"I solve all my problems through violence." ~ Black Mage from 8-Bit Theater, which, by the way, I am reading; all of it; from the very beginning...
Also, to add to your vast reservoir of trivia (i.e. useless knowledge, et al), 日本語 is read as 'nihongo,' (nee-HOHN-go), and means 'Japanese language.' If I were to type "日本語を話します," or "nihongo-o hanashimasu," I would be writing "I speak Japanese," which, ironically, is counter-productive, since this is a forum and I can in no way speak Japanese in it, nor can anyone hear me speak it. Of course, I could prattle on about the sociological ramifications of attempting to introduce a foreign language into an English based setting, but i fear I have begun to ramble on; please forgive me.
I like swords.
"I watched from afar, hoping that the world might regain some sanity." ~ Sabin, from Final Fantasy VI
itsu-no hi kakitto