Picture Wars!

Garneta · Post by **Garneta** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 2:36 pm

Another game! This one is simple...beat the previous picture with another picture!

Example: If a picture of a great white shark was posted in the previous post, then you could post a picture of Roy Schneider, since he was in Jaws, and beat the shark! Or if the previous picture was of a worm, you could post a picture of a bird, or a fishing hook. The only rule is: If the picture you post might not make sense to someone, also post an explanation.

And the first picture iiiiis:

A platypus!

Ciararavenblaze · Post by **Ciararavenblaze** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 1:01 pm

simple game, yes, but what the hell am I gonna use to beat a platypus??

Garneta · Post by **Garneta** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 4:01 pm

Actually, I don't know...but they are cute, eh?

Ciararavenblaze · Post by **Ciararavenblaze** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 5:52 pm

okay, I'm gonna start this shit then. let's try something simpler for the first one, shall we?

a grasshopper!

also, Kat--can metaphor be used?

Garneta · Post by **Garneta** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 7:49 am

*shrugs* Don't see why not. Heheh...My picture wasn't beaten...I win the thread in the first page!

I'll post a praying mantis to beat the grasshopper, because it's not only a much cooler insect, but it would probably win in a fight, too!

Ciararavenblaze · Post by **Ciararavenblaze** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 9:12 pm

my spidey sense is a-tinglin'.

http://www.ddaze.com/02bFairGame/spider.gif

spiders eat insects.

and because I'm well aware that some people who might stop by here to view these threads (that we don't even know) might be very scared of spiders, I'm usin' a toon one. but for all intents and purposes, pretend it's real.

--

*edit* due to the biiiiig size of the picture, I'm just gonna leave you the URL, 'kay?

Garneta · Post by **Garneta** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 8:42 am

Yeah, I don't like thread-stretchy...In fact, I need to scale down that mantis picture, just can't do it here at work, and didn't think of it at home last night. Hmm, what beats a spider?

A shoe! Spiders can be stepped on!

Ciararavenblaze · Post by **Ciararavenblaze** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 4:21 pm

and what beats a shoe?

why...

feet!

(it's really weird to go looking for images of feet and see foot fetish porn site pics... >.>)

Garneta · Post by **Garneta** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:12 pm

Hmm...what beats feet? I guess hands...you can draw with them, whereas it's hard to draw with feet!

Ciararavenblaze · Post by **Ciararavenblaze** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 7:07 am

fingers beat hands cuz without fingers, you can't do nothin'!

(and if I thought finding a worksafe picture of feet was hard... DAMN.)

Garneta · Post by **Garneta** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:49 am

What beats human fingers, though? Chicken fingers! 'Cause I bet they taste a lot better.

I know, that's a stupid one, really...but I couldn't think of anything else!

Ciararavenblaze · Post by **Ciararavenblaze** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:46 am

what beats chicken fingers?

why, sushi!

talk about your ultimate finger food.

Garneta · Post by **Garneta** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:41 pm

But what's better than sushi? Cooked salmon!

Ciararavenblaze · Post by **Ciararavenblaze** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 4:19 pm

you play a dirrrrty, dirrrrty game, Kat.

but what's better than cooked salmon?

asparagus!

Garneta · Post by **Garneta** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 12:52 pm

Pssh! Everyone knows that broccoli is the superior green vegetable!

Ciararavenblaze · Post by **Ciararavenblaze** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:40 am

mmm... baby greens...

Garneta · Post by **Garneta** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 2:44 pm

But you can't have them without

Tasty dressing!

Ciararavenblaze · Post by **Ciararavenblaze** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 6:02 am

can't go wrong, though, with croutons!

TomSFox · Post by **TomSFox** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 11:42 am

I post a picture of bark, because the word "crouton" is derived from the french word for "crust."
Get it? Bark/crust!
And since the tree bark is tougher than a crouton, it wins! Or something.
I hope, it counts!

Garneta · Post by **Garneta** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 2:53 pm

Yeah, that'll count!

But bark is cooler if it's carved!

(I do those sometimes...I actually know the guy that wrote this book I posted)