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Chaos Priest wrote:
LordDeraj wrote:Say Rip van's flat
Referring to her chest, her singing, or both?

I do kinda wonder which one she'd assume at first.
her chest or mistaking her for a guy
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LordDeraj wrote:Say Rip van's flat
A comic by Pu-sama on just that:

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Hey Alucard, Carmen Sandiego called. She wants her outfit back.

For reference for Carmen Sandiego: http://youtube.com/watch?v=qTUiFYHhhe4

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Awwe poor rippy
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Darksong: o.o I completely forgot I was wearing pants
Darksong: *glares at cats* YOU ARE NOT ME! STOP TRYING TO USE MY COMPUTER AND CHAIR
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Gunpowder wrote:Hey Alucard, Carmen Sandiego called. She wants her outfit back.

For reference for Carmen Sandiego: http://youtube.com/watch?v=qTUiFYHhhe4
I agree and that reminds me of this pic on deviantart....shout out to who drew this.... it's really funny
http://saitoufly.deviantart.com/art/You ... n-10029085
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awesome!

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Horselover_Frost wrote:How about singing "Give Peace a Chance" to the Major? Or comparing Doc's shirt to Brittany Spears?

I can't think of any for Schroe. I'm pretty sure it would be near impossible to get him upset, much less angry.
How about giving that irritating catboy a Jack Russel Terrier? They're high-strung, energetic, and might annoy him more that him?

(I'm not sure if that came out right?)
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BigKwell wrote:How about giving that irritating catboy a Jack Russel Terrier? They're high-strung, energetic, and might annoy him more that him?

(I'm not sure if that came out right?)
That would be my vote.
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Frey wrote:
BigKwell wrote:How about giving that irritating catboy a Jack Russel Terrier? They're high-strung, energetic, and might annoy him more that him?

(I'm not sure if that came out right?)
That would be my vote.
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Hmmm a good way to annoy Integra hmmmm. Oh! Put her in the same room with a really chatty hyperactive dumb blond. That would do the trick! XD
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>> A good way to piss off the doctor...pump Schroe with a truckload of cat nip and let him loose in the lab.
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Abadon XXX wrote:>> A good way to piss off the doctor...pump Schroe with a truckload of cat nip and let him loose in the lab.
That would be awesome to see.
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Hmmm a good way to annoy Integra hmmmm. Oh! Put her in the same room with a really chatty hyperactive dumb blond. That would do the trick!
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A most incidious way to piss-off, if not drive insane the Major:

Lock him inside a room, and through speakers set at full volume (he can't shut it off or turn them down), then blast in John Lennon's "Give Peace a Chance". :lol:

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BigKwell wrote:Lock him inside a room, and through speakers set at full volume (he can't shut it off or turn them down), then blast in John Lennon's "Give Peace a Chance".
To be fair, that would probably drive me insane too.

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SailorPtah wrote:
BigKwell wrote:Lock him inside a room, and through speakers set at full volume (he can't shut it off or turn them down), then blast in John Lennon's "Give Peace a Chance".
To be fair, that would probably drive me insane too.
While I like most of John Lennon's songs, that one I make an exception for. It reminds me TOO much of Relena Peacecraft's (from Gundam Wing) ideas for Pacifism. While it may be a nice idea for some people, it is certaintly unrealistic for this day and age.

Wow. I think I just got off topic. Anyways, that may be another good way to annoy Integra. Put her in a room with Relena Peacecraft while she lectures on Pacifism. Oh I am so cruel.

But really I have nothing against Integra (In fact I think she's pretty awesome), I just feel she's one of the easiest to annoy.
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Refer to Alucard as Vash.
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Sailor Scarlet wrote:Hmmm a good way to annoy Integra hmmmm. Oh! Put her in the same room with a really chatty hyperactive dumb blond. That would do the trick! XD
Seconded! xD

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Reeku wrote:
Sailor Scarlet wrote:Hmmm a good way to annoy Integra hmmmm. Oh! Put her in the same room with a really chatty hyperactive dumb blond. That would do the trick! XD
Seconded! xD
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Question Anderson where his bayonets come from. Point out the impossibility of holding that many bayonets. Point out impossibility of throwing that many bayonets so rapidly. Refuse to drop the topic.

Point out to Alucard that pistols akimbo is an inefficient fighting style. suggest using one pistol at a time. refuse to drop the topic.

Go up to Walter. Do your best Jan Valentine impression. Refuse to stop.

Refer to Anderson as "Andersong". Ask him to sing for you.

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