You get cars?

TheBlackCupid · Post by **TheBlackCupid** » Wed Jan 10, 2001 10:22 am

What exactly is a "Dyke Car?"Do you get a free car when you become a dyke?It wouldn't surprise me. You people get everything. But wouldn't a motorcycle be more appropriate?------------------
There's too many paperclips up your nose.

BJ · Post by BJ » Thu Jan 11, 2001 8:26 am

Maybe it's a car that men simply can't drive.You know: guy sits in the driver's seat, turns the key, and the car just says, "Sorry, man--you just don't do anything for me."Then, of course, there's the ejection seat. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">------------------
I'm a slave to karma, I'll be coming back--yeah I'll be coming back--but <A HREF="http://www.jobeth.net" TARGET=_blank>for the last time</A>.

TheBlackCupid · Post by **TheBlackCupid** » Fri Jan 12, 2001 8:38 am

Dyke Cars!We bring a whole new meaning to the term "glovebox!"Now with shag carpeting.

Kitsune76 · Post by **Kitsune76** » Sun Jan 14, 2001 2:52 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by TheBlackCupid:
Dyke Cars!We bring a whole new meaning to the term "glovebox!"Now with shag carpeting.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Note to self: Whup TBC's hide.Kitsune------------------
<A HREF="http://kitsune76.keenspace.com//" TARGET=_blank>C.Ulture Shocked</A> It's British.But not in a good way...

TheBlackCupid · Post by **TheBlackCupid** » Mon Jan 15, 2001 1:14 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Kitsune76:
 Note to self: Whup TBC's hide.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
YES!

Kitsune76 · Post by **Kitsune76** » Mon Jan 15, 2001 1:41 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by TheBlackCupid:

Originally posted by Kitsune76:
Note to self: Whup TBC's hide.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
YES!

Um, hon, get mout more! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.g ... tsune------------------
<A HREF="http://kitsune76.keenspace.com//" TARGET=_blank>C.Ulture Shocked</A> It's British.But not in a good way...

Tom the Fanboy · Post by **Tom the Fanboy** » Tue Jan 16, 2001 1:10 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Kitsune76:
 Um, hon, get mout more!
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Naw naw naw, just get it on tape!!!heh heh OK! Sorry! don't hurt me! I am a fanboy after all! What'd you expect?------------------
Tom the Fanboy
http://www.geocities.com/tee-moss
The House of Tee-Moss, home of Billberg University.

Kitsune76 · Post by **Kitsune76** » Tue Jan 16, 2001 1:23 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by vermininoh:
Here I go being all anal...are there really esclusively lesbian car dealerships...sounds like something i might have read but am not sure if my PhD application addled mind is just fucking with me again...Verm, who seriously wishes to pursue a degree and your fine insititution....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>(giggle) I don't know of any but I'm sure there are. I did hear of a store that offered a lesbian discount though (30% off if you're a dyke) Kitsune
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<A HREF="http://kitsune76.keenspace.com//" TARGET=_blank>C.Ulture Shocked</A> It's British.But not in a good way...

Vermininoh · Post by **Vermininoh** » Tue Jan 16, 2001 4:59 am

Here I go being all anal...are there really esclusively lesbian car dealerships...sounds like something i might have read but am not sure if my PhD application addled mind is just fucking with me again...Verm, who seriously wishes to pursue a degree and your fine insititution....

Vermininoh · Post by **Vermininoh** » Tue Jan 16, 2001 6:37 am

Lesbian discounts...how exactly would one go about *proving* their sexuality...I'm getting some disturbing images going through my mind...."Come on!!! You said you were a lesbian! Here's our very own lovely Isolde, fresh from the opera tour, young lady, please her now!!!!!!!!"eep....have a handful of lesbain friends and none have ever mentioned the official ID... <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">

Nightxade · Post by **Nightxade** » Fri Jan 19, 2001 7:18 am

I think I have a dyke car. I didn't buy it at a dyke car outlet or anything. But the fact that it's manufactured by a company named Kia can't be a coincidence. It's a deep purple that looks black in the night time and dirty in the winter time. Her name is Lilith.Wendy
(May rethink my sexuality during the long car-ride home)------------------
"From the perspective of monkeys, we must all seem like gods. We provide bananas and amusement and electric shocks. But as gods, it is our duty to the monkeys to make them wear diapers and roller skates, to shoot them into space, and periodically dissect them. Fortunately for irony, mankind has
religion too."
-RB Fairchild <A HREF="http://www.starxade.com" TARGET=_blank>http://www.starxade.com</A>

Gwalla · Post by **Gwalla** » Fri Jan 19, 2001 12:51 pm

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by nightxade:
But the fact that it's manufactured by a company named Kia can't be a coincidence. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Ack, KIA! Sorry, I don't trust any car from a company whose name stands for "Killed In Action".------------------
"Truth hides on the other side of a two-way mirror
In countless documents sent straight to the shredder
That might finally give us the whole of the picture
But until the day we decide to dig a little deeper
We know that truth will hide
Under fallen rocks and stones
At the end of a disconnected phone
Down an unmarked street
And buried, deep beneath your feet."
- Asian Dub Foundation, "Truth Hides" from Community Music

Nightxade · Post by **Nightxade** » Tue Jan 23, 2001 8:59 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by gwalla:
 Ack, KIA! Sorry, I don't trust any car from a company whose name stands for "Killed In Action".<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Oh my. Never thought about it that way. *shiver* Did I mention that it's a Korean car company?Nx.
(Might take the bus home)

Tom the Fanboy · Post by **Tom the Fanboy** » Thu Jan 25, 2001 1:25 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by nightxade:
 Nx.
(Might take the bus home)
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>You definitely would if you read my theories on the Grinning Skull!------------------
Tom the Fanboy
http://www.geocities.com/tee-moss
The House of Tee-Moss, home of Billberg University.

Antioch23 · Post by **Antioch23** » Sat Feb 03, 2001 8:13 am

Nightxade, you appear to confirm the existance of Fictons,
as you have an existance fully independent
of Joshua Lesnik's volition.
BTW:How does Lilith compare to the squirrel
and dalmation cars?

Neunstern · Post by **Neunstern** » Sun Feb 04, 2001 3:40 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Antioch23:
Nightxade, you appear to confirm the existance of Fictons,
as you have an existance fully independent
of Joshua Lesnik's volition.
BTW:How does Lilith compare to the squirrel
and dalmation cars?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Hey come on. there sure is REASON why she's called Lilith. Duh.
I only say: Mother of all demons.
Any more questions?