I don't know whether to cry in sadness or laughter. (some choice language here, watch at your discretion)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgnIjJexut4
Hellsing OVA Abridged
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*Laughing uncontrolably*
Thought a lot of those Catholic jokes were rather low...
Thought a lot of those Catholic jokes were rather low...
Vampires can be exceedingly charming when they need to be. They will joke, cajole and flatter, and just when you think, "vampires aren't so bad," you've got a pair of fangs buried in your neck.
For those who still insist on treating vampirism as a romantic existence, consider the suicide note left behind by Jacob Drexel, member of a prominent Philadelphia family who was transformed in 1937. After Drexel leaped off the City Hall tower one snowy night, a suicide note was found that closed with the following lines: "I have been living in constant torment over the unspeakable acts I have committed, and yet I am powerless to stop committing them. May God forgive me."
- Dr. Hugo Pecos, FVZA Director Emeritus
For those who still insist on treating vampirism as a romantic existence, consider the suicide note left behind by Jacob Drexel, member of a prominent Philadelphia family who was transformed in 1937. After Drexel leaped off the City Hall tower one snowy night, a suicide note was found that closed with the following lines: "I have been living in constant torment over the unspeakable acts I have committed, and yet I am powerless to stop committing them. May God forgive me."
- Dr. Hugo Pecos, FVZA Director Emeritus
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DAMN! Beat me to it.
Well, though I can see how people may react to this as "Hellsing is Serious Business", I have this to say: Like none of you were thinking the same jokes.
I LOVE IT. SO MUCH. Especially Takahata101's Alucard voice. It's as close to perfect as I've ever heard without being from Crispin Freeman's mouth!
Well, though I can see how people may react to this as "Hellsing is Serious Business", I have this to say: Like none of you were thinking the same jokes.

I LOVE IT. SO MUCH. Especially Takahata101's Alucard voice. It's as close to perfect as I've ever heard without being from Crispin Freeman's mouth!
I got the way and means to New Orleans
I'm goin' down by the river where it's warm and green
I'm gonna have a drink, then walk around
I got a lot to think about
Oh yeah...
-Bloodletting, Concrete Blonde
I'm goin' down by the river where it's warm and green
I'm gonna have a drink, then walk around
I got a lot to think about
Oh yeah...
-Bloodletting, Concrete Blonde
Re: Hellsing OVA Abridged
LOL, ftw for twilight kill! 
