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(WARNING: This game is not for the faint of heart. You may only join after talking to Moss and being given a character)

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The Don
'Ey there you thugs and broads, welcome to the foist job. Before we get rollin', here's some basic rules. I know yous folks aint exactly the law-abiding types, but you cross Don Fabritzie, you're outta the family for good - if y'know what I means. Ahem...

1) IT IS NIGHT. Your kind of work makes you no friend to sunlight. When a job is finished to your satisfaction, announce DAYLIGHT and report to Don Fabritzie. (This allows for purpose and freedom)
2) ONLY DON FABRITZIE assigns jobs. How you carry them out is up to you.
3) INCLUDE YOUR NAME in the upper left of every post. Also introduce yourself your first time, and post your picture so the rest of the crew knows who they're dealing with.
4) STAY IN CHARACTER AND ON TASK. Just do.

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The city streets are dark and wet, and a single streetlamp lights your corner of urban mediocrity. You wait. Last night you got your orders from Don Fabritzie, himself, and the Don never asks twice.

The Job: You are to meet a crew of the family's finest behind Benny's on Park and 3rd. Benny's an old friend of the family, and his cellar hides more than bootleg whiskey.
...Once assembled, your team is to knock three times and Benny will lead you through a trapdoor into the basement beside Hawthorne's Jewelery. Hawthorne's is not a big hit, but the old man refuses to pay protection, and the score will prove your loyalty to the family, not to mention help finance the Don's next big move.
...Be cautious - Hawthorne's front door is thick oak, double-bolted and wired to an alarm bell. The two other possible entrances both lead to a back room. They are a small window, not wide enough for an adult to enter - and a back door, simply latched, but also set with an alarm. The alarms can be turned off only from the inside. The back room is guarded by an old, black dog. Not particularly fast, but with jaws like a bear trap.

Begin when you have enough of a crew to do the job. Introduce yourselves and get to know each other as you plan it. Oh, and one more thing - if you dissapoint Don Fabritzie, you might want to get used to the idea of cement footwear.
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Mickey The Killer
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Hate waitin'. Name's Mickey. Like the mouse. I kill stuff, mostly people. Um, I used to be a boxer... and... I know how to read. I read a whole book. By myself. I did. We gonna do the thing now?

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Mary Neat
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"Hey there big guy." She said with a cutsie face. "My names Mary, nice to meet you." She fidgeted with her bow.
~Man can this guy say more than 3 words per sentance? Good lord I hope the rest aren't like this...~ She thought to herself.

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Lola

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Staying to the side of the alley, the woman wearing a long wool coat with a hat - not a very nice hat, but it's useful sometimes, she mused to herself - looked the others up and down before introducing herself in a husky whisper.
"Lola..." She decided against adding anything to that, turning to glance down the alley to hide her imaptience.
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Mickey The Killer

" 'ey, dame." He grunted, "and... small dame..."

What were they doin' here? The crew was bound ta show up soon.

"Youts girl-types might wanna scram. I'm meetin' some tough cats here soon."

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Lola

Lola quirked an eyebrow, stuck between being amused and offended.
"Well, you burly-man-type might want to put away your ego for now, else this kitty may just bring out her claws to put it away for good." She replied smoothly, readjusting her hat and raising the collar on her coat; the night was getting cold.
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Anthony Valentine

Anthony stepped out of the nearby deserted ally an walked up to the small group. "Hello. Anthony Valentine at your service. or rather the Don's service. nothing against you lot though.
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i hav gone to find myself. if i get back before i return, let me know.

in the immortal words of Captin Jack Sparrow ~ "oh bugger."

"people r like machines. it cant hurt to press evrey button at least once."

"Violence solves everything. If the problem isn't solved, there are still survivors you missed."

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Lola

Lola shot Anthony a withering look, pursing her lips slightly.
"My what a sense of subtlety and common sense. Might I ask what you would do if I were to take out a badge and arrest you? Although I don't doubt you could find something agreeable to that, not to mention police not particularly being so intuitive, yet it would not be very... helpful if you were to announce yourself so calmly and clearly in the wrong company." She finished dryly, one eyebrow rising as she spoke. - Not another one of these... At least he doesn't seem too... falsely chivalrous. She thought, the corner of her mouth quirking as she looked away quickly, waiting to see if anyone else was coming anytime soon while cursing the cold and missing the heat of the lights inside.
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Anthony

a false act of good nature wasnt going to make this any eesier it seemed. so he dropped it. "if you were a cop, id know. they gots a look 'bout em. an you'd be lyin on the groun' dead with a bloo'y ring 'roun ur neck right now."
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"Violence solves everything. If the problem isn't solved, there are still survivors you missed."

