Virginity Transmutation Level: 1 (all classes) Range: Personal Components: S, V, M Target: You Duration: Permanent Casting Time: 1 standard action Saving Throw: None Spell Resistance: No This spell takes effect immediately upon play, and remains in effect as long as the character continues to play Dungeons and Dragons. Material Component: Player's Handbook worth $30.
This is the third golf-related thing I've seen today, where there hasn't been a golf related item in my life for months! Is it all because I intend to play Golf tomorrow and start to suddenly notice everything golf-like I see? Nah.