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Posted: **Wed Apr 25, 2001 12:21 am**

Yes, folks, "ASK JIRISH ANYTHING" returns to the Shinku! forum, for one thread only, since ezboard is down and Yamcha can't get to the Pitt anyway. For those of you who don't know the drill, you can ask me any fool question you want, and I'll come up with some sort of answer.What are you waiting for? C'MON, I DARE YA!

Posted: **Wed Apr 25, 2001 12:46 am**

Kat: What is sex? What is porn?Babble: I wonder when Yamcha will get everything on Crisis comics ready?Meowth: Can you name the two video games whose screen shots appeared in today's Shinku?------------------
Yamcha Hibiki:
<A HREF="http://yamcha.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Shinkutokimekisempukaku</A> - It's not just a gamer comic, it's a space gamer comic!
<A HREF="http://kane.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Sub-Culture</A> - A mouse, a fox, and a whole lot of nothing.
<A HREF="http://comicollage.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>Comicollage</A> - Proving that even 7 people put together can't make a decent comic. :p

Posted: **Wed Apr 25, 2001 12:49 am**

When in the hell is ezboard coming back?

Posted: **Wed Apr 25, 2001 12:52 am**

Flashman: OK then, where to begin. Oh ye...Vic Viper (Parodius version): Hold it right there.Flashman: Man, I was first.Vic Viper: Well too bad. Anyway,...Azusa Shiratori: Oh, a cute spaceship.Vic Viper: (Sweats) WTF?Azusa: Come to Azusa, Marianne.Vic Viper: Hey lady, my name's Vic Viper, not Marianne.Azusa: Marianne, Marianne. Oh, you're so cute.Vic Viper: WTF is she doing?Flashman: I think she's make you her bitch.Vic Viper: WHAT!!!!! Get the hell off me.(Azusa hits Vic Viper with a hammer.)Azusa: You're so cute.(Azusa leaves with Vic Viper.)Flashman: Now where were we...Pastel (WinBee pilot): Yes, I'm in the U.S. version of "Wai Wai Racers".Flashman: (Sweats)Pastel: So anyway, will they keep my name in the U.S. version or change it to some other stupid name that might appeal to 6 year olds? Sorry, Flashman. Were you going to say something?Flashman: Ah, I think I forgot what I was going to say. ------------------
<IMG SRC="http://www.videogamedc.com/1/vv6.gif"> You are the viper!!!![This message has been edited by Vic Viper (edited 04-25-2001).]

Posted: **Wed Apr 25, 2001 12:54 am**

Why is VEGITAIZCOOL so mean to me of people?------------------
I'm a goddess and you aren't!

Posted: **Wed Apr 25, 2001 1:07 am**

Justice Friends assemble! Major Glory: By the dawns early light, why am I always valiantly screaming?! Valhalen: Due, will my rightious axing of gnarly tunes ever make a # 1 single? The Infragable Krunk: Why Krunk stu-pid? Even Sol-o-mon Grundy less dumb than Krunk. Sam-R-I: Why does Rasslor not like like my kicks so high? Why does he not like them JIrish? ------------------
<A HREF="http://strangefour.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>"Boot to the head!"</A>

Posted: **Wed Apr 25, 2001 1:17 am**

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Yamcha Hibiki:
Kat: What is sex? What is porn?Babble: I wonder when Yamcha will get everything on Crisis comics ready?Meowth: Can you name the two video games whose screen shots appeared in today's Shinku?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>To Kat: Sex is a direct reason for why all of us are here on this world. Typically, it's two people showing their love and affection for each other in a way that they would not show very many other people. As for porn, just look around the 'net. You'll stumble on it eventually.To Babble: Give him time. If you ask me, he's biting off a little more than he can chew, but who am I to tell him what to do?To Meowth: One was Psycho Soldiers, the other was Pac-Land.

Posted: **Wed Apr 25, 2001 1:21 am**

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Heero Yuy:
When in the hell is ezboard coming back?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Technically, ezboard is back, and it isn't. I was able to get onto the Pitt a half hour ago, and there was a message that they were experiancing server glitches. So at the most I say give them another day or to to get it all right.

