1) Don't be a dick. This covers basic civility and any bigoted behaviour
2) Seriously, don't be a dick!
3) ~insert obligatory Fight Club reference here~
4) Godwin's Law is not in effect here. Call it and I will beat you like a pinata. It annoys the piss outta me and this kinda is my forum
5) No calling the mods dicks without an actual reason. Happens a lot on other forums I go to and it farks me right off