Gelatinus cubes...

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Gelatinus cubes...

Postby Narf the Mouse on Thu Apr 19, 2007 10:28 pm

Are an organic, ravenous roadblock that fits a standard ten-foot by ten-foot room.

Or at least, that's my understanding. Granted, I only started RP'ing about three years ago.

From a game mechanics perspective, they make perfect sense. From a biological perspective, they are completly unsuportable (Literally). But when has that stopped the Monster Manual writers?
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Postby SpotWeld on Fri Apr 20, 2007 4:43 am

Also, if they were ever introduced into WoW, you'd just know they'd be "stackable".
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Postby Lunaroki on Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:34 am

"Stackable"? *groans as he imagines someone playing Tetris with such things*
Simple Simon met a pieman going to the fair;
Said Simple Simon to the pieman "Let me taste your ware."
Said the pieman to Simple Simon "Show me first your penny."
Said Simple Simon to the pieman "Sir, I have not any!"

Half-elves and golems and nymphs, oh my!
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Postby Narf the Mouse on Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:39 am

...What happens when a gelatinus cube tries to eat a gelatinus cube...
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Postby SickandCute on Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:57 pm

.... Gigantic Cube of Doom (tm)?
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Postby Aurana on Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:08 pm

It's Jell-O gone wrong!

Beware of the pineapple chunks afoot ;<.
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Postby Lunaroki on Sat Apr 21, 2007 10:37 am

I like Abbie's attack on the cube. *Poke!* LOL! Very effective, no doubt. ^,^
Simple Simon met a pieman going to the fair;
Said Simple Simon to the pieman "Let me taste your ware."
Said the pieman to Simple Simon "Show me first your penny."
Said Simple Simon to the pieman "Sir, I have not any!"

Half-elves and golems and nymphs, oh my!
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Postby Narf the Mouse on Sat Apr 21, 2007 12:04 pm

It's basically a cube of snot. You want to get close to that?
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Postby Thunderhowl on Sun Apr 22, 2007 4:11 am

Aurana wrote:It's Jell-O gone wrong!

Beware of the pineapple chunks afoot ;<.


Hee.
Reminds me of an Order of the Stick filler comic involving a G-Cube.
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Postby Alina P on Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:25 am

G-cube?? That sounds so very, very wrong.

"Hey baby, do you wanna see my G-cube?" *shudder*

Granted, if you put a "Hey baby, do you want to see my..." in front of pretty much any word, it sounds wrong. ;)
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Postby Tom the Fanboy on Mon Apr 23, 2007 8:11 am

Wow! I've never seen a GelCube that wasn't completely filling a corridor. Neat.

Not that you get flanking bonuses or anything on it but it's nice to have somehwere to run.

The only cubs that weren filling up a corridor were at the bottom of pit traps. :cry:
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