(massive headtilt. Her brain is broken.)
ONE BRAIN BANDAID LATER:
So....the Butler did it. And it actually surprised me to no end. Jeeves. Of all people, on the entire planet, in all of the country of England, it was Jeeves. He hypnotized his own apprentice, trained his apprentice's daughter to sacrifice her life, and seems to have wait a second.
He hasn't aged. It's been at least 50 years, and he doesn't look like he's aged a day...
......OH MY GOD! HE'S BEEN FREAK-CHIPPED!
I got the way and means to New Orleans
I'm goin' down by the river where it's warm and green
I'm gonna have a drink, then walk around
I got a lot to think about
-Bloodletting, Concrete Blonde