Personal Intro Thread #3

[DetailBear]

Welcome to the forum, Doink! Insanity is not required, but it may help.

Here is your Official Virtual Volair Plushie. This is our welcoming gift to you.

HUGS.

[DetailBear]

Welcome to the forum, e_voyager! Watch out for the Kinsey drift.

Here is your Official Virtual Volair Plushie, with the new handcuff accessories*. This is our welcoming gift to you.

HUGS.


* Available in the forum gift shop for you other forumites.

[E_voyager]

thanks you how kind. "sneeks off with his gift and a camera." wait do these come with keys?

[DetailBear]

thanks you how kind. "sneeks off with his gift and a camera." wait do these come with keys?

No, but remember that they're plushie sized.

[Yondara the ChaosMage]

Don't kill me...? Hope this is right, and in the right place...

-Name: Daniel.
-Location: Findlay, Ohio (GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!).
-Age: Wouldn't you like to know? *wink*
-Furry: Uh-huh.
-Species: Well, that depends...
-Kinky Things: Submissiveness, I suppose... >>
-Fetishy Things: Red hair and green eyes.
-Music: 80's, 90's. Classic Rock, Modern Rock, Hard Rock, Punk Rock, Emo, Classical, Non-Lyrical, Dramatic, Blues, Jazz, Screamo.
-Love Life: A nice little boy wolf called Midnight Blaze, but I'm a bit of a man-slut.
-Occupation: Student (Sophomore in HS), RPG Designer
-Art: Rather hard to esxplain. My friends and I have our personal "Comic Book" characters to represent us in the comic book world, and the gimick of our comics is cheesy humor and stick-figure art. Stick figure art with CLOTHING.
-D&D Alignment: Mainly Chaotic Neutral, but I have a tendency to switch between that and Chaotic Evil. However, my own alignment system offers more flexibility, and I would be classified as an: Alignment-Neutral, Practicality: Diabolic
-Games, Movies: LUFF
-Pet Peeves: Arrogance, Intolerance (which is fairly hypocritical of me, as those who know me would point out), Ignorance, People who think they know everything, Idiots, Stupid People, losing... Well, a lot of things, really...
-Sexuality: Omni-Sexual (Pretty damn close!)
-Astrological Sign: Sagittarius (Hope I spelled that right...)
-Ethnicity: GODAMMIT! STOP CALLING ME AFRICAN-AMERICAN! I'M NOT FROM AFRICA! JUST CALL ME BLACK. ALREADY! (Yeah, I HATE it when people do that... ^^)
-Interests: acting, anime, battletech, comics, computer games, eating, gaiaonline, manga, mechwarrior, music, my friends, online quizzes, reading, rippinng on stupid people, rpg design, rpg's, sleeping, tcg's/ccg's, tcg/ccg design, teh blood of mortals, video games, warmth, writing.
-Other Screen Names:
Gaiaonline: Yondara the ChaosMage
Jack Forums: Sebastian
Deviantart: Diadrin

Want to know more? Ask me. I suck at these things.

[DetailBear]

Welcome to the forum, Yondara! You've posted in exactly the right spot. Insanity is not required, but it may help. Chaos seems to be our middle name too, sometimes.

Here is your Official Virtual Volair Plushie. This is our welcoming gift to you.

HUGS.

[Yondara the ChaosMage]

Yay! I got hugged already!

Now... To power up the evil hug machine... BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Tobius]

Look! I'm a pervert too! Or I must be since I read Umlaut House.

Real name: not telling
Age: not telling
Place: Somewhere in the barbaric north beyond European civilization
Looks: Stunningly beautiful, of course!
Sex: Male
Sexuality: Gay, I think, but I'm not too sure
Furry: No, although I draw furry stuff sometimes I'd never admit to THAT in public! If I was a furry, though, I'm sure I'd be something like a ferocious mutant aardvark, a terrifying onager-demon or a gigantic humpback whale/pangolin/naked molerat hybrid that has nuts the size of Taj Mahal, burrows tunnels through the sea floor with its huge front teeth and rolls up into a scaly ball when threatened by whatever would threaten a beast like that
Education: No, thanks ("One man who has mastered life is better than a thousand who have mastered only the contents of books" - Meister Eckhart)
Occupation: I like to fancy myself the leader of some sort of spiritual elite that secretly controls the world
Interests: esoteric philosophy, the mathematical structure of the Hebrew language and scriptures, the symbolology of ancient Egypt, music composition, poetry, line-art
Favourite fiction authors: RA Lafferty, Jorge Luis Borges, Clark Ashton Smith, ER Eddison
Favourite music: MAGMA, Univers Zéro, heavy metal, traditional Scandinavian
Favourite movie: A Picnic at Hanging Rock
Favourite food: Chocolate
Favourite drink: Green tea
Favourite online comics: don't read any regularly other than U.H. and Pastel Defender Heliotrope
Likes: Profound principles, the sublime and exalted, simplicity and unity
Dislikes: the opposites of the above
Romantic interests: anyone who'd like me, boo hoo I need attention dammit!

