How to Piss Off Hellsing Characters

LordDeraj · Post by **LordDeraj** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 9:35 pm

Chaos Priest wrote:
LordDeraj wrote:Say Rip van's flat
Referring to her chest, her singing, or both?

I do kinda wonder which one she'd assume at first.

her chest or mistaking her for a guy

Xuanwu · Post by **Xuanwu** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 9:47 pm

LordDeraj wrote:Say Rip van's flat

A comic by Pu-sama on just that:

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 3:03 am

Hey Alucard, Carmen Sandiego called. She wants her outfit back.

For reference for Carmen Sandiego: http://youtube.com/watch?v=qTUiFYHhhe4

Abadon XXX · Post by **Abadon XXX** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 10:07 am

Awwe poor rippy

Atticus_blackwolf · Post by **Atticus_blackwolf** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 4:26 pm

Gunpowder wrote:Hey Alucard, Carmen Sandiego called. She wants her outfit back.

For reference for Carmen Sandiego: http://youtube.com/watch?v=qTUiFYHhhe4

I agree and that reminds me of this pic on deviantart....shout out to who drew this.... it's really funny
http://saitoufly.deviantart.com/art/You ... n-10029085

Mrrout · Post by **Mrrout** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 10:16 am

awesome!

BigKwell · Post by **BigKwell** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:08 pm

Horselover_Frost wrote:How about singing "Give Peace a Chance" to the Major? Or comparing Doc's shirt to Brittany Spears?

I can't think of any for Schroe. I'm pretty sure it would be near impossible to get him upset, much less angry.

How about giving that irritating catboy a Jack Russel Terrier? They're high-strung, energetic, and might annoy him more that him?

(I'm not sure if that came out right?)

Frey · Post by **Frey** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 3:08 pm

BigKwell wrote:How about giving that irritating catboy a Jack Russel Terrier? They're high-strung, energetic, and might annoy him more that him?

(I'm not sure if that came out right?)

That would be my vote.

Atticus_blackwolf · Post by **Atticus_blackwolf** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 3:41 pm

Frey wrote:
BigKwell wrote:How about giving that irritating catboy a Jack Russel Terrier? They're high-strung, energetic, and might annoy him more that him?

(I'm not sure if that came out right?)
That would be my vote.

I spent an hour running around the neighbourhood when my Aunt's Jack Russel escaped the yard.

Sailor Scarlet · Post by **Sailor Scarlet** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 6:22 pm

Hmmm a good way to annoy Integra hmmmm. Oh! Put her in the same room with a really chatty hyperactive dumb blond. That would do the trick!

Abadon XXX · Post by **Abadon XXX** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 6:31 pm

>> A good way to piss off the doctor...pump Schroe with a truckload of cat nip and let him loose in the lab.

Frey · Post by **Frey** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 6:38 pm

Abadon XXX wrote:>> A good way to piss off the doctor...pump Schroe with a truckload of cat nip and let him loose in the lab.

That would be awesome to see.

Mrrout · Post by **Mrrout** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 12:49 am

Hmmm a good way to annoy Integra hmmmm. Oh! Put her in the same room with a really chatty hyperactive dumb blond. That would do the trick!
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poor integra
this is cruel!!

BigKwell · Post by **BigKwell** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 10:59 am

A most incidious way to piss-off, if not drive insane the Major:

Lock him inside a room, and through speakers set at full volume (he can't shut it off or turn them down), then blast in John Lennon's "Give Peace a Chance".

Wot do ya think?

SailorPtah · Post by **SailorPtah** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 7:45 pm

BigKwell wrote:Lock him inside a room, and through speakers set at full volume (he can't shut it off or turn them down), then blast in John Lennon's "Give Peace a Chance".

To be fair, that would probably drive me insane too.

Sailor Scarlet · Post by **Sailor Scarlet** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 9:35 pm

SailorPtah wrote:
BigKwell wrote:Lock him inside a room, and through speakers set at full volume (he can't shut it off or turn them down), then blast in John Lennon's "Give Peace a Chance".
To be fair, that would probably drive me insane too.

While I like most of John Lennon's songs, that one I make an exception for. It reminds me TOO much of Relena Peacecraft's (from Gundam Wing) ideas for Pacifism. While it may be a nice idea for some people, it is certaintly unrealistic for this day and age.

Wow. I think I just got off topic. Anyways, that may be another good way to annoy Integra. Put her in a room with Relena Peacecraft while she lectures on Pacifism. Oh I am so cruel.

But really I have nothing against Integra (In fact I think she's pretty awesome), I just feel she's one of the easiest to annoy.

Illusionist · Post by **Illusionist** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 2:41 am

Refer to Alucard as Vash.

Reeku · Post by **Reeku** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 10:11 am

Sailor Scarlet wrote:Hmmm a good way to annoy Integra hmmmm. Oh! Put her in the same room with a really chatty hyperactive dumb blond. That would do the trick!

Seconded! xD

Atticus_blackwolf · Post by **Atticus_blackwolf** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 1:43 pm

Reeku wrote:
Sailor Scarlet wrote:Hmmm a good way to annoy Integra hmmmm. Oh! Put her in the same room with a really chatty hyperactive dumb blond. That would do the trick!
Seconded! xD

Can I mention Paris Hilton.......

Paris: You like, hunt vampires .....That's hot.

Crasical · Post by **Crasical** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 3:00 pm

Question Anderson where his bayonets come from. Point out the impossibility of holding that many bayonets. Point out impossibility of throwing that many bayonets so rapidly. Refuse to drop the topic.

Point out to Alucard that pistols akimbo is an inefficient fighting style. suggest using one pistol at a time. refuse to drop the topic.

Go up to Walter. Do your best Jan Valentine impression. Refuse to stop.

Refer to Anderson as "Andersong". Ask him to sing for you.