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Postby Punstarr on Fri Oct 19, 2007 7:41 pm

Open the door. Take the elephant out. Put the giraffe in. Close the door.
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Postby Narf the Mouse on Fri Oct 19, 2007 7:44 pm

One point to Punstarr!

All the animals have called a meeting. Which one isn't there?
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Postby Dustman on Fri Oct 19, 2007 9:06 pm

The badger, because badgers don't have telephones.
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Postby Punstarr on Fri Oct 19, 2007 9:14 pm

Narf the Mouse wrote:One point to Punstarr!

All the animals have called a meeting. Which one isn't there?


The one that's out of town.
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Postby Narf the Mouse on Fri Oct 19, 2007 9:20 pm

Two strikes!
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Postby Dustman on Fri Oct 19, 2007 9:39 pm

Um, the mouse, because he's too busy posting on the Weregeek forums?
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Postby Narf the Mouse on Fri Oct 19, 2007 9:42 pm

...ACK! Gotta go! :D

(Either that or 'The giraffe, because he's stuck in the fridge')

You have to swim a river that's home to a large number of crocadiles. How do you do so safely?
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Postby Punstarr on Fri Oct 19, 2007 9:49 pm

Narf the Mouse wrote:...ACK! Gotta go! :D

(Either that or 'The giraffe, because he's stuck in the fridge')

You have to swim a river that's home to a large number of crocadiles. How do you do so safely?


Kill all the crocodiles first.
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Postby Narf the Mouse on Fri Oct 19, 2007 10:21 pm

Well, that sort of works, but it's not really safe for the crocadiles.

(Think 'Logical' and 'Stupid jokes')
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Postby One post wonder on Sat Oct 20, 2007 12:14 am

If all the animals are still at the conference, you could just swim across... But that is way too obvious to be the answer.
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Postby Narf the Mouse on Sat Oct 20, 2007 12:24 am

Close, though...
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Postby Dustman on Sat Oct 20, 2007 10:48 am

By being a crocodile?
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Postby Lunaroki on Sat Oct 20, 2007 11:56 am

I can think 'Logical' and 'Ridiculous', but I can't seem to think 'Logical' and 'Stupid jokes'. Whatever you do though, just don't smile.
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Postby Narf the Mouse on Sat Oct 20, 2007 12:12 pm

That could work. However, there's an easier way.
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Postby Dustman on Sat Oct 20, 2007 12:26 pm

Wear your life jacket.
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Postby Narf the Mouse on Sat Oct 20, 2007 6:32 pm

That will help...But also...All the crocodiles are the meeting. Swim! :D
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Postby Punstarr on Sat Oct 20, 2007 7:49 pm

I still say the crocodiles being killed is valid. :P
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Postby One post wonder on Sat Oct 20, 2007 9:41 pm

Narf the Mouse wrote:That will help...But also...All the crocodiles are the meeting. Swim! :D


Wait, that is what I said! Stinking crocs...
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Postby Dustman on Sat Oct 20, 2007 10:35 pm

I know! I read that, and I was all like, "Buh?"

Okay then, here's a simple one for you. Two men, one with red hair and one with black hair, are on a road-trip. They stop at a gas station, and one man asks for directions. Was it the red-haired man or the black-haired man?
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Postby Narf the Mouse on Sun Oct 21, 2007 12:46 pm

One post wonder wrote:
Narf the Mouse wrote:That will help...But also...All the crocodiles are the meeting. Swim! :D


Wait, that is what I said! Stinking crocs...

Wait...Yeah...I think I had a brain glitch or something. You gets teh point.

@Dustman: Neither - It was someone else. Otherwise it would be two asking for direction. (I think)
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