Meanwhile, in Northland. (An RP)

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Meanwhile, in Northland. (An RP)

Postby GraySky on Fri Aug 15, 2008 7:46 pm

Muttro Sunday Edition


Business: Burger Blitz Bankrupt p/7

Sports: Big Bruiser Banned p/13

Home: Alliteration August Arrives p/4

People: Divorce Drivel p/20

Advertisement: Canidae family looking for totally legitimate "business partners."

Main article: Blue Circle Beginning three weeks ago, a rash of mysterious disappearances have been occurring throughout Blue Circle and Blue Circle controlled lands.The BCPD and Special Forces unit have yet to find any leads, and the government is considering soliciting the aid of the White Hearts. If you have any information regarding these disappearances please contact your local police department.

Secondary Article: Red Square Tensions between Red Square and Blue Circle worsen with new revelations that Red Square plans to fund and send personal to the Robo Kingdom. Full story on page 15.

Tertiary Article: Demon City An unprecedented explosion in the population of demons in demon city and surrounding areas has specialists stump'd, and the city's sparse residents pleading for help. Full story on page 23.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Northland. (An RP)

Postby GraySky on Fri Aug 15, 2008 7:57 pm

Danny crumpled the newspaper and threw it at the trashcan, missing the opening by a hair. "Damn, so close..." he muttered to himself. Enter Danny Dames, a young man attempting to find fame among the white hearts. The only problem is, busting up small time bank robberies and helping old ladies cross the street doesn't do as much as you'd think to garner attention. He figured that, if the problems in the "Muttro" were bad enough to make the news, then solving them would be enough to get the attention of the white hearts. He sat at a near by bus stop, and weighed his options. He heaved a heavy sigh, and waited for the buss. He was going to solve the case of the disappearing blue circle citizens, or at least give it a shot.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Northland. (An RP)

Postby Dr3wdub on Fri Aug 15, 2008 11:28 pm

Meanwhile, a frizzy haired man in a plain black shirt was riding on a bus. He took up three seats as he stretched out sleeping,using his bulky bookbag as a pillow and holding his shotgun like a teddy bear. Ebon had been drifting around like this for a few months, riding from bus to bus, brandishing his shotgun to pay his toll. He would go from town to town having his definition of fun, which involved just about anything he felt like at the moment as long as nobody got hurt...well as long as nobody got killed...okay so nobody important died anyway!

Anyway, here he is lazily drifting to wherever destiny decides to toss him...
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Re: Meanwhile, in Northland. (An RP)

Postby SleepyMagus on Sat Aug 16, 2008 12:12 am

Wilfred sighed loudly after reading newspaper, walking quietly and efficiently through the crowded streets just like his Uncle had taught him. blending in was no easy feat especially if most of the crowd were humans and you happened to be a large walrus. But he still managed to, unnoticed and ignored he kept walking until he found a place to sit and ponder. "Those poor saps in Demon City are sure in trouble." said a passing couple reading the same newspaper he had, only minutes ago. " What they need are Demon Hunters," Wilfred though quietly to himself. The Black Diamond Society could probably take care of the problem.... only for a impossible fee though. Those greedy bastards he thought, mildly surprised at the quiet simmering anger that managed to break through his calm and composed face. The disappointment and anger he still felt towards the Society and his Uncle after all these years was still there, down deep and locked away, supposedly forgotten. I'll help them out he thought suddenly, surprising himself with such a deliberate and quickly made decision. I can take care of those demons and I won't even charge a fee! Now if he only knew in which direction Demon City was, thought Wilfred sitting quietly as the crowd passed by.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Northland. (An RP)

Postby GraySky on Sat Aug 16, 2008 12:27 am

The long awaited bus pulled up to the bus station on the corner of Drew Drive and Bango Avenue, where Danny had been waiting for some time. The door to the buss squeaked open and Danny dragged himself on board, looking displeased with the driver for his tardiness. The driver shot Danny a worried glare and then quickly looked back at the seats, and then back to Danny, and then back to the seats, moving his head with his eye motions as to direct Danny's attention to the back end of the bus. It was entirely empty except for a pare of feet sticking out into the aisle. Danny shrugged and payed his fare, and causally walked over to the feet to investigate. Danny hovered over the man clutching the shotgun, waiting for a reaction.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Northland. (An RP)

