Let's hear some of the funny quotes that go around your tables/LARPs folks. These are always good for a laugh.
I'll start.
From a Rifts campaign I played with xaq, we had just fought off a band of goblin banditos that were raiding a caravan we were guarding. There were casualties among the caravaners and so we had a funeral pyre to dispose of the fallen. The quote was made by Matt who was playing a Triceraton out of TMNT. Think a Klingon Marine on Steroids.
Caravaner: "*Sob* My son is in that funeral pyre!"
Matt: "And a fine blue flame he makes ma'am. You should be very proud."
Quotes from around the game table...
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Phone Call in my Vampire the Masquerade game.
"Dutton, we need some help....... It started with a Nosferatu party and it got ugly."
I have tons more but that's the first one that springs to mind.
"Dutton, we need some help....... It started with a Nosferatu party and it got ugly."
I have tons more but that's the first one that springs to mind.
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Enthusiasm over Accuracy!
"You should totally put that in your signature Tom. You drain 1d10 investigators per round." -Dustman
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'you broke the universe' in my sig...also, this one time my group did a game called Dawn of Worlds (I think - not sure) where everyone had to work together and take turns building a universe (so it would be realistic, and complicated, and feel like it had been created by a pantheon of gods). So the people in the group are all teenagers in high school, except for this one guy's little brother, who is an eleven-year-old supergenius named Oliver. A few turns into the game, we were designing planes and continents and Oliver goes 'I'm going to invent hell' and I had a huge giggle fit. Little kids declaring that they want to invent hell amuse me.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. -unknown
You broke the universe - my DM this one time
You broke the universe - my DM this one time
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After fighting their way through wereowlves and ghosts and other vampires, the Brujah anarch stand at the bottom of the unholy cavern that's been spewing evil corruption up into the city. The source of the evil is a giant pulsing heart. It glows a sickly green and is filling the caverns with a corrosive glowing ectoplasm. When the Storyteller asks what he does he replies,
"I try to diablerize it."
For you non Vampire people, diablerie is basically sucking all of a vampire's blood out and then swallowing their soul. You can't diablerize anything that isn't a vampire.
"I try to diablerize it."
For you non Vampire people, diablerie is basically sucking all of a vampire's blood out and then swallowing their soul. You can't diablerize anything that isn't a vampire.
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"You should totally put that in your signature Tom. You drain 1d10 investigators per round." -Dustman
Enthusiasm over Accuracy!
"You should totally put that in your signature Tom. You drain 1d10 investigators per round." -Dustman
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From my old days of Warhammer 40k. This happened just as one of my Eldar grav tanks got destroyed.
"Can we talk about a peaceful surrender and converting to Chaos worshipping?"
Or playing WoW, I can't remember the named mob but basically me and the priest were the only two left and managed to kill it after everyone else had wiped. At the exact same moment we both said "Losers." in guild chat. That one was probably funnier if you were there though.
"Can we talk about a peaceful surrender and converting to Chaos worshipping?"
Or playing WoW, I can't remember the named mob but basically me and the priest were the only two left and managed to kill it after everyone else had wiped. At the exact same moment we both said "Losers." in guild chat. That one was probably funnier if you were there though.
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?"
Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night." - Charlie Brown
Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night." - Charlie Brown
that wow one is more funny because both of you said the same thing at the same time. serendipity makes everything more funny. ^^
my boyfriend and i play wow together and we usually make characters in pairs. one of the sets of characters we made together were twin blood elf paladins with similar names. there have been a few times when we purposefully said the same thing at the same time - mostly DING! LVL (x) - but there are all sorts of times where we'll both say the exact same thing in gchat in response to something someone else said. it gets frustrating, though, when our master looter hands the purples to the wrong person because it's gotten to the point where people can't really tell our characters apart anymore.
oh well. green is the new purple anyway :p
AGH!!! stay on target......that was such an off-topic post. just geeking out with fellow wow player... sorry )o: i'd suggest creating a wow thread but i'm pretty sure XAQ would behead me for doing so...haha
my boyfriend and i play wow together and we usually make characters in pairs. one of the sets of characters we made together were twin blood elf paladins with similar names. there have been a few times when we purposefully said the same thing at the same time - mostly DING! LVL (x) - but there are all sorts of times where we'll both say the exact same thing in gchat in response to something someone else said. it gets frustrating, though, when our master looter hands the purples to the wrong person because it's gotten to the point where people can't really tell our characters apart anymore.
oh well. green is the new purple anyway :p
AGH!!! stay on target......that was such an off-topic post. just geeking out with fellow wow player... sorry )o: i'd suggest creating a wow thread but i'm pretty sure XAQ would behead me for doing so...haha
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"I Dodge da Lazah"
Said by the ork player when a series of three perfect rolls allow his nearly dead airship to survive the attack of a laser cannon in GorkaMorka. We've used it anytime some incredibly slo or dumb enemy evades a strike from a superior foe due to a nat one.
