I present to you one of the very, very, very few Buffy YAHF that isn't, in some way, stupid: [url=http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2520472/1/]Ethan Rayne's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day:
It wasn't as if he'd gone into this night unprepared, after all. He'd read his Evil Overlord List. He knew the Murphy's Laws of Malicious Magic. There are reasons heroes don't generally encounter more than one master of dark magic at a time, and it has nothing to do with any inherent sense of fair play in the universe. More like the old adage of too many cooks spoiling the brew; only in this case, the brew melts the floor, the devil's food frosting drags down the cake and any unwary mammoths quicker than the La Brea tar pits, and the meatloaf devours hapless diners toe by toe.
Not that meatloaf really needs an excuse. It's over-spiced, it knows it, and as far as it's concerned, it's All Your Fault.[/url]
I mean, how can you ignore an intro like that?
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by Narf the Mouse on Mon Jun 25, 2007 12:43 am
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by Tom the Fanboy on Thu Jul 12, 2007 10:48 am
Found it!
As promised, here is my contribution to fan fiction.
The Best Stargate SG-1 Fanfic Ever
On a distant world a stargate begins to open. A prior walks out of the gate and looks around at the land that looks like the Scottish highlands. He begins to take a step when all of a sudden a large rock caves in the side of his head. A tall man clad in gray furs strolls out of the tree line a good dozen yards away and picks up the prior's staff and the rock. Leaving the corpse where it lies he considers the merits of his new golf club as he strolls home.
The End
If you don't get it then you just aren't a real Stargate fan.
As promised, here is my contribution to fan fiction.
The Best Stargate SG-1 Fanfic Ever
On a distant world a stargate begins to open. A prior walks out of the gate and looks around at the land that looks like the Scottish highlands. He begins to take a step when all of a sudden a large rock caves in the side of his head. A tall man clad in gray furs strolls out of the tree line a good dozen yards away and picks up the prior's staff and the rock. Leaving the corpse where it lies he considers the merits of his new golf club as he strolls home.
The End
If you don't get it then you just aren't a real Stargate fan.
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by Lunaroki on Thu Jul 12, 2007 12:34 pm
ROFL! OMG! He got a hole in one! 
Simple Simon met a pieman going to the fair;
Said Simple Simon to the pieman "Let me taste your ware."
Said the pieman to Simple Simon "Show me first your penny."
Said Simple Simon to the pieman "Sir, I have not any!"
Half-elves and golems and nymphs, oh my!
Said Simple Simon to the pieman "Let me taste your ware."
Said the pieman to Simple Simon "Show me first your penny."
Said Simple Simon to the pieman "Sir, I have not any!"
Half-elves and golems and nymphs, oh my!
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by Tom the Fanboy on Thu Jul 12, 2007 12:47 pm
Lunaroki wrote:ROFL! OMG! He got a hole in one!
Heh, actually the rock was supposed to be large, like bigger than your fist. As long as you like it I shouldn't complain though.
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Enthusiasm over Accuracy!
"You should totally put that in your signature Tom. You drain 1d10 investigators per round." -Dustman
Enthusiasm over Accuracy!
"You should totally put that in your signature Tom. You drain 1d10 investigators per round." -Dustman
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by Lunaroki on Thu Jul 12, 2007 4:41 pm
I knew that. I just thought he was playing Hulk Golf. 
Simple Simon met a pieman going to the fair;
Said Simple Simon to the pieman "Let me taste your ware."
Said the pieman to Simple Simon "Show me first your penny."
Said Simple Simon to the pieman "Sir, I have not any!"
Half-elves and golems and nymphs, oh my!
Said Simple Simon to the pieman "Let me taste your ware."
Said the pieman to Simple Simon "Show me first your penny."
Said Simple Simon to the pieman "Sir, I have not any!"
Half-elves and golems and nymphs, oh my!
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by Tom the Fanboy on Fri Jul 13, 2007 9:28 am
Lunaroki wrote:I knew that. I just thought he was playing Hulk Golf.
Well, now that I think about it. Sure why not. He coulda been doing that.
Do we not have any other Stargate fans here?
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"You should totally put that in your signature Tom. You drain 1d10 investigators per round." -Dustman
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SG!? Farscape? Firefly? But of course!
by Syncline on Fri Jul 13, 2007 4:15 pm
Oh yes.
Never fear the bullet with your name on it. Watch out for junk-mail shrapnel addressed to 'occupant'.
Gothic, SciFi, or other writing?... sure! Slim pickins now but... http://syncline.blogspot.com/ the Axeman's Jazz
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by Narf the Mouse on Fri Jul 13, 2007 8:49 pm
Early SG-1. After about season 7, it got less interesting and started jumping sharks for a living.
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by Narf the Mouse on Sun Jul 15, 2007 7:47 pm
The_Fate_of_the_Esteemed_Mr_Wykahoo
Very funny Harry Potter fic. Voldemort gets his just desserts and more.
Very funny Harry Potter fic. Voldemort gets his just desserts and more.
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by Narf the Mouse on Tue Aug 07, 2007 4:55 pm
Follow Freeman - This one is priceless! Hilarious and intelligent at the same time.
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by Narf the Mouse on Tue Aug 07, 2007 5:35 pm
There are over three hundred thousand Harry Potter fanfictions. Exactly which one of those is this fic we're all supposed to know about?
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by SpotWeld on Tue Aug 07, 2007 5:55 pm
Narf the Mouse wrote:There are over three hundred thousand Harry Potter fanfictions. Exactly which one of those is this fic we're all supposed to know about?
This one
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by John Allenson on Thu Aug 16, 2007 6:50 pm
One of the best crossover/humour. Them Mean Ol' Landro Calrissian Blues.
http://www.thechicagoloop.net/yahtzee/c ... CBlues.htm
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by Narf the Mouse on Sun Sep 02, 2007 8:43 pm
Doctor Who » Hide and Seek - Excellent Doctor Who/Deep Space Nine fic.
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by Narf the Mouse on Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:29 pm
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by Narf the Mouse on Thu Nov 29, 2007 6:20 pm
How to Be an Effective Group Leader, a House, M.D. fanfic - I think that title says it all, don't you?
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