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Postby Narf the Mouse on Mon Jun 25, 2007 12:43 am

I present to you one of the very, very, very few Buffy YAHF that isn't, in some way, stupid: [url=http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2520472/1/]Ethan Rayne's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day:

It wasn't as if he'd gone into this night unprepared, after all. He'd read his Evil Overlord List. He knew the Murphy's Laws of Malicious Magic. There are reasons heroes don't generally encounter more than one master of dark magic at a time, and it has nothing to do with any inherent sense of fair play in the universe. More like the old adage of too many cooks spoiling the brew; only in this case, the brew melts the floor, the devil's food frosting drags down the cake and any unwary mammoths quicker than the La Brea tar pits, and the meatloaf devours hapless diners toe by toe.

Not that meatloaf really needs an excuse. It's over-spiced, it knows it, and as far as it's concerned, it's All Your Fault.[/url]

I mean, how can you ignore an intro like that?
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Postby Jbaum2 on Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:47 pm

Good fanfiction:

Anything by this guy:
S'Tar'Kan http://www.fanfiction.net/u/884184/
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Postby Tom the Fanboy on Thu Jul 12, 2007 10:48 am

Found it!

As promised, here is my contribution to fan fiction.

The Best Stargate SG-1 Fanfic Ever

On a distant world a stargate begins to open. A prior walks out of the gate and looks around at the land that looks like the Scottish highlands. He begins to take a step when all of a sudden a large rock caves in the side of his head. A tall man clad in gray furs strolls out of the tree line a good dozen yards away and picks up the prior's staff and the rock. Leaving the corpse where it lies he considers the merits of his new golf club as he strolls home.

The End


If you don't get it then you just aren't a real Stargate fan. :P
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Postby Lunaroki on Thu Jul 12, 2007 12:34 pm

ROFL! OMG! He got a hole in one! XD
Simple Simon met a pieman going to the fair;
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Said the pieman to Simple Simon "Show me first your penny."
Said Simple Simon to the pieman "Sir, I have not any!"

Half-elves and golems and nymphs, oh my!
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Postby Tom the Fanboy on Thu Jul 12, 2007 12:47 pm

Lunaroki wrote:ROFL! OMG! He got a hole in one! XD


Heh, actually the rock was supposed to be large, like bigger than your fist. As long as you like it I shouldn't complain though.
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Postby Lunaroki on Thu Jul 12, 2007 4:41 pm

I knew that. I just thought he was playing Hulk Golf. :)
Simple Simon met a pieman going to the fair;
Said Simple Simon to the pieman "Let me taste your ware."
Said the pieman to Simple Simon "Show me first your penny."
Said Simple Simon to the pieman "Sir, I have not any!"

Half-elves and golems and nymphs, oh my!
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Postby Tom the Fanboy on Fri Jul 13, 2007 9:28 am

Lunaroki wrote:I knew that. I just thought he was playing Hulk Golf. :)


Well, now that I think about it. Sure why not. He coulda been doing that.

Do we not have any other Stargate fans here?
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SG!? Farscape? Firefly? But of course!

Postby Syncline on Fri Jul 13, 2007 4:15 pm

Oh yes.
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Postby Narf the Mouse on Fri Jul 13, 2007 8:49 pm

Early SG-1. After about season 7, it got less interesting and started jumping sharks for a living.
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Postby Narf the Mouse on Sun Jul 15, 2007 7:47 pm

The_Fate_of_the_Esteemed_Mr_Wykahoo

Very funny Harry Potter fic. Voldemort gets his just desserts and more.
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Postby Narf the Mouse on Tue Aug 07, 2007 4:55 pm

Follow Freeman - This one is priceless! Hilarious and intelligent at the same time.
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Postby SpotWeld on Tue Aug 07, 2007 5:24 pm

I suppose everyone has read "Harry Potter and the Eagle of Truthiness." but now?
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Postby Narf the Mouse on Tue Aug 07, 2007 5:35 pm

There are over three hundred thousand Harry Potter fanfictions. Exactly which one of those is this fic we're all supposed to know about?
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Postby SpotWeld on Tue Aug 07, 2007 5:55 pm

Narf the Mouse wrote:There are over three hundred thousand Harry Potter fanfictions. Exactly which one of those is this fic we're all supposed to know about?


This one
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Postby Narf the Mouse on Tue Aug 07, 2007 6:13 pm

Thank you.
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Postby John Allenson on Thu Aug 16, 2007 6:50 pm

One of the best crossover/humour. Them Mean Ol' Landro Calrissian Blues.

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Postby Narf the Mouse on Sun Sep 02, 2007 8:43 pm

Doctor Who » Hide and Seek - Excellent Doctor Who/Deep Space Nine fic.
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Postby Narf the Mouse on Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:29 pm

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Postby Narf the Mouse on Thu Nov 29, 2007 6:20 pm

How to Be an Effective Group Leader, a House, M.D. fanfic - I think that title says it all, don't you?
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