by Thanatos5150 on Fri Jun 01, 2007 9:20 pm
"Well, gee, guys, of course, with me being an idiot, I never considered the possibility of other traps." Jakob shot back to the rest of the group, brimming with blatent sarcasam.
"OF course, we'll have to step lightly, now, although carrying a torch will negate any chance at stealth -" He began planning aloud, and his right hand moved to grip his crossbow. "- Which I'm not in the least concerned about. And, since its just too time-consuming and makes a guy like me both tired and bored, we can't scour every inch of the dungeon with traps. Therefore, if it nicks at me and says "trap" or its a door, I'll check it. Until then, I'd rather not light my way and stumble into a trap that can't be disarmed, you know, like an AMBUSH!"
He spoke then last word very empathically, and as he did so, turned to look into the dungeon, dropped to a crouch, and proceeded to load and shoulder his crossbow.
"If you will, Terra, dear."
"Justice is the Art of the Thief"
~Socrates~
"Weapons and armor are for those who lack skill, Honor and courage"
~Drunken Monk to a Paladin in the tavern. No bystanders were harmed in the ensuing brawl~