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Hullo

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:51 am
by Sipex
I didn't see an intro thread so hello everyone. Some of you may remember me from the DD forums way back when they were unlocked (how long it's been...) and I may be a complete noob to the rest of you.

Well, proceed with whatever newbie ritual is regular around here...

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:23 am
by Hazardswake
I don't think there are any rituals around here. Dunno though. And that whole ordeal with the DD Forums being locked down and never re-opened really pissed me off. Hmph, stupid Mookie.

Oh, welcome to the forums, too. :P

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:26 am
by Nerd-o-rama
We don't have a newbie ritual yet. I propose ritual beheading.

Man, I'm in a bad mood today.

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 12:32 pm
by Germ
Take the briefest of glances around the inner-webs, and you can find a lot of vitriol towards Dominic Deegan. A lot. Deserved? I'll let you be the judge.

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 2:30 pm
by Germ
I never should have introduced you bastards to that meme.

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 3:58 pm
by Shimmel
Hello, person I don't know! Have a mug of glue. ^_^

Do any more regular members have any ideas for newbie rituals? Other than ritual beheading a la Nerd-o-rama?

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 4:33 pm
by Draco N. Slayer
We could drench them in honey and tie them down next to an ants nest

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 4:51 pm
by Rixaxun
Bah! I think Shimmel's idea of making them drink a pint of glue sounds good.

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:34 pm
by Katsu
the n00b has to post bumps until he/she is not a n00b any more.

Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 12:15 am
by Probablygod
you climb from the ranks of 'n00b' to 'new poster' at 100 posts.

Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 10:14 am
by Reaver225
Germ wrote:I never should have introduced you bastards to that meme.
WE READ IT, WE CAN'T UNREAD IT!

Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:48 pm
by God of Chaos
You DO know that if these practices start, we will all be dead in about five hours?

Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 11:43 pm
by Nerd-o-rama
And I was here before Secret.

Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 8:26 am
by Sipex
Yeah, I think I'll just try to blend in while you guys decide what gruesome form of death the newbies should suffer...

Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 1:43 pm
by Legendary
I win.

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:59 pm
by Squark
Something that does not involve dieing? :D

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 7:19 pm
by TakatoGuil
Suggestion: Hazing.

*notices weird looks*

What? I may have recently joined, but I've been following this forum since its INCEPTION, so I am NO n00b.

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 5:20 pm
by Shimmel
Yep, hazing.

With glue and brain surgery. :twisted:

BTW, I only started reading the forum a couple days before I joined, but I've been reading the comic for way longer.