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Next battle is....<P>Burgertime Machine vs. Mutt<P>Sake Man vs. Mandy<P>Leroy vs. JIrish<P>Ulala vs. Cary<P>Stu vs. TMcfarlane<P>Kirsten vs. SLee<P><P>------------------
Yamcha Hibiki:
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Hmmm... <P>Burgertime Machine by a slim victory (it kicks Mutt in the joy stick). <P>Sake Man, nobody can over power SAKE!!! <P>JIrish wins in a battle of wits <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif"> <P>Cary, I don't know why, it just seems to make sense. <P>Stu by wearing a TMcfarlane(tm) T-shirt, to win by being a piece of walking product placement sellout. Like TMcfarlane:P <P>SLee, ExelSaga! ... I mean Exelcoir!
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1. Usually with a battle I tend to side with one of my bestest friends. But sorry Mutt, the Burgertime Machine is bigger and heavier than you! The coin-op wins.<P>2. Sake Man was meaner looking so he wins.<P>3. As narrorator, JIrish has quite a bit of power over the other characters, including Leroy. JIrish wins.<P>4. Gee...didn't see this one coming. Pit me against anyone in the strip in a fight and I'd lose. I can't fight worth beans. And Ulala's a girl. I can't fight girls! That's not nice! Plus Ulala is a better dresser and dancer than I am. So, in battle, Ulala would win over me by default. <P>5. You know, Yamcha, sometimes you may want to explain things to less comic book-savvy dolts like myself. I'm convinced that as long as Stu is equipped with his maracas, he can beat just about anyone, even comic book narrorators.<P>6. Same applies here. As long as Kirsten is backed by the power of Myst and Squaresoft, she'd come away as the victor.<P>--Klonoa

Mutt plays the game until he dies of dehydration.. burgertime wins<P>sake man... c'mon! its sake!<P>Ulala.. because apparantly cary wont hit girls =D<P>how can leroy kick words in the nuts? JIrish wins<P>Stu wins, because, he plays ddr and anyone who plays ddr wins... period =D<P>kirsten... why? dunno

Just for the reference of those not as familier with comic books as some of the rest of us...<P>TMcFarlane = Todd McFarlane, creator of Spawn and artist for what is considered one of the best runs for Amazing Spider-Man in the modern period.<P>SLee = Stan Lee, the Godfather of Marvel Comics himself. 'Nuff said. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"><P>Anyhow, my votes...<P>Burgertime Machine vs. Mutt: If Robbie, master gamer, could not get past the BT machine, then a fellow master gamer of similar skill probably doesn't have much of a chance either. BT Machine wins.<P>Sake Man vs. Mandy: Oh, God... Shinku's Mandy drunk... that would be frightening. Sake Man wins.<P>Leroy vs. JIrish: Since this is my own match, I'm going to refrain from voting, as is the tradition in the internet fantasy wrestling circles where I developed my writing skills before becoming a fanfic writer.<P>Ulala vs. Cary: Draw. Ulala drags poor Cary off somewhere to do something... probably play DDR. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"><P>Stu vs. TMcfarlane: Stu would bash him with Sambo maracas before T can drone on and on and on... Stu wins.<P>Kirsten vs. SLee: SLee sees talent in the young Kirsten and decides to make her the star of her own Marvel Comic. Even though nobody dies here, Kirsten wins, and technically, SLee would win if the comic succeeded, too.<p>[This message has been edited by JIrish (edited 05-01-2001).]

1: Burgertime Machine<P>2: Sake Man! ^n.n^<P>3: I'm gonna root for the underdog on this one, and say Leroy! He can use his magical pixie powers to turn JIrish technicolored, and JIrish will run away and hide in embarrassment. Victory goes to Leroy.<P>4:Ulala<P>5: Stu<P>6: Kirsten! ^n.n^

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JIrish:
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Ulala vs. Cary: Draw. Ulala drags poor Cary off somewhere to do something... probably play DDR. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">
]</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Ha ha! In that case, she'd win anyway. I tried to play DDR once. Fell down 3 times. I'm a klutz. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"><P>--Klonoa
"'Adventure' is my middle name...no wait, it's 'Roy.'" --Zidgel, 3-2-1 Penguins!