Postby SleepyMagus on Sat Aug 16, 2008 1:01 am

Finally at a loss at how to get Demon City, Wilfred sat up casually looking around with the corner of his eyes. Noticing a bus stop nearby, he decided that at least looked like a place start. As he started to walk over, a empty looking bus pulled up and loaded a passenger. Slightly surprised at it's sudden appearance, he calmly judged the distance between him and the bus and decided he wouldn't be able to make it in time. At least not at the moment he thought, smiling quietly to himself and pausing to look around for anything that might pose a significant threat or annoyance. He quietly activated his SOL and lost a few hundred pounds in a few seconds. Feeling light and free he sprinted towards the bus hopping over surprised bystanders at a alarming speed, especially for a large walrus. coming to less than steady stop, Wilfred managed to keep the door from sliding shut in time with his cane and hopped in. He calmly paid fare as the driver stared openly at him in disbelief with is mouth wide open. " I'm alot faster than I look huh?" said wilfred, smiling at the drivers astonishment. "Does this bus go anywhere near Demon City? asked Wilfred. The driver nodded his head slowly then snapped o attention as the passing drivers started honking and cursing him out. Turing around to find a seat he spied a 2 men in the back of the bus, one standing and watching the other as he slept.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Northland. (An RP)

Postby NickSaintCool on Sat Aug 16, 2008 1:08 am

(imagine everything Niki says is in a very thick russian/romanian accent)

Niki walked down the platform off the boat, the third boat hes been on in the last few weeks, he had to transfer to get from the red square to the blue circle. As Niki stepped off and stretched he saw the newspaper peeking out of trashcan. He checked the date and tried to figure out if it was recent by counting on his fingers. It was todays. "Ahh Im not so use to freedom oh press, makes the blue circle seem a hell of a lot scarier." He thought to himself "Well If the white hearts are going to get involved i should get a head start... you know what I need? A motorcycle, yeah that sounds pretty bad ass." grrrrrowwl "... and some food" So Niki headed the closest restaurant and to find some quick work.

Its not hard to find a restaurant near the docks. So he hopped into the first seafood restaurant he could find. "Ah yees might i get soam feesh?" After eating, Niki roamed around until he found a bike shop. No one was there at the moment, a new employee must have forgot to the lock up. So after snooping around he found the room with the keys for the floor models. Then Niki picked out his favorite bike and started it up. After revving up the engine and starting out the back, a very confused and sleepy employee asked quickly in confusion "Umm did you pay for that?!" "Im just borrowing it! Ill come back when I have enough to pay for eet!" Niki replied as he peeled out.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Northland. (An RP)

Postby Dr3wdub on Sat Aug 16, 2008 2:54 am

Ebon had been having a most wonderful dream about him challenging and easily destroying all of the Celestial Seven and becoming leader of the White Hearts. It was the kind of dream thats so good youre actually upset to be awakened from it.
So when the bus hit an especially hard bump and Ebons eyes slowly opened only to reveal a silouette of a person who possibly woke him up Ebons natual reflex was to show this possible-waker-upper-person the unlucky end of his shotgun.
"Who're you?", Ebon said with the verbal grace of a drunk hobo, gun pointed of the assumed chin of the blurry figure. Then suddenly shaking his head and deciding that he didnt care about the anwser,"Get the hell outta' ma' face", he said motioning in the general direction of the front of the bus with his shotgun and wiping sleep from his eyes.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Northland. (An RP)

Postby MisterMagic on Sat Aug 16, 2008 7:46 am

david climbed out from his seat on the bus directly across from the hobo with the shotgun. "huh." he wiped his eye and shifted to a sitting position, revealing the bag he had been using as a pillow. he snorted and stood to hock a loogie out of the window. he groggily looked at the hobo. "how long have i been out?" he snorted again, his nose running. he pulled the ipod earphones out of the holes in the side of his head and replaced them in his pocket.