[Andrick]

... If I was a furry, though, I'm sure I'd be something like... a gigantic humpback whale/pangolin/naked molerat hybrid that has nuts the size of Taj Mahal, burrows tunnels through the sea floor with its huge front teeth and rolls up into a scaly ball when threatened by whatever would threaten a beast like that...

Oh, don't worry about him, Maria; I'm sure when he was talking about pangolins he didn't mean you.

Welcome aboard, Tobius. May you find the refuge you seek in anonymity on this forum. However, I wasn't aware that one needed to be a pervert in order to be posting on this board. Was that a new requirement?

[Cyril_Dran]

Only if you're straight.

[Andrick]

Only if you're straight.

Hey! I was. I mean, am! Wait, you turned this all around on me. I'm cool! I have Pizazz! AAAAAAAHHHH! *and the ringwolf jumps off a nearby cliff. Fortunately there's an ocean to catch him at the bottom*

[DetailBear]

*to catch him at the bottom*

Nah. Joke's to easy.

[DetailBear]

Welcome to the forum, Tobius! You don't have to be crazy to live here, but it may help.

Here is your Official Virtual Volair Plushie. This is our welcoming gift to you.

HUGS.

[Micro_Fur]

*to catch him at the bottom*

Nah. Joke's to easy.

Given that he has already posted comments about how the sub is the one in control, I'll stoke that fire. I mean, just look at his icon!

Micro_fur - The more things change the more they stay the same.

[Andrick]

... Of the cliff. Of the cliff! Y'know, rhymes with plead the fifth? And what about my icon? *the ringwolf stares up at his avatar image* You're not... implying something, are you?

[The_Fox]

I do notice, Andrick, that you changed your icon back to the older one. =^.^=

- Jarylan

[DetailBear]

Hello, all. I find that due to circumstances beyond my control, I need to reliquish the title of Official Greeter to the Forum. I have put the supply of Virtual Volair Plushies (and Accessories) in a safe place and sent the access code to Allan so that he can pass it along to the new Greeter.

If I've missed welcoming anyone, I apologize. Consider yourself welcomed.

HUGS.

[Aki_no_kaze]

haya all

I'm not exactly a new poster, but with a new life comes a new board name, so i figgured I should introduce myself a second time. I'm hoping to get more time to read the forums in the next while so... here I am




and now down to business:

Name: Kaitlyn
Gender: Female
Sex: Male
Occupation: system tester for a major telecom developer
Nicks: Fallwind, some of you may remember me posting under that name
Age: 24, soon to be 25
Location: Ottawa
SO: 4 and rising
Fursona: cheetah
Height: ~6'2"
Weight: 160lbs and dropping unfortionatly
Alignment: chaotic good and extra on the lawfull.


Things you should know about me:

1) Im a raging supporter of GLBT rights, hardly expecting any troubles there.

2) Im a male-to-female transsexual (born with male bitties, but a female brain structure), once again, hardly expecting any troubles with that one on this forum.

2.5) If you have ANY questions regarding treatment of transgender people in society, medical questions or anything else, dont hesitate to ask.

3) I am a strong proponent of the philosophy of being out and loud. I spent 23 years in a closet, it will be a cold day in a hot place before I go back in. I wear a glass rainbow pendant nearly all the time.

4)ya, that seems to be about it.

glad to be back


number of times the forum tried to eat this post: 4

[Allan_ecker]

Hey welcome aboard!

[Tetramorpheus]

Name: Tetramorpheus
Real Name: Error
Age: 22
Sign: Gemini
Furry: No. Not as any particular prediliction.
Species: I have been associated with 'prey', 'cat' in HS, presently a 'Raccoon' to my boyfriend, 'deer/stag' to some friends, my masculine side is a 'greyhound' and my feminine side a 'rabbit'. Overall I prefer 'greyhound'... but it varries, really.
Orientation: Gay... though not too far over the border.
Kinsey: No Clue.
Location: North East, Cowtown.
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 180
Flavor/Scent: Vanilla
Kinky/Fetishy things: None, really.
Music: Anything, really... more by song than genre.
Most Played Song on Playlist: "Upside Down" by the A-Teens. The single most flamboyant song I have... (sigh)
Occupation: Collegiate Student.
Games & Movies: The occasional RPG... Movies: Big Fish, In America, The Mummy, Murder by Death
Books: American Gods, Paradise Lost, The Discworld and Merry Gentry Series
Artists: Frazetta (Mmmm... muscle men), Most Classical Art, Escher
Pet peeves: My own lack of ability to communicate, inconsideration