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Illusionist wrote:Refer to Alucard as Vash.

Vash as in the "Love & Peace" motto guy? OH MAN would that piss Alucard off. heheh, I give you a score of 10 for coming up with that one.

It would be funny to see Alucard's face turn the same color as his coat from being so pissed by that comment.

atticus_blackwolf wrote:

Reeku wrote:

Sailor Scarlet wrote:Hmmm a good way to annoy Integra hmmmm. Oh! Put her in the same room with a really chatty hyperactive dumb blond. That would do the trick!

Seconded! xD

Can I mention Paris Hilton.......

Paris: You like, hunt vampires .....That's hot.

In that case, I think Integra would make an exception to let Alucard harm a human. Hehe, that would an interesting sight. Maybe she would finally get some sense knocked into her brain.

NOTE: I'm not a saidst; just a shipper of the motto "payback's a 817CH"

(I hope using fowl language in this context is not against the rules. If it is, my apologies, and please delete it. Thanks)

>> I would also like to add that War's "Why can't we be friends" would also be acceptable for the Major's aggravation. Also, an ensured way to piss off any hellsing character is to tie them up to a chair in a locked room and once they are secured you force them to listen to "It's a small world after all" nonstop. Even Alucard would go crazy

Also, an ensured way to piss off any hellsing character is to tie them up to a chair in a locked room and once they are secured you force them to listen to "It's a small world after all" nonstop. Even Alucard would go crazy

I think ANYONE would go crazy if they listend to that song repedeately.

Sailor Scarlet wrote:

Also, an ensured way to piss off any hellsing character is to tie them up to a chair in a locked room and once they are secured you force them to listen to "It's a small world after all" nonstop. Even Alucard would go crazy

I think ANYONE would go crazy if they listend to that song repedeately.

I found a fanfic the other day where the group goes To Disneyland. They are on THAT ride and Integra orders him to shoot everything it's soo annoying.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3470753/1/Disneyland

I went on the ride when I went, I loved it but mabye it's because of the wierd music I listen to ..or my personality ....or maybe even a combo of both<3

That fanfic is hilarious

*Chuckles* nice ^^

atticus_blackwolf wrote:

Sailor Scarlet wrote:

Also, an ensured way to piss off any hellsing character is to tie them up to a chair in a locked room and once they are secured you force them to listen to "It's a small world after all" nonstop. Even Alucard would go crazy

I think ANYONE would go crazy if they listend to that song repedeately.

I found a fanfic the other day where the group goes To Disneyland. They are on THAT ride and Integra orders him to shoot everything it's soo annoying.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3470753/1/Disneyland

I went on the ride when I went, I loved it but mabye it's because of the wierd music I listen to ..or my personality ....or maybe even a combo of both<3

It's not that I don't like the song. It's just that I'd rather have it in small doses. I guess my point is that the song already has such a catchy tune to it that I won't need to listen to it repedeately because it will be stuck in my head for the next month or so. I quote that it is "too much of a good thing", or in other words, "excess may do you harm". In this case mental harm.

Sailor Scarlet wrote:In that case, I think Integra would make an exception to let Alucard harm a human.

Does something with an IQ of less than 3 count as human?

Sailor Scarlet wrote:

Illusionist wrote:Refer to Alucard as Vash.

Vash as in the "Love & Peace" motto guy? OH MAN would that piss Alucard off. heheh, I give you a score of 10 for coming up with that one.

It would be funny to see Alucard's face turn the same color as his coat from being so pissed by that comment.

Walter's probably the only person who can get away with that.

Walter: *approaches Alucard* Tonight is Halloween. Do you want to go to the party?

Alucard: And why should I? I have no need for a costume.

Walter: *pulls out his Wolfwood costume* No need. What you're wearing now will suffice.

Alucard: *sexy smirk* Why, Walter, I didn't know you were into role-playing...

The ultimate How To Annoy Integra playlist:

Love Bites (Judas Priest)
If I was your vampire (Marilyn Manson)
N.I.B (Black Sabbath)
God Given (Nine Inch Nails)
Disciple (Slayer)
Disposable Heroes (Metallica)
Take No Prisoners (Megadeth)
Blood on the world's hands (Iron Maiden)

Give a CD with all of these to Alucard, with the advice to play it loud and dance around in Integra's office.

Illusionist wrote:

Sailor Scarlet wrote:In that case, I think Integra would make an exception to let Alucard harm a human.

Does something with an IQ of less than 3 count as human?

Good point

Pull every single "if this is true, don't say anything" joke you can on the Captain.

Ask Alucard if he's compensating for something with those guns. (Actually, he might be used to that.)

Watch Dandy do his card trick, then run up and go "OH MY GOD IT'S GAMBIT!"

>> For that playlist, Alucard must get a hairbrush and imitate the singer. And another one I just thought of is to beat the Dandy at a game of Three Card Monte.

walk to Iscariot HQ: *knock*knock*; Hello, Jehova's witnesses!

walk to Hellsing HQ: *knock*knock*; Hello, Jehova's witnesses!


Hope everyone is having, or has had a wonderful holiday and hope for a better year in 2008.

Abadon XXX wrote:>> For that playlist, Alucard must get a hairbrush and imitate the singer. And another one I just thought of is to beat the Dandy at a game of Three Card Monte.

Alucard is basically the only being in the universe who could sing like Rob Halford apart from Rob Halford himself.

Require triplicate paperwork for:

1: Each Freak killed
2: Each Hellsing Soldier killed
3: Each Vampire killed and/or subjugated
4: Any and all contact with Iscariot members
5: Any and all contact with Millenium forces

Ensure the hard copy gets lost in the mail and keep saying the emails never arrived, and that they resend the entire package.

Reaver225 wrote:Require triplicate paperwork for:

1: Each Freak killed
2: Each Hellsing Soldier killed
3: Each Vampire killed and/or subjugated
4: Any and all contact with Iscariot members
5: Any and all contact with Millenium forces

Ensure the hard copy gets lost in the mail and keep saying the emails never arrived, and that they resend the entire package.

that makes me mad just thinking about it

Mavis wrote:walk to Iscariot HQ: *knock*knock*; Hello, Jehova's witnesses!

walk to Hellsing HQ: *knock*knock*; Hello, Jehova's witnesses!


Hope everyone is having, or has had a wonderful holiday and hope for a better year in 2008.

You'll get shot either way.