Posted: **Wed Apr 25, 2001 1:22 am**

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Vic Viper:
Flashman: OK then, where to begin. Oh ye...Vic Viper (Parodius version): Hold it right there.Flashman: Man, I was first.Vic Viper: Well too bad. Anyway,...Azusa Shiratori: Oh, a cute spaceship.Vic Viper: (Sweats) WTF?Azusa: Come to Azusa, Marianne.Vic Viper: Hey lady, my name's Vic Viper, not Marianne.Azusa: Marianne, Marianne. Oh, you're so cute.Vic Viper: WTF is she doing?Flashman: I think she's make you her bitch.Vic Viper: WHAT!!!!! Get the hell off me.(Azusa hits Vic Viper with a hammer.)Azusa: You're so cute.(Azusa leaves with Vic Viper.)Flashman: Now where were we...Pastel (WinBee pilot): Yes, I'm in the U.S. version of "Wai Wai Racers".Flashman: (Sweats)Pastel: So anyway, will they keep my name in the U.S. version or change it to some other stupid name that might appeal to 6 year olds? Sorry, Flashman. Were you going to say something?Flashman: Ah, I think I forgot what I was going to say. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>To Pastel: Well, I dunno. Konami is strange these days. Just like that post. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">

Posted: **Wed Apr 25, 2001 1:24 am**

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Athena:
 Why is VEGITAIZCOOL so mean to me of people?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Hmm... while I'm not going to rule out a misunderstanding here, I would have to agree it was awfully crass to point out a simple grammer error in that fashion. If he continues posting like that, well, we'll see what becomes of him.

Posted: **Wed Apr 25, 2001 1:29 am**

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by strangefour:
Justice Friends assemble! Major Glory: By the dawns early light, why am I always valiantly screaming?! Valhalen: Due, will my rightious axing of gnarly tunes ever make a # 1 single? The Infragable Krunk: Why Krunk stu-pid? Even Sol-o-mon Grundy less dumb than Krunk. Sam-R-I: Why does Rasslor not like like my kicks so high? Why does he not like them JIrish? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>To Major Glory: Maybe your tights are too tight?To Valhalen: Well, you gotta realize that the singles charts are fickle: what's in, style wise, one year can be ushered out quickly the next. So perservere, and if your talent is true, you will succeed.To Grog: I wouldn't be surprised to find out that it's a re-adjustment to your mind that spawned from the day you got your powers. BTW, Soloman Grundy will be appearing in Cartoon Networks new Justice League cartoon!To Sam-R-I: You must have done one of those kicks while wearing a kilt or something... >_<

Posted: **Wed Apr 25, 2001 1:50 am**

Lets keep this partey going.Kiyone: Why did I get stuck with Mihoshi as a partner?Sumire: So what should Heero and I do for a Summer vacation?Gourry: What is the color of snow?Lina: Could you please give Gourry a brain?[This message has been edited by Heero Yuy (edited 04-25-2001).]

Posted: **Wed Apr 25, 2001 2:07 am**

Cary: (actually to Kiyone) Hey, Mihoshi (sp?) is cool!3-D WorldRunner guy: Hey, I made a comeback in Chocobo Racing! Think I'll be in more Square games? They're making a Final Fantasy movie! Think they'll make a 3-D WorldRunner movie?Mr. Lunt: Hows come I always play the bad guy in the VeggieTale videos. And then they have da nerve ta dress me up as Ophelia for the Hamlet parody, "Omlet!"Moogle: Why does nobody like Chocobo Racing? That game is cool, kupo!Mega Man X: Hey JIrish, you should get Mega Man X5. It's neat.

Posted: **Wed Apr 25, 2001 2:07 am**

Babble: Do you think I'm cute? <IMG SRC="http://www.hibikibros.com/crisis/babblechar.gif"> ------------------
Yamcha Hibiki:
<A HREF="http://yamcha.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Shinkutokimekisempukaku</A> - It's not just a gamer comic, it's a space gamer comic!
<A HREF="http://kane.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Sub-Culture</A> - A mouse, a fox, and a whole lot of nothing.
<A HREF="http://comicollage.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>Comicollage</A> - Proving that even 7 people put together can't make a decent comic. :p

Posted: **Wed Apr 25, 2001 2:56 am**

How many symbols form the japanese kana system, not counting derivitives and doubles? (kata or hira - same answer for both)Why is Dreamcast so much better than Playstation 2 aka "Project Suckassshitfuckcockngobbler"?Why is Leroy so damn attracted to underage girls? Why is Leroy so damn attractive?Good luck, solider.