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Lola


"I'd like to see you try, Tony." Lola bit off, narrowing her eyes slightly. "But this is neither the place nor the time. You want to play, you come and try your luck some other time. Right now, just keep the job in what little mind you have." - Fabluous, this is going just swimmingly. -
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I'm Lacey. Only 'ere 'cause 't was in 'm Daddy's will 't meet 't Don... told me 't come 'ere... dunno why. 'E seems like some dec'nt man thuh'. Said 't change intuh proper 'work' clothes... Knowin' Daddy, that'd be d'tective work. Vests 'n that.

Benny's? Park 'n 3rd? Hah, Daddy always liked Benny's... miss 'im.
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A cloud of smoke floated up past her face as she exhaled. Leaning back into the large sofa, she stared into the fire opposite her. I wonder when those goons Daddy hired will be showing up... She put out her cigarette, stood up and smoothed her dress. "Benny," he nodded his head to show he was listening and she continued; "Tell me when they arrive." Leaving him by the window, she headed towards the bathroom.
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Anthony

"if yous wernt workin fer The Don ya woudnt live te see the sunrise. but youz is right. we gots a job ta do." he looked at Mickey an Mary. "wells, we gots the mucle an the cutie here no ones would suspect. im the stealth--he turned to Lola--an you could tie yurself to some railroad tracks as a diversion."
i hav gone to find myself. if i get back before i return, let me know.

in the immortal words of Captin Jack Sparrow ~ "oh bugger."

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"Violence solves everything. If the problem isn't solved, there are still survivors you missed."

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Lola


"And you," Lola started, pulling her hands from her deep pockets and placing them on her tilting hips "can go put on a dress and break your neck on the tracks for all I care. We going to go in or stand here getting colder by the minute?" She shot a look around at the others gathered in the alley. "Or is someone going to carry on trying to convince everyone that he hasn't been castrated?" She finished smoothly, deciding to ignore Anthony whenever possible. - We're here for a reason. Just finish what you started, and then... take the next job. She pursed her lips at the unpleasant thought, suppressing a sigh, but didn't add any more to it.
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Anthony

deciding not to waste any more time on the dumb broad, he strode over to the door behind Benny's an knocked three times.
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in the immortal words of Captin Jack Sparrow ~ "oh bugger."

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Lacey

The abbreviating young woman walked down the alleyway. Benny's wus... 'dis way? she pondered. Ah, wassat?

She heard conversation at the entrance to Benny's. Remembering her Daddy's lessons, she stuck to the walls and went up the first fire escape she found. From her new vantage point she eavesdropped on the conversation.

T'ree... four people? Lit'llie kid there, very bad company. A kidnapping, p'haps? Keep a low profile, uh, keep in 't shadows... what else wus there? She continued surveying the company of people. Someone in a hat 'n coat, s'spicious, self-'mport'nt posture, fr'm th' body shape a woman... a p'rformer or summat, she guessed. Man in a hat 'n coat... another suspect, p'haps they're a crim' pair. Then there's kiddy... and th' thug. Don't look too smart, eas'ly m'nipulated.

With confidence she silently sashayed into the street. "Hey's, guys 'n dolls. Whatcha 'ere fuh?"
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Lola

Lola switched her gaze from the wall to the young woman coming towards the group, subtly changing her posture to where she could reach her... backup easily, if the need arose.
Taking in the woman's face, attire and attitude in one swift appraisal.
- Definitely confident, I'll give her that. Most likely she's armed, and knows how to use it, assuming it's a gun. Interesting accent too. No reason I've ever heard for normal people to come to Benny's this way; leaving only one thing... I suppose if I'm part of this damned inbred family she could be. -
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Lacey

Lacey noticed the change in the woman's posture. Assuming that meant indifference to her prescence, she wandered over to the other woman. "Soooooo..." she ventured, hands subconsicously patting her gun pockets. "How 'r ya t'day?"
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Lola

"Other than having testosteron-driven annoyances, pretty well thankyou. And you?" She asked, shooting Anthony another sharp look before going back to ignoring him.
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Kiki

"They're 'ere!"

Hearing the call, she quickly dried her face and walked out, checking the huge grandfather clock as she passed it. Just past 9 eh... She arrived at the door just as Benny had unlocked it. He opened it and a rush of cool air swept in, sending a shiver down her spine. The hallway light allowed her to make out a large, broad man, 2 women and another man and a small girl. Interesting crowd...I might be able to have some fun this time.

"Well, are you lot gonna stand there all night or do i have to drag you in here?!"
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