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Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:44 am

So, I ate a 20oz potato yesterday. It was delicious. It was also very, very large. The store has this box of these mutant giant white potatos. I bought five and they weighed over eight pounds. They were cheaper than regular potatos, I guess because nobody ever thinks they'd eat one. A regular "jumbo" potato is about 1/3 this size.

Last year I ate the king of the onion people - a 2lb white onion.

So... uhm... I've got nothing. I just thought it was an interesting anecdote.

Dotty · Post by **Dotty** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:45 am

That sounds an awful lot like the random mutant strawberry i ate the other day. It was almost as big as my fist. Seriously, what the hell chemicals are going into my foods these days?

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:46 am

2 lb onion!? Oh my gawd I want it!

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:47 am

TdotOdot2k wrote:

That sounds an awful lot like the random mutant strawberry i ate the other day. It was almost as big as my fist. Seriously, what the hell chemicals are going into my foods these days?

Hey yeah! About ten years ago I got a "pint" of strawberries with ONE strawberry in it. It looks like it'd eaten the others - it took twelve bites to eat.

Dotty · Post by **Dotty** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:49 am

rkolter wrote:
TdotOdot2k wrote:

That sounds an awful lot like the random mutant strawberry i ate the other day. It was almost as big as my fist. Seriously, what the hell chemicals are going into my foods these days?
Hey yeah! About ten years ago I got a "pint" of strawberries with ONE strawberry in it. It looks like it'd eaten the others - it took twelve bites to eat.

That's the one.

ChibiJess · Post by **ChibiJess** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:55 am

My parents and I make chocolate covered strawberries alot. We've had some times that there were two massive strawberries in the pack, in addition to the other ones. Biggest one we've had was about the size of my palm.

TdotOdot2k wrote:

That sounds an awful lot like the random mutant strawberry i ate the other day. It was almost as big as my fist. Seriously, what the hell chemicals are going into my foods these days?

I'd really rather not have to think about what chemicals are in food until my offspring start popping out with mutant super powers

Till that day, I'll enjoy the chemical laced fruits. With chocolate.

ManyWorlds · Post by **ManyWorlds** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:55 am

TdotOdot2k wrote:
rkolter wrote:
TdotOdot2k wrote:

That sounds an awful lot like the random mutant strawberry i ate the other day. It was almost as big as my fist. Seriously, what the hell chemicals are going into my foods these days?
Hey yeah! About ten years ago I got a "pint" of strawberries with ONE strawberry in it. It looks like it'd eaten the others - it took twelve bites to eat.
That's the one.

If you value your lives, you will tell me where to aquire these mutant strawberries.

Protectmyballs · Post by **Protectmyballs** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:56 am

I CANT BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOOOOOOLE THING

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:58 am

TdotOdot2k wrote:

That sounds an awful lot like the random mutant strawberry i ate the other day. It was almost as big as my fist. Seriously, what the hell chemicals are going into my foods these days?

you really don't want to know.

Dotty · Post by **Dotty** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 8:16 am

ManyWorlds wrote:
TdotOdot2k wrote:
rkolter wrote: Hey yeah! About ten years ago I got a "pint" of strawberries with ONE strawberry in it. It looks like it'd eaten the others - it took twelve bites to eat.
That's the one.

If you value your lives, you will tell me where to aquire these mutant strawberries.

Superstore!

Legostar wrote:you really don't want to know.

Yes I do

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 8:17 am

Remember the old cartoons where scientists solved world hunger by making food giant and plentiful? That happened, but some crazy people freaked out and started calling it Frankenfood. Now they run around Africa telling people it's better to starve to death than eat it.

Also, watch out for corn. It's a man-made mutant grass straight from the labs of ancient South American mad scientists. The original Frankenfood.

*begins to warily eye the cornstalkers...*

Cope · Post by **Cope** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 8:19 am

Shh! The Cornstalkers have ears everywhere...

Dotty · Post by **Dotty** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 8:31 am

*eyes Sortelli hungrily*

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 8:32 am

TdotOdot2k wrote:
Legostar wrote:you really don't want to know.
Yes I do

and if it happens to be a carcinogen?

Dotty · Post by **Dotty** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 8:36 am

It might explain my short attention span and craving for flesh.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 8:38 am

TdotOdot2k wrote:It might explain my short attention span and craving for flesh.

no, that's the T-virus.

Dotty · Post by **Dotty** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 8:40 am

*uses 1000th post as a distraction while he sneaks up on Legostar and OMG ZOMBIE ATTACK*

Black Sparrow · Post by **Black Sparrow** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 8:41 am

What an excellent use for a 1000th post.

Protectmyballs · Post by **Protectmyballs** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 8:41 am

legostargalactica wrote:
TdotOdot2k wrote:
Legostar wrote:you really don't want to know.
Yes I do
and if it happens to be a carcinogen?

Just one?

Grabmygoblin · Post by **Grabmygoblin** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 8:56 am

it could be natural. I've seen organic strawberries about 3/4 the size of my fist.

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