Hullo

Sipex · Post by **Sipex** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:51 am

I didn't see an intro thread so hello everyone. Some of you may remember me from the DD forums way back when they were unlocked (how long it's been...) and I may be a complete noob to the rest of you.

Well, proceed with whatever newbie ritual is regular around here...

Hazardswake · Post by **Hazardswake** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:23 am

I don't think there are any rituals around here. Dunno though. And that whole ordeal with the DD Forums being locked down and never re-opened really pissed me off. Hmph, stupid Mookie.

Oh, welcome to the forums, too.

Nerd-o-rama · Post by **Nerd-o-rama** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:26 am

We don't have a newbie ritual yet. I propose ritual beheading.

Man, I'm in a bad mood today.

Germ · Post by **Germ** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 12:32 pm

Take the briefest of glances around the inner-webs, and you can find a lot of vitriol towards Dominic Deegan. A lot. Deserved? I'll let you be the judge.

Germ · Post by **Germ** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 2:30 pm

I never should have introduced you bastards to that meme.

Shimmel · Post by **Shimmel** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 3:58 pm

Hello, person I don't know! Have a mug of glue. ^_^

Do any more regular members have any ideas for newbie rituals? Other than ritual beheading a la Nerd-o-rama?

Draco N. Slayer · Post by **Draco N. Slayer** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 4:33 pm

We could drench them in honey and tie them down next to an ants nest

Rixaxun · Post by **Rixaxun** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 4:51 pm

Bah! I think Shimmel's idea of making them drink a pint of glue sounds good.

Katsu · Post by **Katsu** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:34 pm

the n00b has to post bumps until he/she is not a n00b any more.

Probablygod · Post by **Probablygod** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 12:15 am

you climb from the ranks of 'n00b' to 'new poster' at 100 posts.

Reaver225 · Post by **Reaver225** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 10:14 am

Germ wrote:I never should have introduced you bastards to that meme.

WE READ IT, WE CAN'T UNREAD IT!

God of Chaos · Post by **God of Chaos** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:48 pm

You DO know that if these practices start, we will all be dead in about five hours?

Nerd-o-rama · Post by **Nerd-o-rama** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 11:43 pm

And I was here before Secret.

Sipex · Post by **Sipex** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 8:26 am

Yeah, I think I'll just try to blend in while you guys decide what gruesome form of death the newbies should suffer...

Legendary · Post by **Legendary** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 1:43 pm

I win.

Squark · Post by **Squark** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:59 pm

Something that does not involve dieing?

TakatoGuil · Post by **TakatoGuil** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 7:19 pm

Suggestion: Hazing.

*notices weird looks*

What? I may have recently joined, but I've been following this forum since its INCEPTION, so I am NO n00b.

Shimmel · Post by **Shimmel** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 5:20 pm

Yep, hazing.

With glue and brain surgery.

BTW, I only started reading the forum a couple days before I joined, but I've been reading the comic for way longer.