For those of you not familiar with the sillier aspects of social forums. Party threads are built to emulate a party atmosphere and reflect the desire for a bunch of internet nerds to have social lives.
I welcome everyone to my birthday party, this is my last birthday party because I am turning 29 this year. Har har har...
So what kind of presents do you guys have for me?
Narf the Mouse got me a new IC post in the D&D thread!
God got me a beautiful cloud-striped sunrise with shades of dusky lavender and glowing oranges and pinks.
Everyone is welcome to the booze and soda in the fridge and the snacks on the counter. Don't kill the ficus and don't give the cops a hard time when they show up in a couple hours. Let's party!
*turns up his Shonen Knife album so we can throw jelly beans around*