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Tenkyougan · Post by **Tenkyougan** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 10:29 am

I have a perfect image of how this specific hamster I sacrificed yesterday would look like... Too bad I cant draw

Johnny_Deg · Post by **Johnny_Deg** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 10:37 am

How would you go about on sacrificing the hamsters?

I set mine on fire.

I do alot of Sacrafices[/url]

Tenkyougan · Post by **Tenkyougan** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 10:44 am

Johnny_Deg wrote:How would you go about on sacrificing the hamsters?

I set mine on fire.

I do alot of Sacrafices[/url]

Whoa, you killed 30,000 hamsters? Cool. Though, since you used the wrong ritual, they didnt go to the realm of yaoi.

Anyway, the proper way to sacrifice is this:
1. First, get a hamster, gunpowder and a torch.
2. Arrange the gunpowder into a ritual circle shaped like a heart with Appacumizathfu written inside, also in gunpowder.
3. Put the hamster in the middle of the circle, in the U of Appacumizathfu.
4. Light the torch.
5. Set the Gunpowder on fire. It should look very pretty and there should be an explosion. The hamster, which dies, is sent to the realm of yaoi.

Johnny_Deg · Post by **Johnny_Deg** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 10:53 am

Well I did use the gunpowder and torch.

But I did it in a shape of a giant heart. And since I did them all at once, there was n room to fit them all in a U.

So I compromised. And ran really fast.

Tenkyougan · Post by **Tenkyougan** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 10:54 am

Well they still didnt go to the yaoi realm.

Johnny_Deg · Post by **Johnny_Deg** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 10:56 am

Okies.

I guess they're spirits can just go to a gay heaven then.

OMG YAOI HOUSE FTW!!

Tenkyougan · Post by **Tenkyougan** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 10:58 am

Sadly, there is no Gay Heaven, as homosexuality is a sin. And it used to be a mental disease. Plus hamsters wouldnt want to go to Gay Heaven if it existed.

Lol, Aoi House... Weird comic.

Kaku · Post by **Kaku** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 11:01 am

Looking at porn is the same level of 'sin'...and yet people still do it!

The poor hamsters...O_O Can't we just scarifice some of their bedding instead?

Johnny_Deg · Post by **Johnny_Deg** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 11:01 am

...Gay. A sin.

I'm guessing you are catholic. Like me.

....Though. I don't believe in God. Well not the christian one anyway.
...If he really was so omnipotent/omniscientient, Then why would there be sin. And why is he a better god than all other relgions god?

My God says that there is a heaven for anything and everything that needs a heaven. Even homosexuals.

Tenkyougan · Post by **Tenkyougan** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 11:03 am

Yeah, Appacumizathfu says that too. Technically I guess Yaoi Realm is the same thing as Gay Heaven... I just prefer Yaoi Realm.

And no, I'm not catholic, I'm protestant... Technically, at least.

Johnny_Deg · Post by **Johnny_Deg** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 11:06 am

Yay!

Technically I hate all gods. Because they all need sacrafices to keep them going. But if they are all-powerful, Why do they need mortal sacrafices?

...>.<....

Tenkyougan · Post by **Tenkyougan** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 11:06 am

The sacrifice is more like a way to purify and dedumbify the hamsters soul, so that it can turn into a Hamsterbishie in the Yaoi Realm.

Andyouthinkimcrazy · Post by **Andyouthinkimcrazy** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 12:10 pm

I want to go to the Yaoi Realm... ^_^ and see all the smexy yaoi goodness... *drool* ^_^ Hamster ears..? ^_^ <3

Tenkyougan · Post by **Tenkyougan** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 12:10 pm

Bishies with hamster ears^^

Andyouthinkimcrazy · Post by **Andyouthinkimcrazy** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 12:20 pm

... if I were to sacrifice a person in that manner would he go to the Yaoi Realm as a hot bishie..?

Kaku · Post by **Kaku** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 12:23 pm

Hmmmm...I dunno. But if he did he probably wouldn't get hamster ears. =P

Unless you gave him one of those cute little ear bands first...but then they probably wouldn't work as well as all the other Ham-Bishies' ears...and he'd be ostracised! T_T But then there'd be the one Ham-Bishie to see his true self and...um...then there'd be molestation?

Tenkyougan · Post by **Tenkyougan** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 12:41 pm

Andyouthinkimcrazy: Yes, in fact, he WOULD go to the Yaoi Realm as a hot bishie.

Kaku: Nope, he wouldnt. The ear band wouldnt change anything.

Kaku · Post by **Kaku** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 12:59 pm

He'd still get hot Ham-Bishie lovin' though. Kekekeke!

Tenkyougan · Post by **Tenkyougan** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 1:00 pm

Not necessarily.

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Whoa, flying hair strands O.o

Yaoitsumo · Post by **Yaoitsumo** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 1:54 pm

Person way up there, you killed hamsters? Bastard.
If I hear people killed any animals, I eat them personally, with Hannibal Lector laughing maniacally at my side.
How about I set YOU on fire? D:
Not cool, dude. Not cool at all. Grow up.

... Now that that's over with, who wants pie?

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