Q: Why has Indiana Jones moved to Los Angeles?
A: No, I haven't heard the joke that ends 'The food here is terrible, and in such small portions!'
There's no such thing as chance;
and what to us seems merest accident
springs from the deepest source of Destiny.
--Return of the Phantom
Mortal and proud of it!!
How not to do it: "Hi, Mr. Dragon. I've come to destroy you, so would you mind if I borrowed your Fireproof Skin Balm recipe first?"