Hey Yamcha, you ever going to continue this battle stuff? <P>At any rate, looks like I lost, unless you want to count JIrish's tie vote in my favor, then the match between me and Ulala would be a tie. Because right now only one vote stands between me and a swift kick in the butt by an orange boot. Ouch.<P>--Klonoa

I was waiting to see if here will be more votes. I'll tally them tomarrow and continue the fight <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"><P>------------------
Yamcha Hibiki:
<A HREF="http://yamcha.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Shinkutokimekisempukaku</A> - It's not just a gamer comic, it's a space gamer comic!
<A HREF="http://kane.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Sub-Culture</A> - A mouse, a fox, and a whole lot of nothing.
<A HREF="http://comicollage.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>Comicollage</A> - Proving that even 7 people put together can't make a decent comic. :p

OK someone vote for me so Ulala doesn't have to beat me up. <P>--Klonoa

1)It would be a no show contest. Mutt's more of a Hibiki than I am and as I assume he would have to find it as the Burger Time machine doesn't move (well very fast) the fight would never happen.
2)Dude.. that's almost enough to make a man stop drinking.. bad robbie bad! I'd say another stale mate ending with Leroy drenced in vomit and many many people hopping on the dry band wagon.
3)A narator can only take so much. I'm going to have to go for Leroy. If just for the fact that I think Leroy could get on a cursing spree that he could keep up with and the fact that Leroy's taken down Gazebo's, power transformers and various other random large objects in random acts of violence.
4)Cary wins.. ummm.. ummm.. cause he wanted too? Nah.. Ulala would attempt a typical dance routine attack and while the music was cueing up Cary, the knowledgable gamer he is, would casualy stop the audio track and have all the time he needed to win the fight.
5)Todd would win I'd have to say. To do some of the comics he does you have to be on major drugs and I'd bet things like morphine are in that list. Stu could pound on him with the maracas or whatever to his hearts content and Todd would be oblivious.
6)Poor poor Stan I think he'd have a heart attack..

1. I have to go with the human this time. Simply pull the plug or wait for the Burgertime machine to die of old age, c'mon, it's almost 20 and we know the shelf life of vid games is low.<P>2. Sake Man! Just 'cause!<P>3. Hmmmmm, Leroy. Nothing beats the sheer puglisitic power posessed by pernicious pixies packing pac-power!<P>4. Ulala. Gotta dig the space chick! Or the chick from Persona 2, love that spider web dress of gothness!<P>5. TMcfarlane. His ego cannot be beaten, it's too massive. It's like taking on Unicron with a pea-shooter.<P>6. Kirsten. I'm sorry Stan but nothing beats the sheer power of the uber-otaku avatar of random chaos and useless trivia.

Okay folks, here's the tally!<P>Burgertime Machine vs. Mutt:<P> It seems by the sheer number of votes, that Mutt royally got his ass kick by the bad ass machine. Maybe the machine should make a comeback in the comic sometime <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"><P>Sake Man vs. Mandy<P> Mandy can't drink a giant pitcher of sake under the table, and gets the ass kicking of a lifetime.<P>Leroy vs. JIrish<P> This was a close match, folks, however it seems that the narrator was able to beat the angry pixie.<P>Cary vs. Ulala<P> Another close match, but it looks like the victor was Ulala. She seemed to dance all over Cary in the end.<P>Stu vs. TMcFarlane<P> Seems that Stu was able to beat the smack outta' the egotistical narrator before he could stop talking.<P>Kirsten vs. SLee<P> Like the last fight, Kirsten plowed SLee before he could say "Excelsior".<P>------------------
Yamcha Hibiki:
<A HREF="http://yamcha.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Shinkutokimekisempukaku</A> - It's not just a gamer comic, it's a space gamer comic!
<A HREF="http://kane.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Sub-Culture</A> - A mouse, a fox, and a whole lot of nothing.
<A HREF="http://comicollage.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>Comicollage</A> - Proving that even 7 people put together can't make a decent comic. :p