How to Piss Off Hellsing Characters
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How to Piss Off Hellsing Characters
I thought this idea up a couple weeks ago, when I was chatting with my little brother in the kitchen. So far, though, I can only think of one really good one. I wanted to see if you guys can come up with any more.
Here's mine:
Drink a glass of generic Stop-n-Shop grape juice in front of Seras, really, really, s-l-o-w-l-y. Act like you're relishing every sip. For added effect, stick your canine teeth in the glass.
(Note: In the proper light, Stop-n-Shop grape juice looks red. Hence, the joke.)
Here's mine:
Drink a glass of generic Stop-n-Shop grape juice in front of Seras, really, really, s-l-o-w-l-y. Act like you're relishing every sip. For added effect, stick your canine teeth in the glass.
(Note: In the proper light, Stop-n-Shop grape juice looks red. Hence, the joke.)
I got the way and means to New Orleans
I'm goin' down by the river where it's warm and green
I'm gonna have a drink, then walk around
I got a lot to think about
Oh yeah...
-Bloodletting, Concrete Blonde
I'm goin' down by the river where it's warm and green
I'm gonna have a drink, then walk around
I got a lot to think about
Oh yeah...
-Bloodletting, Concrete Blonde
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To Heinkel: ask her which nationality she belongs to (she's austrian if I'm right) and then associate Austria with all the cliches from the "Sound of Music"-Musical (evary Austrian - including me, and Heinkel i think - would then be pissed off and/or pretend to be australian)
That probably works also on some of the Millenium-Nazis. (I'don't exactly know where the major, Rip, and so on come from but there's a little chance that one of them is from Austria.)
That probably works also on some of the Millenium-Nazis. (I'don't exactly know where the major, Rip, and so on come from but there's a little chance that one of them is from Austria.)
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Or "War" by Edwin Starr.Horselover_Frost wrote:How about singing "Give Peace a Chance" to the Major?

Here's a few:
Start singing all of Samiel's lines from Der Freischütz whenever Rip van Winkle's around. (Or just keep making Headless Horseman jokes. Either way, she'll kill you.)
Tell Alucard his hat looks stupid. (I feel ashamed even typing that...)
Have a gay pride parade right outside the Vatican. Or Iscariot's base. Hell, this might work for Millenium, too.
I got the way and means to New Orleans
I'm goin' down by the river where it's warm and green
I'm gonna have a drink, then walk around
I got a lot to think about
Oh yeah...
-Bloodletting, Concrete Blonde
I'm goin' down by the river where it's warm and green
I'm gonna have a drink, then walk around
I got a lot to think about
Oh yeah...
-Bloodletting, Concrete Blonde
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Driving blessed silver stakes into Zorin Blitz while she is bonded against a wall with wild roses around her and telling her that she is an "bleeping" ugly freak "bleep" and that Millennium does not need a reckless loud-mouth "bleep" like her and that she deserves to be burned by the chip inside her.
Giving Maxwell a severe beating (particulary to his face) and telling him that he is no Christian but just a power hungry dehumanizing bastard and that he deserves to be excommunicated by the Pope.
Giving Maxwell a severe beating (particulary to his face) and telling him that he is no Christian but just a power hungry dehumanizing bastard and that he deserves to be excommunicated by the Pope.
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Singing "Every Sperm is Sacred" in front of Integra would probably work, too.Collyer-san wrote:This one Might Get you Killed, But...
Claim to Hate all Protestants in front of Integra. Make a Song, Just to make it Worse, if you want.
"Spay and neuter your pet" posters would work on Alucard. In fact, I bet Alucard hates Bob Barker.
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Re: How to Piss Off Hellsing Characters
What about Kool-Aid?Brynnie-chan wrote:I thought this idea up a couple weeks ago, when I was chatting with my little brother in the kitchen. So far, though, I can only think of one really good one. I wanted to see if you guys can come up with any more.
Here's mine:
Drink a glass of generic Stop-n-Shop grape juice in front of Seras, really, really, s-l-o-w-l-y. Act like you're relishing every sip. For added effect, stick your canine teeth in the glass.
(Note: In the proper light, Stop-n-Shop grape juice looks red. Hence, the joke.)
Jetzt auf! In Bergen und Klüften
Tobt morgen der freudige Krieg!
Das Wild in Fluren und Triften,
Der Aar in Wolken und Lüften
Ist unser, und unser der Sieg!
Tobt morgen der freudige Krieg!
Das Wild in Fluren und Triften,
Der Aar in Wolken und Lüften
Ist unser, und unser der Sieg!
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Re: How to Piss Off Hellsing Characters
Hmm. I wouldn't know seeing as I haven't drank Kool-Aid since it stopped coming in plastic bottles with silly faces. Or was that something else?shadowfax272 wrote:What about Kool-Aid?Brynnie-chan wrote:I thought this idea up a couple weeks ago, when I was chatting with my little brother in the kitchen. So far, though, I can only think of one really good one. I wanted to see if you guys can come up with any more.
Here's mine:
Drink a glass of generic Stop-n-Shop grape juice in front of Seras, really, really, s-l-o-w-l-y. Act like you're relishing every sip. For added effect, stick your canine teeth in the glass.
(Note: In the proper light, Stop-n-Shop grape juice looks red. Hence, the joke.)
I got the way and means to New Orleans
I'm goin' down by the river where it's warm and green
I'm gonna have a drink, then walk around
I got a lot to think about
Oh yeah...
-Bloodletting, Concrete Blonde
I'm goin' down by the river where it's warm and green
I'm gonna have a drink, then walk around
I got a lot to think about
Oh yeah...
-Bloodletting, Concrete Blonde
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