((and yopu really wouldnt have seen him laying down because he's so short. ))
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Re: Meanwhile, in Northland. (An RP)

Postby Glee on Sat Aug 16, 2008 9:00 am

"Hey Johnny Boy..." Kiri coaxed as she walked into the cold, dark alleyway. "This wouldn't happen to be you, would it?" She held up a newspaper.

"What?" Johnny Boy jumped out of the shadows. He was wearing baggy jeans and a plain white shirt that was several sizes too big for him. "I'd never to so stupid as to..." He snatched the paper from Kiri. "Oh... OH!" A surprised look appeared on Johnny's face. "Yeah, that's me." He showed a toothy smile.

"You really should be more careful, one of these days Blue Circle will catch up with you. Not to mention that the White Hearts aren't exactly push-overs." Kiri shot him a concerned look.

"Eh, nothing to worry about, love." Johnny shook up her hair, then backed up into the shadows.

"Whatever" Kiri sighed, "Just be careful" She started back out of the alley, but then remembered what she came to tell him in the first place. "Oh yeah, I came to tell you that I'm leaving town for a bit, just wanted you to know."

"Hehe, the bus gets here in like ten minutes, if you go now, you can catch it..." Johnny echoed, his voice fading into the darkness "See you when you come back, love."
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum"
"...And you're all out of gum, right?"
"What? No, what the fuck do you think I'm chewing?"
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Re: Meanwhile, in Northland. (An RP)

Postby Gilnar on Sat Aug 16, 2008 10:35 am

John was heading to his favourite shop. They were selling motorcycles. He never really wanted one, but he always got some broken parts he could play with for free and he liked the smell of tyres and oil. Just as he was walking down the street slowly and in a relaxed manner, he heard a sound of roaring motorcycle engine. "Some lucky guy got his machine," he thought and smiled a little. Really, a motorcycle rode out of the shop yard and headed up the hill towards John. He noticed really big guy with red skin, sitting on the bike and laughing. After a three seconds, as the bike was speeding around him and John waved his hand to greet the guy on it, clerk ran out of the shop, yelling: "Stop him! Robber! Stop him!" Confused, John turned and looked, as huge red guy was turning around the corner. He ran to a wheezing clerk and said: "What the heck was that, Jerry?" Jerry stopped and said: "I was taking a break and I heard a sound of starting engine. And that guy just rode away. He must've f*cking stole keys or what the f*ck." He spitted and continued. "Now boss is gonna kill me." "That'll be alright," muttered John calmly. You don't have your bikes full of gas, do you? He'll probably run out of it after a short time. Meanwhile, you can call the police and they'll probably catch him somewhere two miles out of city." He gave Jerry a pat.
"Damn," he thought. "Today I'm certainly not going to get any free trash."
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Re: Meanwhile, in Northland. (An RP)

Postby MisterMagic on Sat Aug 16, 2008 11:22 am

why would a bike shop leave gas in the bikes anyway. that just seams retarded.))
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Re: Meanwhile, in Northland. (An RP)

Postby Glee on Sat Aug 16, 2008 11:56 am

MisterMagic wrote:why would a bike shop leave gas in the bikes anyway. that just seams retarded.))


The motorcycle store here used to have gas in the demonstration models, so they could bring them around and show them to customers. They stopped it because they obviously got stolen from time to time.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Northland. (An RP)

Postby NickSaintCool on Sat Aug 16, 2008 12:22 pm

Glee wrote:
MisterMagic wrote:why would a bike shop leave gas in the bikes anyway. that just seams retarded.))


The motorcycle store here used to have gas in the demonstration models, so they could bring them around and show them to customers. They stopped it because they obviously got stolen from time to time.


