But you don't want me playing, since I've never played before and my only knowledge of the game is from that movie they made and that it involves dice. Also, presumably, some dungeons and possibly dragons. Unless I *really* don't know what you're talking about.
Tellurider wrote:But you don't want me playing, since I've never played before and my only knowledge of the game is from that movie they made and that it involves dice. Also, presumably, some dungeons and possibly dragons. Unless I *really* don't know what you're talking about.
Sounds like a good time to learn. Seriously, a newb doesn't tend to slow things down much. You can pick it up as you go without problems.
rkolter wrote:Fair enough; maybe I'll do a house AD&D then if we have time.
"You find yourself naked in the desert, with naught but a piece of string and two copper pieces to your name..."
I WASTE IT WITH MY CROSSBOW!!
You rend the flesh of your chest wall and pull a rib out of your ribcage, and successfully tie the string to each end of the bloody, slippery bone. You rip your left femur out, discard the nub of a kneecap that came with it, and using sand as grit, sand the bone down to an arrow shape.
You then fire the bone arrow at your foot, causing 1d4 damage.
Too bad you're a mage. You die.
Crossfire: "Thank you! That explains it very nicely, and in a language that someone other than a physicist can understand..."
Denial is not falsification. You can't avoid a fact just because you don't like it.
"Data" is not the plural of "anecdote"
Joel Fagin wrote:Desert... String... Coins... Right, being a stereotypical Australian, I have an idea to get water. Could I have everyone's coins for a sec? Thanks...
*runs*
- Joel Fagin
Bonus EXP for Joel, but he'd better hope nobody has garrot as a weapon proficiency...
Crossfire: "Thank you! That explains it very nicely, and in a language that someone other than a physicist can understand..."
Denial is not falsification. You can't avoid a fact just because you don't like it.
"Data" is not the plural of "anecdote"