Q: You heard that one about Jerry Seinfeld getting fed up with airplanes?
A: He never carried the one.
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by Tom the Fanboy on Mon Nov 12, 2007 2:48 pm
Tom the Fanboy
Enthusiasm over Accuracy!
"You should totally put that in your signature Tom. You drain 1d10 investigators per round." -Dustman
Enthusiasm over Accuracy!
"You should totally put that in your signature Tom. You drain 1d10 investigators per round." -Dustman
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Tom the Fanboy - Cartoon Hero
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by Dustman on Mon Nov 12, 2007 6:33 pm
Q: It's over 9000! How is that possible?!
A: SPAAARRTTAAA!!!1
(It's meme week. Maybe.)
A: SPAAARRTTAAA!!!1
(It's meme week. Maybe.)
"I'm a weatherman, I don't believe in fate."
--Randall Stevens
My perfect job: freelance pun engineer.
Accio Shotgun B#@%! -- Tom the Fanboy
--Randall Stevens
My perfect job: freelance pun engineer.
Accio Shotgun B#@%! -- Tom the Fanboy
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Dustman - Regular Poster
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by Punstarr on Mon Nov 12, 2007 6:54 pm
Q: What did the leet speaking @$#& say as he ganked the innocent new player? (Sorry, no offense meant to anyone... I've just had bad experiences in MMOs in terms of PvP)
A: His tongue was stuck to the chicken!
A: His tongue was stuck to the chicken!
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by Dustman on Tue Nov 13, 2007 11:55 am
Q: Why did the anteater cross the road?
A: Because ice cream has no bones.
A: Because ice cream has no bones.
"I'm a weatherman, I don't believe in fate."
--Randall Stevens
My perfect job: freelance pun engineer.
Accio Shotgun B#@%! -- Tom the Fanboy
--Randall Stevens
My perfect job: freelance pun engineer.
Accio Shotgun B#@%! -- Tom the Fanboy
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Dustman - Regular Poster
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by Tom the Fanboy on Tue Nov 13, 2007 12:45 pm
Q: How many Malkavians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish!...
(couldn't resist)
A: Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
(couldn't resist)
A: Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
Tom the Fanboy
Enthusiasm over Accuracy!
"You should totally put that in your signature Tom. You drain 1d10 investigators per round." -Dustman
Enthusiasm over Accuracy!
"You should totally put that in your signature Tom. You drain 1d10 investigators per round." -Dustman
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Tom the Fanboy - Cartoon Hero
- Posts: 2250
- Joined: Fri Jan 01, 1999 4:00 pm
- Location: Beaverton, OR, USA
by SoItBegins on Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:51 pm
Q: How many socks that actually match will be left after your dryer's done drying?
A: Oh. Hi, Cthulhu.
A: Oh. Hi, Cthulhu.
There's no such thing as chance;
and what to us seems merest accident
springs from the deepest source of Destiny.
--Return of the Phantom
Mortal and proud of it!!
How not to do it: "Hi, Mr. Dragon. I've come to destroy you, so would you mind if I borrowed your Fireproof Skin Balm recipe first?"
and what to us seems merest accident
springs from the deepest source of Destiny.
--Return of the Phantom
Mortal and proud of it!!
How not to do it: "Hi, Mr. Dragon. I've come to destroy you, so would you mind if I borrowed your Fireproof Skin Balm recipe first?"
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SoItBegins - Regular Poster
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by One post wonder on Tue Nov 13, 2007 4:03 pm
Q: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. *Wakes up to a buzzing alarm clock, hits the snooze button, and goes back to sleep*
A: Bacon makes everything better.
A: Bacon makes everything better.
My name made sense when I first thought it up.
I apologize in advance for the inevitable awkwardness.
I apologize in advance for the inevitable awkwardness.
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One post wonder - Regular Poster
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by Narf the Mouse on Tue Nov 13, 2007 6:06 pm
(That's a difficult one for me...I kinda agree! 
