goo floating serenely within it--or perhaps it was the orange floating in the goo. In any case, it looked like a tiger lava lamp. Drink in hand, he scurried off after Brodi.
I'm bored.
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With the letter Emory had written hanging from his mouth where he'd been chewing on it, Queequeg watched Scalik meander over to Brodi. The drink he'd just consumed had transformed him into a circus clown, complete with makeup, frilly costume, and big round nose. He glanced at Jasmine and hiccupped.
"Remember men, we are fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did!"
"I have no eggs. Perhaps you can direct me to a chicken."
"I have no eggs. Perhaps you can direct me to a chicken."
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He lead Scalik into a back room that he stumbled on by complete fluke. (;)) At which point he stepped inside the room and said, "wev jus got'to talk i'all."
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The Road To Hell Is Paved With Good Intentions.
Unfortunately, It Is A 4 Lane Highway,
And I Don't Recommend Playing In Traffic
*Tilts And Rubs The Back Of His Head And Smiles Through A Blush*
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The Road To Hell Is Paved With Good Intentions.
Unfortunately, It Is A 4 Lane Highway,
And I Don't Recommend Playing In Traffic
*Tilts And Rubs The Back Of His Head And Smiles Through A Blush*
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"Tahggin's gooooood," Said Scalik, chugging down the lava lamp drink and walking in. The poor lighting didn't show it, but he was already fairly orange-skinned from some nutrient imbalance or another, so the only effect that could be seen were patches of glow-in-the-dark skin that slithered around his body. He burped and scratched at his eye. "Whacha wantalk bou, fren? Ah thinkah'm bou'done...."
Scalik stumbled back a bit and lurched toward the nearest chair. He managed an almost proper sitting position and looked to Brodi, smiling childishly while the glow under his skin passed through his left eye.
Scalik stumbled back a bit and lurched toward the nearest chair. He managed an almost proper sitting position and looked to Brodi, smiling childishly while the glow under his skin passed through his left eye.
I'm bored.
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He smiled as he closed the door with a movement of his hand and a water seal appeared around the door and said, "What the feck do you want? I know you aren't who you say are, I am not as stupid as some others. Your aura gives you away anyway, you are no more of a con than Rychon. So spill it, asstwat." The act of being so drunk he slurred was gone and cuffs of water strapped Scalik to the chair.
((heh I can't do anger, It just isn't in me))
((heh I can't do anger, It just isn't in me))
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The Road To Hell Is Paved With Good Intentions.
Unfortunately, It Is A 4 Lane Highway,
And I Don't Recommend Playing In Traffic
*Tilts And Rubs The Back Of His Head And Smiles Through A Blush*
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The Road To Hell Is Paved With Good Intentions.
Unfortunately, It Is A 4 Lane Highway,
And I Don't Recommend Playing In Traffic
*Tilts And Rubs The Back Of His Head And Smiles Through A Blush*
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Scalik struggled indignantly for only a moment. He dropped his glass and it shattered on the floor as he looked up at Brodi angrily. Then he shrugged and appeared calm.
"Aha, a fae," Said Scalik, the drunken act never slipping. "Yer an odd one eh? Whacha gon'do? Ah jus' godda job, like aneh one else. An' Ah be paid fer doin' it an' fer delivrin' it untouched. Now 'scuuuzzze meh, Ah gots business withah counncil."
"Aha, a fae," Said Scalik, the drunken act never slipping. "Yer an odd one eh? Whacha gon'do? Ah jus' godda job, like aneh one else. An' Ah be paid fer doin' it an' fer delivrin' it untouched. Now 'scuuuzzze meh, Ah gots business withah counncil."
I'm bored.
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"Heh You haven't seen anything, so dont think you will get out anytime soon. Who is payin you? And I may let you out wound free if ya give me what you stole or if you have stolen something yet. You had best tell me." He said as his eyes glowed red and ball of water formed in his hand.
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The Road To Hell Is Paved With Good Intentions.
Unfortunately, It Is A 4 Lane Highway,
And I Don't Recommend Playing In Traffic
*Tilts And Rubs The Back Of His Head And Smiles Through A Blush*
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The Road To Hell Is Paved With Good Intentions.
Unfortunately, It Is A 4 Lane Highway,
And I Don't Recommend Playing In Traffic
*Tilts And Rubs The Back Of His Head And Smiles Through A Blush*
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at Queequegs hiccup, Neo turned to see who it was.
"AH! DEAMON!!" he tried to draw his sword but only managed to fall out of his stool, thus knocking a small amount of sense into him. "oh. isonly u. bugger. now im on the floor."

i hav gone to find myself. if i get back before i return, let me know.
in the immortal words of Captin Jack Sparrow ~ "oh bugger."
"people r like machines. it cant hurt to press evrey button at least once."
"Violence solves everything. If the problem isn't solved, there are still survivors you missed."
in the immortal words of Captin Jack Sparrow ~ "oh bugger."
"people r like machines. it cant hurt to press evrey button at least once."
"Violence solves everything. If the problem isn't solved, there are still survivors you missed."
"That mean you owe me, eh?" Jasmine asked, peering down at Neo while reaching for another drink. Which she knocked over and spilled all over the counter, turning it a glowing yellow colour. "Goodo, I must be drunker than I thought." She muttered, downing another one.
"Say, 'thought I saw Brodi in here... where'z the slipp'ry bloke now eh?"
"Say, 'thought I saw Brodi in here... where'z the slipp'ry bloke now eh?"
If I told you I was innocent, would you believe me?
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