Heheh, reminds me of the time a few months after I came out to my folks that I asked my mother if she'd had any suspicions I was batting for the other team before I told her, to which she told me she'd thought that something might be up when even I hadn't had a girlfriend after two years at university (shockingly enough, I did get offers)
On a completely different note, kudos for the Red Dwarf line