)
Q: Bacon-flavoured chocolate ice-cream?
A: ...And it comes with a free dinosaur!
)
Q: Bacon-flavoured chocolate ice-cream?
A: ...And it comes with a free dinosaur!
I have a livejournal
'Rule #2 : There is the game and there is reality. Between them is a BIG HONKING wall.' - Narshal, RPG.net, D&D alignment debate.
'Rule #2 : There is the game and there is reality. Between them is a BIG HONKING wall.' - Narshal, RPG.net, D&D alignment debate.
- Narf the Mouse
- Cartoon Hero
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by SoItBegins on Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:20 pm
Q: So, Ogg get what when buy new deluxe wheel?
A: A bare bear who can't bear it!
A: A bare bear who can't bear it!
There's no such thing as chance;
and what to us seems merest accident
springs from the deepest source of Destiny.
--Return of the Phantom
Mortal and proud of it!!
How not to do it: "Hi, Mr. Dragon. I've come to destroy you, so would you mind if I borrowed your Fireproof Skin Balm recipe first?"
and what to us seems merest accident
springs from the deepest source of Destiny.
--Return of the Phantom
Mortal and proud of it!!
How not to do it: "Hi, Mr. Dragon. I've come to destroy you, so would you mind if I borrowed your Fireproof Skin Balm recipe first?"
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SoItBegins - Regular Poster
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- Joined: Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:35 pm
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by Narf the Mouse on Tue Nov 13, 2007 11:14 pm
Q: Fuzzy Wuzzy wassa bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy hadno hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, wazzy?
A: Tomatoes?
A: Tomatoes?
I have a livejournal
'Rule #2 : There is the game and there is reality. Between them is a BIG HONKING wall.' - Narshal, RPG.net, D&D alignment debate.
'Rule #2 : There is the game and there is reality. Between them is a BIG HONKING wall.' - Narshal, RPG.net, D&D alignment debate.
- Narf the Mouse
- Cartoon Hero
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- Joined: Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:32 am
by One post wonder on Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:54 am
Q: I fended off the killer tomatoes with lettuce mercenaries. Now we have salad =)
(I hope someone other than me remembers Attack of thr Killer Tomatoes...)
A: Wow. Heisenberg sure got that wrong.
(I hope someone other than me remembers Attack of thr Killer Tomatoes...)
A: Wow. Heisenberg sure got that wrong.
My name made sense when I first thought it up.
I apologize in advance for the inevitable awkwardness.
I apologize in advance for the inevitable awkwardness.
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One post wonder - Regular Poster
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- Joined: Wed May 30, 2007 11:47 pm
- Location: Where snakes, scorpions, and Alice Cooper lurk.
by Dustman on Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:16 pm
Q: What? I'm on I-90 going 70 miles an hour, why?
(Yeah, I remember that movie. I think Mars Attacks took a lot of cues from it)
A: Neither one, I shoot frogs.
(Yeah, I remember that movie. I think Mars Attacks took a lot of cues from it)
A: Neither one, I shoot frogs.
"I'm a weatherman, I don't believe in fate."
--Randall Stevens
My perfect job: freelance pun engineer.
Accio Shotgun B#@%! -- Tom the Fanboy
--Randall Stevens
My perfect job: freelance pun engineer.
Accio Shotgun B#@%! -- Tom the Fanboy
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Dustman - Regular Poster
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- Joined: Tue Jun 05, 2007 4:36 pm
- Location: Texas
by Tom the Fanboy on Wed Nov 14, 2007 2:23 pm
Q: Welcome to the supergroup, Are you an Ice Blaster or a Fire Blaster?
A: In my lunchbox!
A: In my lunchbox!
Tom the Fanboy
Enthusiasm over Accuracy!
"You should totally put that in your signature Tom. You drain 1d10 investigators per round." -Dustman
Enthusiasm over Accuracy!
