If you need to be told these aren't serious, see a psychologist...Quickly!
No matter what you do, someone will hate you for it...So get a jump on them and hate everyone else, first!
Friends are forever...So jerk them around and use them, cause the suckers will never leave!
It's the thought that counts...So think of doing nice things for a few minutes and you'll be all caught up!
If you havn't seen farther...It's because no-one will let you near those giants with an axe!
Cracked life lessons
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Narf the Mouse
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Cracked life lessons
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'Rule #2 : There is the game and there is reality. Between them is a BIG HONKING wall.' - Narshal, RPG.net, D&D alignment debate.
'Rule #2 : There is the game and there is reality. Between them is a BIG HONKING wall.' - Narshal, RPG.net, D&D alignment debate.
Re: Cracked life lessons
Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes... That way, when you insult them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
"I'm a weatherman, I don't believe in fate."
--Randall Stevens
My perfect job: freelance pun engineer.
Accio Shotgun B#@%! -- Tom the Fanboy
--Randall Stevens
My perfect job: freelance pun engineer.
Accio Shotgun B#@%! -- Tom the Fanboy