A: Two sea-shells and a piece of plutonium.
How it works: Someone (The thread starter) posts an answer. Then, someone else posts a question for that answer and an answer of their own. Like so:
Q: What did the Professor use to power the coconut tv?
A: Carve his face in the moon, of course!
Forum game: Answers and Questions
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Forum game: Answers and Questions
by Narf the Mouse on Wed Nov 07, 2007 2:51 pm
I have a livejournal
'Rule #2 : There is the game and there is reality. Between them is a BIG HONKING wall.' - Narshal, RPG.net, D&D alignment debate.
'Rule #2 : There is the game and there is reality. Between them is a BIG HONKING wall.' - Narshal, RPG.net, D&D alignment debate.
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by Narf the Mouse on Wed Nov 07, 2007 7:43 pm
Q: Two royal houses, one native land?
A: All that way, all those elephants and never went in the city?
A: All that way, all those elephants and never went in the city?
I have a livejournal
'Rule #2 : There is the game and there is reality. Between them is a BIG HONKING wall.' - Narshal, RPG.net, D&D alignment debate.
'Rule #2 : There is the game and there is reality. Between them is a BIG HONKING wall.' - Narshal, RPG.net, D&D alignment debate.
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by Sir Ritalin on Thu Nov 08, 2007 12:21 am
Q. What could Hannibal have been fired for?
A. Alnitak, Alnilam, Mintaka.
A. Alnitak, Alnilam, Mintaka.
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by One post wonder on Thu Nov 08, 2007 1:02 am
Q: What holds a constellation's pants up?
A: France.
A: France.
My name made sense when I first thought it up.
I apologize in advance for the inevitable awkwardness.
I apologize in advance for the inevitable awkwardness.
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by SoItBegins on Thu Nov 08, 2007 1:27 am
Q: What do you get if you cross ants with fresh lemons?
A: Joel
A: Joel
There's no such thing as chance;
and what to us seems merest accident
springs from the deepest source of Destiny.
--Return of the Phantom
Mortal and proud of it!!
How not to do it: "Hi, Mr. Dragon. I've come to destroy you, so would you mind if I borrowed your Fireproof Skin Balm recipe first?"
and what to us seems merest accident
springs from the deepest source of Destiny.
--Return of the Phantom
Mortal and proud of it!!
How not to do it: "Hi, Mr. Dragon. I've come to destroy you, so would you mind if I borrowed your Fireproof Skin Balm recipe first?"
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by Narf the Mouse on Thu Nov 08, 2007 2:29 am
Q: Where can I find a conniving, manipulative jerk?
(They don't have to be factual, just to note. Really wierd works too)
A: So that's what the trombone is for!
(They don't have to be factual, just to note. Really wierd works too)
A: So that's what the trombone is for!
I have a livejournal
'Rule #2 : There is the game and there is reality. Between them is a BIG HONKING wall.' - Narshal, RPG.net, D&D alignment debate.
'Rule #2 : There is the game and there is reality. Between them is a BIG HONKING wall.' - Narshal, RPG.net, D&D alignment debate.
- Narf the Mouse
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by One post wonder on Thu Nov 08, 2007 2:49 am
Q: What did the A Capella group learn after being assaulted by a jazz band?
A: A bigger hammer may help.
(I seem to have a thing for blunt weaponry tonight)
A: A bigger hammer may help.
(I seem to have a thing for blunt weaponry tonight)
My name made sense when I first thought it up.
I apologize in advance for the inevitable awkwardness.
I apologize in advance for the inevitable awkwardness.
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by FirstAidKit on Thu Nov 08, 2007 6:04 am
Q: Is there a faster way to for me to fall asleep?
A: The maracas just don't do it anymore.
A: The maracas just don't do it anymore.
"Nothing is ever easy."
"...You can't take the sky from me."
"...You can't take the sky from me."
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by Sir Ritalin on Thu Nov 08, 2007 7:11 pm
Q. Why did Desi Arnaz take up the theremin?
A. Americans don't know the word "revoked".
A. Americans don't know the word "revoked".
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by SoItBegins on Thu Nov 08, 2007 11:23 pm
Q: How do you explain the enormous hassle with the IRS every April 15?
A: A Pirate I Was Meant To Be!
A: A Pirate I Was Meant To Be!
There's no such thing as chance;
and what to us seems merest accident
springs from the deepest source of Destiny.
--Return of the Phantom
Mortal and proud of it!!
