by Narf the Mouse on Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:18 am
1) It's always nice when enemies get together, so always pair up mortal enemies. Really, everyone will just love your new Harry/Draco story.
2) Legolas doesn't have a girlfriend. This must mean that he is desperately lonely and needs You!, yes, You! to go to middle earth and be the gorgeous she-elf he's always been looking for. Also, don't forget to give yourself a pretty name, like Amber. Or maybe more elf-life - Perhaps Amberlilly?
3.1) Alternately, completely ignore the concept of friendship. There must be another reason why he hangs around Gimli...And hey, just because there is no text evidence, doesn't mean it's not true!
4) Splelig is teh consurn ov smale-mindead peepul. U r ane rtist!
5) Wouldn't it be cool if you could get into your favorite fictional universe? Wouldn't it be cool if all your friends came with you? Don't forget to describe every day in exquisite detail. Talent optional.
6) Your favorite character (Xander) is underpowered, overabused and clearly in need of a makeover. (S)he (Xander) is in need of a name change (Alex), super-combat powers, a kitana, a submachinegun, a dozen knives, an axe or two and a new, snarly attitude. Oh, and don't forget a black trenchcoat to hide it all in, so the police don't stop you (Him).
7.1) Also, actual super-pwers (By way of halloween) and having all his friends hate him are both great ways of getting your favorite crossover going.
8) And hey, nothing says 'Suprise, Awesome Crossover' like killing all the other characters off. That way, your Favorite (Xander) will have to move on.
9) Logic? What logic? You're an Ar-teest!
10) Methos, despite all evidence to the contrary, MUST have been deeply and truely in love with your Immortal OOC for the past several thousand years. And hey, why not make her older and a Horseman(Woman)? That way, they can really bond!
11) Or why not Duncan? After all, nothing says 'Twu Wuv' like sneaking in and stealing beer. Of course it's true love. Havn't you figured out Methos and Beer yet?
12) Or heck, Cassandra! With their whole shared past, certainly there must be feelings there!
13) And don't forget, everyone is on the edge of their seat to hear about Your Dark Elf.
14) A slayer can beat up Superman! Really!
Ok, I'm out.