Indeed, i guess I should have said "show model" instead of floor
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Re: Meanwhile, in Northland. (An RP)

Postby NickSaintCool on Sat Aug 16, 2008 12:37 pm

Niki saw the engine running low on fuel, so he did a little runpush and engine rev. till he got to the nearest gas station. "ah... 30$ left, i guess ill spend it all on gas... maybe I'll become a... "legitimate business partner" Then when Im paid ill turn them in"
So Niki filled up the tank, grabbed a newspaper and headed to a pay phone to call the number on the add
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Re: Meanwhile, in Northland. (An RP)

Postby SleepyMagus on Sat Aug 16, 2008 1:13 pm

Hmm this could be interesting thought Wilfred as he looked closely at the pair in the back, now joined by a third short gray lizard he hadn't seen. All SOL users he thought quietly as the sleeping man woke up suddenly, groggily pointing his shotgun at the man standing over him. Three different auras flickered for a second, Strong SOL users he concluded. Taking the closest seat he continued to watch the three and waited for something interesting for him to happen.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Northland. (An RP)

Postby GraySky on Sat Aug 16, 2008 1:21 pm

Dr3wdub wrote:Ebon had been having a most wonderful dream about him challenging and easily destroying all of the Celestial Seven and becoming leader of the White Hearts. It was the kind of dream thats so good youre actually upset to be awakened from it.
So when the bus hit an especially hard bump and Ebons eyes slowly opened only to reveal a silouette of a person who possibly woke him up Ebons natual reflex was to show this possible-waker-upper-person the unlucky end of his shotgun.
"Who're you?", Ebon said with the verbal grace of a drunk hobo, gun pointed of the assumed chin of the blurry figure. Then suddenly shaking his head and deciding that he didnt care about the anwser,"Get the hell outta' ma' face", he said motioning in the general direction of the front of the bus with his shotgun and wiping sleep from his eyes.

Danny took the seat in front of the mystery shotgun toter and leaned over the back. "So, what's with the shotgun? Planning to hold up this here bus?" He asked.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Northland. (An RP)

Postby MisterMagic on Sat Aug 16, 2008 4:51 pm

david peered down at his watch, wich he had forgotten was on his wrist. 12:23. he had missed his stop. he was probably half way across town from his school by now. well fuck. he pulled out his pistol and sighed. "looks like i'm gonna have to jack the bus again." he turned and noticed another person sitting in front of the man he liked to call hobo. and when he stood in his seat he could see a walrus sitting farther up the bus. "well maybe not today. cause then i would have to kill these 2 guys." he flopped down into his seat and looked at hobo. "hey hobo, got a newspaper, and if so, does it have the comic section in it. i like giving garfield a mustache."
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Re: Meanwhile, in Northland. (An RP)

Postby Glee on Sat Aug 16, 2008 5:21 pm

"Waiting for the bus sucks..." Kiri snorted, watching a jittery man as he violently shook, almost to point of not being able to stand.

"T-tell me ab-b-bout it." The man steadied himself in front of her. "Wha-what's your n-name?". Kiri was about to tell him her name, but thought against the idea and decided to think of a fake name.

"Uhm.. my name is-" Was all she could manage to say before her new acquaintance lunged at her. Immediately she was thrown to the ground such force that she lost her breath. Gasping for air, Kiri kicked back her assailant and pulled her gun out. "Back off!" She screamed. The man only smiled and charged again. Kiri squeezed the trigger, letting loose a couple bullets to no avail, as the man barely flinched. "Wha-" she croaked before he slammed into her, sending her across the street. As she flew through the window of the opposing store, she caught a glimpse of her attacker, who was now brandishing a Blue Circle uniform. She crumpled uselessly after hitting the wall; vision blurred, she pulled out a seed from her bag and threw it at the Blue Circle operative now barreling towards her again. The seed burst open and immediately rooted into the ground. The cop tripped over it and landed heavily on the ground.

"Nice trick" he growled attempting to get back up.

"Fuck you!" Kiri replied, using her focus to make the tree grow. The man was immediately impaled by a branch and shot up in the air. He struggled for a couple minutes, unable to remove the giant spike protruding from his chest. Satisfied with his lifeless body, Kiri let herself fall to the ground. "God damn it" she cursed, "I told him to lay low." Wincing, she dragged herself back to the bus stop, leaving a trail of blood behind.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Northland. (An RP)

Postby Glee on Sat Aug 16, 2008 5:53 pm

So yeah, first page and I'm already a cop killer... Sweet.
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