How not to do it: "Hi, Mr. Dragon. I've come to destroy you, so would you mind if I borrowed your Fireproof Skin Balm recipe first?"
and what to us seems merest accident
springs from the deepest source of Destiny.
--Return of the Phantom
Mortal and proud of it!!
How not to do it: "Hi, Mr. Dragon. I've come to destroy you, so would you mind if I borrowed your Fireproof Skin Balm recipe first?"
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SoItBegins - Regular Poster
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by One post wonder on Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:16 am
Q: Halloween was over a week ago. Why are you still wearing that costume?
A: Spell check said it was ok...
A: Spell check said it was ok...
My name made sense when I first thought it up.
I apologize in advance for the inevitable awkwardness.
I apologize in advance for the inevitable awkwardness.
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by Narf the Mouse on Fri Nov 09, 2007 7:13 am
Q: 'Eye khan haze chess-booger'?
A: Yeah, but I'll need a penguin.
A: Yeah, but I'll need a penguin.
I have a livejournal
'Rule #2 : There is the game and there is reality. Between them is a BIG HONKING wall.' - Narshal, RPG.net, D&D alignment debate.
'Rule #2 : There is the game and there is reality. Between them is a BIG HONKING wall.' - Narshal, RPG.net, D&D alignment debate.
- Narf the Mouse
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by Tom the Fanboy on Fri Nov 09, 2007 10:31 am
Q:You don't want to move to Alaska, could you BE more anti-arctic?
A: It's the best use for a squirrel made of licourice.
A: It's the best use for a squirrel made of licourice.
Tom the Fanboy
Enthusiasm over Accuracy!
"You should totally put that in your signature Tom. You drain 1d10 investigators per round." -Dustman
Enthusiasm over Accuracy!
"You should totally put that in your signature Tom. You drain 1d10 investigators per round." -Dustman
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by One post wonder on Fri Nov 09, 2007 10:14 pm
Q: How can I teach my kids at an early age that eating rodents is good for them?
A: You really can find anything on the internet.
A: You really can find anything on the internet.
My name made sense when I first thought it up.
I apologize in advance for the inevitable awkwardness.
I apologize in advance for the inevitable awkwardness.
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One post wonder - Regular Poster
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by Sir Ritalin on Sat Nov 10, 2007 12:41 am
Q. Wait, so that's Munch's original The Scream?
A. No, and I really wish you'd stop.
A. No, and I really wish you'd stop.
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by Narf the Mouse on Sun Nov 11, 2007 1:34 pm
And, because I should have...
Q: Ever blown up a planet?
A: Thanks for the plasma cannon!
Q: Ever blown up a planet?
A: Thanks for the plasma cannon!
I have a livejournal
'Rule #2 : There is the game and there is reality. Between them is a BIG HONKING wall.' - Narshal, RPG.net, D&D alignment debate.
'Rule #2 : There is the game and there is reality. Between them is a BIG HONKING wall.' - Narshal, RPG.net, D&D alignment debate.
- Narf the Mouse
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- Posts: 1302
- Joined: Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:32 am
by Dustman on Sun Nov 11, 2007 6:27 pm
Q: What did Frodo say to George Lucas when he discovered he was going to be directing the next LOTR?
A: Well, that's what happens when people get jealous of inside jokes.
A: Well, that's what happens when people get jealous of inside jokes.
"I'm a weatherman, I don't believe in fate."
--Randall Stevens
My perfect job: freelance pun engineer.
Accio Shotgun B#@%! -- Tom the Fanboy
--Randall Stevens
My perfect job: freelance pun engineer.
Accio Shotgun B#@%! -- Tom the Fanboy
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by SoItBegins on Sun Nov 11, 2007 10:06 pm
Q: Why has Indiana Jones moved to Los Angeles?
A: No, I haven't heard the joke that ends 'The food here is terrible, and in such small portions!'
A: No, I haven't heard the joke that ends 'The food here is terrible, and in such small portions!'
There's no such thing as chance;
and what to us seems merest accident
springs from the deepest source of Destiny.
--Return of the Phantom
Mortal and proud of it!!
How not to do it: "Hi, Mr. Dragon. I've come to destroy you, so would you mind if I borrowed your Fireproof Skin Balm recipe first?"
and what to us seems merest accident
springs from the deepest source of Destiny.
--Return of the Phantom
Mortal and proud of it!!
How not to do it: "Hi, Mr. Dragon. I've come to destroy you, so would you mind if I borrowed your Fireproof Skin Balm recipe first?"
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SoItBegins - Regular Poster
- Posts: 111
- Joined: Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:35 pm
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