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Postby Tom the Fanboy on Mon Nov 12, 2007 2:48 pm

Q: You heard that one about Jerry Seinfeld getting fed up with airplanes?

A: He never carried the one.
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Postby Dustman on Mon Nov 12, 2007 6:33 pm

Q: It's over 9000! How is that possible?!

A: SPAAARRTTAAA!!!1

(It's meme week. Maybe.)
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Postby Punstarr on Mon Nov 12, 2007 6:54 pm

Q: What did the leet speaking @$#& say as he ganked the innocent new player? (Sorry, no offense meant to anyone... I've just had bad experiences in MMOs in terms of PvP)

A: His tongue was stuck to the chicken!
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Postby Dustman on Tue Nov 13, 2007 11:55 am

Q: Why did the anteater cross the road?

A: Because ice cream has no bones.
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Postby Tom the Fanboy on Tue Nov 13, 2007 12:45 pm

Q: How many Malkavians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish!...

(couldn't resist)

A: Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
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Postby SoItBegins on Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:51 pm

Q: How many socks that actually match will be left after your dryer's done drying?

A: Oh. Hi, Cthulhu.
There's no such thing as chance;
and what to us seems merest accident
springs from the deepest source of Destiny.
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Postby One post wonder on Tue Nov 13, 2007 4:03 pm

Q: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. *Wakes up to a buzzing alarm clock, hits the snooze button, and goes back to sleep*

A: Bacon makes everything better.
My name made sense when I first thought it up.

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Postby Narf the Mouse on Tue Nov 13, 2007 6:06 pm

(That's a difficult one for me...I kinda agree! :D )

Q: Bacon-flavoured chocolate ice-cream?

A: ...And it comes with a free dinosaur!
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Postby SoItBegins on Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:20 pm

Q: So, Ogg get what when buy new deluxe wheel?

A: A bare bear who can't bear it!
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--Return of the Phantom

Mortal and proud of it!!

How not to do it: "Hi, Mr. Dragon. I've come to destroy you, so would you mind if I borrowed your Fireproof Skin Balm recipe first?"
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Postby Narf the Mouse on Tue Nov 13, 2007 11:14 pm

Q: Fuzzy Wuzzy wassa bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy hadno hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, wazzy?

A: Tomatoes?
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Postby One post wonder on Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:54 am

Q: I fended off the killer tomatoes with lettuce mercenaries. Now we have salad =)

(I hope someone other than me remembers Attack of thr Killer Tomatoes...)

A: Wow. Heisenberg sure got that wrong.
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Postby Dustman on Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:16 pm

Q: What? I'm on I-90 going 70 miles an hour, why?

(Yeah, I remember that movie. I think Mars Attacks took a lot of cues from it)

A: Neither one, I shoot frogs.
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Postby Tom the Fanboy on Wed Nov 14, 2007 2:23 pm

Q: Welcome to the supergroup, Are you an Ice Blaster or a Fire Blaster?

A: In my lunchbox!
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Postby Narf the Mouse on Wed Nov 14, 2007 2:52 pm

Q: Oh, hey, did you find out where I left that Shoggoth?

A: "Then we'll fight in the shade."
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Postby One post wonder on Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:37 pm

Q: It is November, and it is still 90 degrees out!

A: That is hilarious! Sucks for you, though...
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Postby SoItBegins on Fri Nov 16, 2007 8:53 am

Q: Did you hear about when I crossed my vacuum cleaner with my dog?

A: The crew were marooned!
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and what to us seems merest accident
springs from the deepest source of Destiny.
--Return of the Phantom

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Postby Punstarr on Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:15 am

Q: Did you hear about the ship full of dunces?

A: Because salt hurts like hell.
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Postby Tom the Fanboy on Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:31 am

Q: Why are you pouring honey in your eye?

A: Fried! Just the way my dad used to make!
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Postby SoItBegins on Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:22 am

Q: How's the salad coming?

A: Spoon.
There's no such thing as chance;
and what to us seems merest accident
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--Return of the Phantom

Mortal and proud of it!!

How not to do it: "Hi, Mr. Dragon. I've come to destroy you, so would you mind if I borrowed your Fireproof Skin Balm recipe first?"
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Postby Al Ray on Sat Nov 17, 2007 11:12 am

Q: What did the brick yell in reply to the flyer's yell of, "NOT IN THE FACE!"

A: Because he took her for granite.
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