Said by the ork player when a series of three perfect rolls allow his nearly dead airship to survive the attack of a laser cannon in GorkaMorka. We've used it anytime some incredibly slo or dumb enemy evades a strike from a superior foe due to a nat one.
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Enthusiasm over Accuracy!
"You should totally put that in your signature Tom. You drain 1d10 investigators per round." -Dustman
Hey, just because I snark on the Inheritance forums don't mean I'll snark here, JmcV! This forum is FOR geekdom!! Go nuts!
Oh wow, Gorkamorka... haven't played that in ages. We used to have tournaments at my house, getting a whole bunch of people together and playing mobs against one another all evening. WAAAAAGH!!!
Oh wow, Gorkamorka... haven't played that in ages. We used to have tournaments at my house, getting a whole bunch of people together and playing mobs against one another all evening. WAAAAAGH!!!
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I never played GorkaMorka, shame really 
I was reminded about this one by a mate the other day because we started talking about Necromunda. I can't remember exactly how the situation came about but it ended up with two of our puniest gangers left on the table.
*After about 10 rounds of combat, both our lasguns finally backfire*
"Ok hand to hand it is."
"My turn anyway, I'll charge and take the initaitive."
*The following rounds of combat result in abour 3 points of damage between us. I honestly don't know how many times we failed rolls.*
"Oh for god sake if this doesn't end soon I'm just going to kill myself."
"Don't bother you'd probably miss."
I was reminded about this one by a mate the other day because we started talking about Necromunda. I can't remember exactly how the situation came about but it ended up with two of our puniest gangers left on the table.
*After about 10 rounds of combat, both our lasguns finally backfire*
"Ok hand to hand it is."
"My turn anyway, I'll charge and take the initaitive."
*The following rounds of combat result in abour 3 points of damage between us. I honestly don't know how many times we failed rolls.*
"Oh for god sake if this doesn't end soon I'm just going to kill myself."
"Don't bother you'd probably miss."
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?"
Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night." - Charlie Brown
Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night." - Charlie Brown
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Declaration of War...
WoW sucks blow compared to CoH/CoV.
hehehe
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Those quotes could've been said ANYWHERE! 
In honor of the Shadowrun comic.....
I played a Troll Sumo Wrestler named Brock Coalchewer, his street name was Brockozuna.
GM: OK, so you blow up the middle truck and it knocks the other two off the road.
Brockozuna: ICHIBAN!!!
GM: NO! You were supposed to not draw attention.
Brockozuna: That was secondary objective, we have the girl. So we succeed! Brockozuna ICHIBAN!
Brockozuna was much loved out of game, even if he did cause some problems IC.
In honor of the Shadowrun comic.....
I played a Troll Sumo Wrestler named Brock Coalchewer, his street name was Brockozuna.
GM: OK, so you blow up the middle truck and it knocks the other two off the road.
Brockozuna: ICHIBAN!!!
GM: NO! You were supposed to not draw attention.
Brockozuna: That was secondary objective, we have the girl. So we succeed! Brockozuna ICHIBAN!
Brockozuna was much loved out of game, even if he did cause some problems IC.
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Enthusiasm over Accuracy!
"You should totally put that in your signature Tom. You drain 1d10 investigators per round." -Dustman
D&D, Ravenloft. I had failed my fear check and ran from the room (don't remember what we were facing). So after the rest of the group finished it off they came looking for me. Our DM described the scene as
"You enter the next room calling for Endril (me). As you move about, you hear some strange sounds from behind an ancient alter. When you move closer you can see the source. There, cowering in the corner and crying like a goth is Endril."
Also in Ravenloft: We had been hired to take care of this towns werewolf problem. The werewolves had naturally taken offense to this and left a message for us written in blood on the town square. The local Boyer came running up to us as we surveyed the scene and asked what is this. Without missing a beat my bother answered "I'd say about a dozen chickens."