Posted: **Wed Apr 25, 2001 3:43 am**

what ethnicity am i?
what is the meaning of life?
how do you say bottle in japanese?
what company makes my phone?
why doesnt ps2 have any good games?
why must animenation take so long to process my order?
why dont people like me?
HOw many of these questions do you think you'll get right?

Posted: **Wed Apr 25, 2001 4:22 am**

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Heero Yuy:
Lets keep this partey going.Kiyone: Why did I get stuck with Mihoshi as a partner?Sumire: So what should Heero and I do for a Summer vacation?Gourry: What is the color of snow?Lina: Could you please give Gourry a brain?[This message has been edited by Heero Yuy (edited 04-25-2001).]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>To Kiyone: You don't know? Police departments, when they make you take those personality tests, they use the data and match you with the complete opposite personality.To Sumire: Well, I've always wanted to see the Grand Canyon, myself. Mt. Rushmore, too, and Sunset Blvd.... I'm thinking some sort of package tour that encompases those.To Gourry: White unless, well... "Watch out where the huskys go, and better not eat that yellow snow."To Lina: Sorry, you want Mr. M. Igor, 1200 Monteverdia Drive, Transylvania.

Posted: **Wed Apr 25, 2001 4:25 am**

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Klonoa:
Cary: (actually to Kiyone) Hey, Mihoshi (sp?) is cool!3-D WorldRunner guy: Hey, I made a comeback in Chocobo Racing! Think I'll be in more Square games? They're making a Final Fantasy movie! Think they'll make a 3-D WorldRunner movie?Mr. Lunt: Hows come I always play the bad guy in the VeggieTale videos. And then they have da nerve ta dress me up as Ophelia for the Hamlet parody, "Omlet!"Moogle: Why does nobody like Chocobo Racing? That game is cool, kupo!Mega Man X: Hey JIrish, you should get Mega Man X5. It's neat.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>To Klonoa: I'm not going to dispute that, and I'll bet neither is Kiyone. It's just as a partner she's the pits.To 3D Worldrunner guy: Well, it's possible for you to pop up in cameos in more games, but a 3D Worldrunner movie? I think you'd need a few more games to warrent that.To Mr. Lunt: You make a good bad guy, from what I gather. That Ophilia part, though... well, hey, if Bugs Bunny can dress in drag...To Moogle: Probably because it was part of the continuing glut of kart racers.To Mega Man X: I might just do that.

Posted: **Wed Apr 25, 2001 4:28 am**

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Yamcha Hibiki:
Babble: Do you think I'm cute? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Yeah, you look cute, but I honestly think Yamcha could draw you a little better.

Posted: **Wed Apr 25, 2001 4:40 am**

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Leroy:
How many symbols form the japanese kana system, not counting derivitives and doubles? (kata or hira - same answer for both)Why is Dreamcast so much better than Playstation 2 aka "Project Suckassshitfuckcockngobbler"?Why is Leroy so damn attracted to underage girls? Why is Leroy so damn attractive?Good luck, solider.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>1. Well, I really do not know this for certain, but I know there are a TON of symbols in the kana system. I think I once heard somewhere you need to know somewhere in at least the upper hundreds before you can really read a Japanese newspaper. Regardless, according to the Japanses Language Proficiency Test I found, you need to know 80 characters to be at Level 4 (easiest), another 165 for Level 3, and another 755 for Level 2. No requirement for Level 1 was listed on this page (http://www.kanjisite.com/kanjiframeset.html), but just from what we had there, that's 1,000 characters total, and I'm not sure if that's including derivitives and such because I'm too lazy a bastard and I have other questions to answer anyway.2. DC is better because it has better games. Plain and simple. At least that's how I see it.3. Well, I could go armchair psychiatrist here, but I'm nowhere near qualified for that. Still, I would guess there is some trigger in your mind that basically goes "overt youthful cuteness = sexy". As for why you're, "so damn attractive", genetics would be my guess.

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