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[Tenkyougan]

I have a perfect image of how this specific hamster I sacrificed yesterday would look like... Too bad I cant draw

[Johnny_Deg]

How would you go about on sacrificing the hamsters?

I set mine on fire.



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[Tenkyougan]

How would you go about on sacrificing the hamsters?

I set mine on fire.



I do alot of Sacrafices[/url]

Whoa, you killed 30,000 hamsters? Cool. Though, since you used the wrong ritual, they didnt go to the realm of yaoi.


Anyway, the proper way to sacrifice is this:
1. First, get a hamster, gunpowder and a torch.
2. Arrange the gunpowder into a ritual circle shaped like a heart with Appacumizathfu written inside, also in gunpowder.
3. Put the hamster in the middle of the circle, in the U of Appacumizathfu.
4. Light the torch.
5. Set the Gunpowder on fire. It should look very pretty and there should be an explosion. The hamster, which dies, is sent to the realm of yaoi.

[Johnny_Deg]

Well I did use the gunpowder and torch.

But I did it in a shape of a giant heart. And since I did them all at once, there was n room to fit them all in a U.

So I compromised. And ran really fast.

[Tenkyougan]

Well they still didnt go to the yaoi realm.

[Johnny_Deg]

Okies.


I guess they're spirits can just go to a gay heaven then.



OMG YAOI HOUSE FTW!!

[Tenkyougan]

Sadly, there is no Gay Heaven, as homosexuality is a sin. And it used to be a mental disease. Plus hamsters wouldnt want to go to Gay Heaven if it existed.

Lol, Aoi House... Weird comic.

[Kaku]

Looking at porn is the same level of 'sin'...and yet people still do it!

The poor hamsters...O_O Can't we just scarifice some of their bedding instead?

[Johnny_Deg]

...Gay. A sin.

I'm guessing you are catholic. Like me.



....Though. I don't believe in God. Well not the christian one anyway.
...If he really was so omnipotent/omniscientient, Then why would there be sin. And why is he a better god than all other relgions god?

My God says that there is a heaven for anything and everything that needs a heaven. Even homosexuals.

[Tenkyougan]

Yeah, Appacumizathfu says that too. Technically I guess Yaoi Realm is the same thing as Gay Heaven... I just prefer Yaoi Realm.

And no, I'm not catholic, I'm protestant... Technically, at least.

[Johnny_Deg]

Yay!

Technically I hate all gods. Because they all need sacrafices to keep them going. But if they are all-powerful, Why do they need mortal sacrafices?


...>.<....

[Tenkyougan]

The sacrifice is more like a way to purify and dedumbify the hamsters soul, so that it can turn into a Hamsterbishie in the Yaoi Realm.

[Andyouthinkimcrazy]

I want to go to the Yaoi Realm... ^_^ and see all the smexy yaoi goodness... *drool* ^_^ Hamster ears..? ^_^ <3

[Tenkyougan]

Bishies with hamster ears^^

[Andyouthinkimcrazy]

... if I were to sacrifice a person in that manner would he go to the Yaoi Realm as a hot bishie..?

[Kaku]

Hmmmm...I dunno. But if he did he probably wouldn't get hamster ears. =P

Unless you gave him one of those cute little ear bands first...but then they probably wouldn't work as well as all the other Ham-Bishies' ears...and he'd be ostracised! T_T But then there'd be the one Ham-Bishie to see his true self and...um...then there'd be molestation?

[Tenkyougan]

Andyouthinkimcrazy: Yes, in fact, he WOULD go to the Yaoi Realm as a hot bishie.

Kaku: Nope, he wouldnt. The ear band wouldnt change anything.

[Kaku]

He'd still get hot Ham-Bishie lovin' though. Kekekeke!

[Tenkyougan]

Not necessarily.

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Whoa, flying hair strands O.o

[Yaoitsumo]

Person way up there, you killed hamsters? Bastard.
If I hear people killed any animals, I eat them personally, with Hannibal Lector laughing maniacally at my side.
How about I set YOU on fire? D:
Not cool, dude. Not cool at all. Grow up.

... Now that that's over with, who wants pie?