"You enter the next room calling for Endril (me). As you move about, you hear some strange sounds from behind an ancient alter. When you move closer you can see the source. There, cowering in the corner and crying like a goth is Endril."
Also in Ravenloft: We had been hired to take care of this towns werewolf problem. The werewolves had naturally taken offense to this and left a message for us written in blood on the town square. The local Boyer came running up to us as we surveyed the scene and asked what is this. Without missing a beat my bother answered "I'd say about a dozen chickens."
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My D&D bard had rolled a nat 20 and got on the good side of the Eldest Red Wyrm on the planet while playing the turmpet in front of her lair. She sent him a mental message to walk right in while the rest of the party waited to get past the traps. I asked the others and I was told
"Never tell a dragon 'No' when you're in its lair."
The dragon was quite enamoured with my character. I was kept in a cage while she negotiated with the party and as they were leaving she tore off all of his clothes.... fade to black on that (at least she was decent enough to polymorph into a human!)
I was teleported back to the party several days later and I was missing most of my magic items and my clothes were in tatters. I complained about how much I had paid for that outfit and our gnome explained while wiggling his fingers at me,
"It's hard to dryclean only with six foot talons of death."
"Never tell a dragon 'No' when you're in its lair."
The dragon was quite enamoured with my character. I was kept in a cage while she negotiated with the party and as they were leaving she tore off all of his clothes.... fade to black on that (at least she was decent enough to polymorph into a human!)
I was teleported back to the party several days later and I was missing most of my magic items and my clothes were in tatters. I complained about how much I had paid for that outfit and our gnome explained while wiggling his fingers at me,
"It's hard to dryclean only with six foot talons of death."
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Enthusiasm over Accuracy!
"You should totally put that in your signature Tom. You drain 1d10 investigators per round." -Dustman
Enthusiasm over Accuracy!
"You should totally put that in your signature Tom. You drain 1d10 investigators per round." -Dustman
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From my boy's mage game that he played a while ago:
Background- a party member had gone misisng and they were trying to find :something: to get a life pattern off to track him.
'Ah! Hairbrush!'
'But there's no DNA in hair!'
'But there is in Hair follicles. GM, can I get a follicle roll on this Hair?'
Background- a party member had gone misisng and they were trying to find :something: to get a life pattern off to track him.
'Ah! Hairbrush!'
'But there's no DNA in hair!'
'But there is in Hair follicles. GM, can I get a follicle roll on this Hair?'
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In a Sabbat game I played using the revised rulebooks...said by each player during character creation at different times over about a 3 hour stretch.
"What? Did they just take the Torture skill out?"
No word of a lie. We're a sick bunch. Remember that xaq?
"What? Did they just take the Torture skill out?"
No word of a lie. We're a sick bunch. Remember that xaq?
A Zen Koan:
A Master said unto his Student,
"I Own you, Bitch. Know this."
And the Student was Owned,
And Knew it.
A Master said unto his Student,
"I Own you, Bitch. Know this."
And the Student was Owned,
And Knew it.
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Last night when discussing How to take down a corporation subsidised by Pentex:
'I hope to see the headlines next week- 'BRE executive in Child Prostitution scandal'
(the plan was spread rumours, leak stories to the press and basically cause their lawyers so much hassle with little stuff that when we started on the big they were overstretched.)
'I hope to see the headlines next week- 'BRE executive in Child Prostitution scandal'
(the plan was spread rumours, leak stories to the press and basically cause their lawyers so much hassle with little stuff that when we started on the big they were overstretched.)
Ah, Vampire. My favourite Sabbat moment:
Our pack is embracing a new Pander, we've mixed our blood in a cup to give to the newbie, and we've dug a grave for him to dig his way out of. After burying him, my Serpent of the Light notices something:
Me: (pointing) "Is that the cup of blood? The blood we were supposed to use to embrace him? Without which he's just going to die at the bottom of a hole?"
Everyone: *pause*
Everyone: "Dig him up!! Quick! Dig him up!!!"
Our pack is embracing a new Pander, we've mixed our blood in a cup to give to the newbie, and we've dug a grave for him to dig his way out of. After burying him, my Serpent of the Light notices something:
Me: (pointing) "Is that the cup of blood? The blood we were supposed to use to embrace him? Without which he's just going to die at the bottom of a hole?"
Everyone: *pause*
Everyone: "Dig him up!! Quick! Dig him up!!!"