My friend had to call tech support to find the proper way to make the computer understand that, yes he had uninstalled a program, and no, he did not want to reinstall it so quit asking. After being put on hold for about 20 minutes his call was received by an employee who’s bitterness could not be hidden in his required friendly banter. The way he asked How He Could Be of Service made us think that his bosses car tires would not be in this mortal world for long…
We are the collective.
We share a single mind.
It is under the table.
Would you like to see it?
-Skipping Jinny of The Laughing Brigade of Chaos. Only We don’t call ourselves that.