Alter Ego IX: Photos of the Lost Ark

Cat42 · Post by **Cat42** » Wed May 24, 2006 6:32 pm

mcDuffies wrote:Now folks, remember, bestiality is a sin!

Precisely my predicament...

*emos*
I'm so lonely...

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Wed May 24, 2006 6:40 pm

...what?

Cat42 · Post by **Cat42** » Wed May 24, 2006 6:45 pm

I'm pretty sure Leviticus says that for a man to lay with an animal as he would with a woman is an abomination.

But then again, Leviticus also says that shelfish is an abomination

Leviticus 11:12 wrote:Whatever in the water does not have fins or scales; that shall be an abomination to you.

But do anthros count as animals or people...

I'd be going to hell either way, wouldn't I?

Laemkral · Post by **Laemkral** » Wed May 24, 2006 6:52 pm

cat42 wrote:I'm pretty sure Leviticus says that for a man to lay with an animal as he would with a woman is an abomination.

But then again, Leviticus also says that shelfish is an abomination

Leviticus 11:12 wrote:Whatever in the water does not have fins or scales; that shall be an abomination to you.
But do anthros count as animals or people...

I'd be going to hell either way, wouldn't I?

God can have my lobster when he pries it from my COLD, DEAD, HANDS!!! Wait, that's probably not the kind of thing I want to be saying to an all powerful being that hurls fire and thunderbolts and stuff....

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Wed May 24, 2006 7:19 pm

Anthros aren't real. So I guess having sex with one would still land you in hell anyway.

Cat42 · Post by **Cat42** » Wed May 24, 2006 8:48 pm

PeppermintAfterlife wrote:Anthros aren't real. So I guess having sex with one would still land you in hell anyway.

So you say now, but how do you explain Eartha Kitt, then?

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Wed May 24, 2006 9:07 pm

All I'm saying is, it's morraly wrong for anyone but creatures of feline kind to hit on female male lions.

Dave Against The Machine · Wed May 24, 2006 9:28 pm

I see how it is. He dosn't want OUR KIND, hiting on his feline women. RACEIST!!!

Cat42 · Post by **Cat42** » Wed May 24, 2006 10:27 pm

Quite racist indeed. What happend to love and tolerance. Sure, feline anthros want to share our seats on the bus, our restaurantes, bubblers, and the like, but do they want to share their women?

I'll tell you the answer. It's no.

DJMayhem · Post by **DJMayhem** » Wed May 24, 2006 10:34 pm

mcDuffies wrote:All I'm saying is, it's morraly wrong for anyone but creatures of feline kind to hit on female male lions.

bring it on.

AsterAzul · Post by **AsterAzul** » Wed May 24, 2006 10:40 pm

Hee hee, thanks Levi.

How the heck you been, man?

(Sorry, I've been on a photography stint)
Title shots for a new animé about a boy who wants to be Jenga Champion of the world, and the people who inexplicably follow him around:

KittyKatBlack · Post by **KittyKatBlack** » Thu May 25, 2006 1:18 am

Laemkral wrote:
cat42 wrote:I'm pretty sure Leviticus says that for a man to lay with an animal as he would with a woman is an abomination.

But then again, Leviticus also says that shelfish is an abomination

Leviticus 11:12 wrote:Whatever in the water does not have fins or scales; that shall be an abomination to you.
But do anthros count as animals or people...

I'd be going to hell either way, wouldn't I?
God can have my lobster when he pries it from my COLD, DEAD, HANDS!!! Wait, that's probably not the kind of thing I want to be saying to an all powerful being that hurls fire and thunderbolts and stuff....

No no, you're thinking of Zeus. Zeus loves the shellfish, so you're safe.

Mr.Bob · Post by **Mr.Bob** » Thu May 25, 2006 2:15 am

Poseidon *loves* the shellfish.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Thu May 25, 2006 5:32 am

Mr.Bob wrote:Poseidon *loves* the shellfish.

So I guess my suspicions were correct — Troy McClure is Poseiden.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Thu May 25, 2006 5:55 am

Doll wrote:

Miaow!

Doll continues with the hawt...

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Thu May 25, 2006 3:21 pm

Teammayhem wrote:
mcDuffies wrote:All I'm saying is, it's morraly wrong for anyone but creatures of feline kind to hit on female male lions.
bring it on.

I got nothing on you...

CEPT THAT I'M AN UNSTOPPABLE LOVE MACHINE!!!

Tim · Post by **Tim** » Thu May 25, 2006 8:21 pm

AsterAzul wrote:Title shots for a new animé about a boy who wants to be Jenga Champion of the world, and the people who inexplicably follow him around

Does he also have vague magical Jenga powers? Can he somehow communicate with the Jenga pieces and have them do his bidding? Are there monsters involved in any way?

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Thu May 25, 2006 8:37 pm

What the fuck are you talking about? Just look at the girl.

Tynan · Post by **Tynan** » Thu May 25, 2006 8:42 pm

KittyKatBlack wrote:
Laemkral wrote:
cat42 wrote:I'm pretty sure Leviticus says that for a man to lay with an animal as he would with a woman is an abomination.

But then again, Leviticus also says that shelfish is an abomination
But do anthros count as animals or people...

I'd be going to hell either way, wouldn't I?
God can have my lobster when he pries it from my COLD, DEAD, HANDS!!! Wait, that's probably not the kind of thing I want to be saying to an all powerful being that hurls fire and thunderbolts and stuff....
No no, you're thinking of Zeus. Zeus loves the shellfish, so you're safe.

What doesn't Zeus "love"?

The Neko · Post by **The Neko** » Thu May 25, 2006 9:39 pm

PeppermintAfterlife wrote:
Mr.Bob wrote:Poseidon *loves* the shellfish.
So I guess my suspicions were correct — Troy McClure is Poseiden.

God, yet another obscure reference... this time to that episode where Selma gets married to him to help his failing career, and everyone talks about that rumor that he does unspeakable sex acts to fish.... GOD DAMNIT I'M A SIMPSONS NERD.