"You should totally put that in your signature Tom. You drain 1d10 investigators per round." -Dustman
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Tom the Fanboy - Cartoon Hero
- Posts: 2250
- Joined: Fri Jan 01, 1999 4:00 pm
- Location: Beaverton, OR, USA
by Narf the Mouse on Wed Nov 14, 2007 2:52 pm
Q: Oh, hey, did you find out where I left that Shoggoth?
A: "Then we'll fight in the shade."
A: "Then we'll fight in the shade."
I have a livejournal
'Rule #2 : There is the game and there is reality. Between them is a BIG HONKING wall.' - Narshal, RPG.net, D&D alignment debate.
'Rule #2 : There is the game and there is reality. Between them is a BIG HONKING wall.' - Narshal, RPG.net, D&D alignment debate.
- Narf the Mouse
- Cartoon Hero
- Posts: 1302
- Joined: Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:32 am
by One post wonder on Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:37 pm
Q: It is November, and it is still 90 degrees out!
A: That is hilarious! Sucks for you, though...
A: That is hilarious! Sucks for you, though...
My name made sense when I first thought it up.
I apologize in advance for the inevitable awkwardness.
I apologize in advance for the inevitable awkwardness.
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One post wonder - Regular Poster
- Posts: 215
- Joined: Wed May 30, 2007 11:47 pm
- Location: Where snakes, scorpions, and Alice Cooper lurk.
by SoItBegins on Fri Nov 16, 2007 8:53 am
Q: Did you hear about when I crossed my vacuum cleaner with my dog?
A: The crew were marooned!
A: The crew were marooned!
There's no such thing as chance;
and what to us seems merest accident
springs from the deepest source of Destiny.
--Return of the Phantom
Mortal and proud of it!!
How not to do it: "Hi, Mr. Dragon. I've come to destroy you, so would you mind if I borrowed your Fireproof Skin Balm recipe first?"
and what to us seems merest accident
springs from the deepest source of Destiny.
--Return of the Phantom
Mortal and proud of it!!
How not to do it: "Hi, Mr. Dragon. I've come to destroy you, so would you mind if I borrowed your Fireproof Skin Balm recipe first?"
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SoItBegins - Regular Poster
- Posts: 111
- Joined: Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:35 pm
- Location: The Mountains of Dread Adventure
by Tom the Fanboy on Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:31 am
Q: Why are you pouring honey in your eye?
A: Fried! Just the way my dad used to make!
A: Fried! Just the way my dad used to make!
Tom the Fanboy
Enthusiasm over Accuracy!
"You should totally put that in your signature Tom. You drain 1d10 investigators per round." -Dustman
Enthusiasm over Accuracy!
"You should totally put that in your signature Tom. You drain 1d10 investigators per round." -Dustman
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Tom the Fanboy - Cartoon Hero
- Posts: 2250
- Joined: Fri Jan 01, 1999 4:00 pm
- Location: Beaverton, OR, USA
by SoItBegins on Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:22 am
Q: How's the salad coming?
A: Spoon.
A: Spoon.
There's no such thing as chance;
and what to us seems merest accident
springs from the deepest source of Destiny.
--Return of the Phantom
Mortal and proud of it!!
How not to do it: "Hi, Mr. Dragon. I've come to destroy you, so would you mind if I borrowed your Fireproof Skin Balm recipe first?"
and what to us seems merest accident
springs from the deepest source of Destiny.
--Return of the Phantom
Mortal and proud of it!!
How not to do it: "Hi, Mr. Dragon. I've come to destroy you, so would you mind if I borrowed your Fireproof Skin Balm recipe first?"
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SoItBegins - Regular Poster
- Posts: 111
- Joined: Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:35 pm
- Location: The Mountains of Dread Adventure
by Al Ray on Sat Nov 17, 2007 11:12 am
Q: What did the brick yell in reply to the flyer's yell of, "NOT IN THE FACE!"
A: Because he took her for granite.
A: Because he took her for granite.
There are two things that are infinite: the Universe and human stupidity- Albert Einstien
- Al Ray
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