yay my first surgery set!

Error of Logic · Post by **Error of Logic** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 7:48 am

I wish you good health and good healing, Linda.

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 10:29 am

Schol-R-LEA;2 wrote: "Hello, The Body Shoppe? I was thinking of a more high-performance body, and I was wonder how much I could get that model for if I got trade-in on my old one?

Wow!!!

I could have masturbated to that if it were not for the crowd of children in the background watching.

GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY WINDOW YOU LITTLE PUNKS!

Kids these days. Sheeesh!

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 11:28 am

I don't get it... Does it get better at the end? I only made it half-way thru... I was like "ok... gross snake girl. I get it... But I wonder now if I did.

Is it maybe a penis thing? If I remember correctly, everyone raving about it's sexxyness are guys... Are y'all imagining what someone like that could do writhing on your wonder worm?

I don't know. I don't get it. I don't see teh sechs. Someone help me.

Tellner · Post by **Tellner** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 11:41 am

Honor wrote:I don't know. I don't get it. I don't see teh sechs. Someone help me.

If you find out please let me know. I can't see what's sexy about it, either.

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 11:47 am

*Already our minds are becoming one Ghastly....*

If you don't understand the sexyfulness of putting your own ass on your head, too bad for you.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 1:02 pm

Honor wrote:I don't know. I don't get it. I don't see teh sechs. Someone help me.

I reckon a girl like that could eat herself out.

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 1:45 pm

I thought about that... But she only seems to get the wicked 45 degree bend to her back going backwards. So I eventually came to the conclusion she'd have a better shot at realizing another cliche... That of having her head up her ass.

A conversation I was having on this subject with Sword got me looking for some other pictures... this and this and this all come pretty durned close to my ideal, if I was looking for a famale body to lie down with.

I didn't read her comics much when I was young. I bought them. I held the book with one hand and looked at the pictures a lot... But I didn't much read 'em. I understand that later on, they gave her brain back, and she got back into actively practicing law. If they actually wrote her as intelligent, I might really love it.

It's sad when stereotypes are well founded... It's worse when some are, some aren't, and the wrong ones are! Most of the female body builders I've met are straight and dumb, and I sit there cursing the universe... "Why!?! Why couldn't you have picked the other stereotype to prove right?? It'd kill you to make a few of 'em really smart dykes?!?"

She could actually be just a little more muscly, and crop her hair all short... I guess she's like 8 or 9 feet tall. I'm down wit dat. I'd trade green for tall, muscly, quirky sense of humor, and smart in a new york minnit. Hell... In a metric second.

Cold Fusion · Post by **Cold Fusion** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 4:05 pm

LindaH wrote:update on my surgery. got to hospital at 8. the guy that was to get surgery before me was too sick to get it so i was rushed in.. so wope up again at 11. sent home at 13.

surgery went really well. it is really swollen and sore right now though but i can see a difference. he really took a huge chunk out of my adams apple no complications really cept my heart started racing one time when i was in the waky up room but then calmed down again (was probably dreaming of my hunny ,) )

so now i am home. sore, a tad nauseous and will go to bed...

night all

Here's to a quick recovery

<lifts glass>

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 6:34 pm

Check out http://www.wwoec.com

I know there is a Simpsons and Furry junk on there, and quite of bit of disturbing Nickelodeon and Barney sex, but if you take your time there is a large number of Marvel fan artists, and a fair share of She-Hulk fanart (some is quite good), if anyone is interested.

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 8:28 pm

happypeepeehead wrote:I'll dig up the photos of when she was younger if you're interested.

I forgot to say "yes please"

And Thank you, Swordsie... I'll look around

Happypeepeehead · Post by **Happypeepeehead** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 10:23 pm

LindaH, though I shudder at the idea of losing any portion of my physical body, I congratulate you for following through on what you're doing. You are far braver than I.

LindaH · Post by **LindaH** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 12:11 am

happy: well i sorta NEED to have them removed. because they aren?t part of my body. i just dotn feel anything towards those part that i now have cut of and in the future want to cut off. it is like an appendix, just a totally useless piece of flesh.

but thanks for the well wishes. swelling has gone down. but i must have slept very oddly as my back hurts like hell! lol

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 8:05 am

I am definately ALL ABOUT some hot She Hulk action. Take on a 9 foot tall green woman that's my better mentally and physically.. oh yea.. I sirs, am UP for that challenge.

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 8:43 am

Actually, there are about 4 or 5 artists who draw Harry Potter fanart, and it's really good. Quite....fappable.

Happypeepeehead · Post by **Happypeepeehead** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 11:03 am

swordsman3003 wrote:Actually, there are about 4 or 5 artists who draw Harry Potter fanart, and it's really good. Quite....fappable.

Dude... they're children...

HentaiCat · Post by **HentaiCat** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:14 pm

Dude... they're children...

If there within 3 or so years of my age... I'm all for it

(hold on.... how old ARE they?)

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 8:24 pm

me=15 there 12=ok? ^_^'''

Happypeepeehead · Post by **Happypeepeehead** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 9:09 pm

ok, and when you become 18 will it remain ok?

ManaUser · Post by **ManaUser** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 9:29 pm

HentaiCat wrote:
Dude... they're children...
If there within 3 or so years of my age... I'm all for it

(hold on.... how old ARE they?)

That depends on how you count. Harry was 11 in the first book, and there have been five books since, so 16 as of the last book. On the other hand, he was born in 1980, making him 25 today. Ron was born the same year and Hermione was born in 1979.

And no, I'm not a Harry Potter fanatic, I'm just addicted too looking up useless information on the internet whenever it comes up on a messageboard...

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 11:00 pm

LindaH wrote:happy: well i sorta NEED to have them removed. because they aren?t part of my body. i just dotn feel anything towards those part that i now have cut of and in the future want to cut off. it is like an appendix, just a totally useless piece of flesh.

but thanks for the well wishes. swelling has gone down. but i must have slept very oddly as my back hurts like hell! lol

You're a brave, brave girl.

Man, my vasectomy was more than enough agony for me to deal with (granted I brought most of it upon myself for not following the post-op instructions TO THE LETTER!)

Although I've gotta tell you. After my vasectomy the sex was absolutely mindblowingly better than any sex I'd had previously (including the time I banged my girlfriend and her best friend while watching a hockey game on TV which is every Canadian male's fantasy).

So here's hoping when all your surgeries are done your sex becomes equally as mindblowingly fantastic.