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PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 10:09 am
by Frey
Yet in England, you do have soccer hooligans.

PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 10:13 am
by Reeku
vulpeslibertas wrote:Hellsing and Star Wars... "Join me and the dark side..."


Yeeessss, this I must see! I need to convince my dad that not even Anakin can tough it out against Alucard. What I'd love more than anything though is Hellsing/Alice In Wonderland, Hellsing/The Odyssey, or Hellsing/Aladdin. I wanna see how Alucard (specifically Vlad) would react to Aladdin, especially since I've always thought they looked just alike, side from skin colour.

PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 3:22 pm
by Ledderlegs
Chaos Priest wrote:Hellsing/David The Gnome

This one is easy enough to do. Just have contact with a gnome be what Integra is trying to accomplish in the current storyline.

Failing that Seras could be wandering in a forest at night to try and cool down a bit after Pip manages to aggravate her once again. During her walk she stumbles across a funny little man in a red pointy hat...


Is David a metrognome? :lol:

Drat it all, I'm going to have to go dig that record out and listen to it now!

PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 5:53 pm
by SailorPtah
What I meant by "challenges" was, instead of Person A coming up with both the crossover and the way it would play out, Person A announcing a crossover and Person B having to make it work.

For example: Any of you up for crossing Hellsing with the Powerpuff Girls?

How about Dilbert? Garfield?

Anyone want to take on Captain Planet?

I'd say Hello Kitty, but I don't know anything about it beyond the aesthetic, so I wouldn't know how accurate it was. Pokemon, though - there's one I'd like to see.

PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 6:24 pm
by Silentmagi
SailorPtah wrote:Any of you up for crossing Hellsing with the Powerpuff Girls?


Blood, Holy Water, and everything Refined. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect Monster Hunters. But Integra Hellsing accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction... Chemical X. Thus the Slaughterpuffs were born. Using their ultra-superpowers, Alucard, Walter, and Seras have dedicated their lives to fighting freaks and the forces of evil.

SailorPtah wrote:How about Dilbert?


Well now... you have the pony-tailed boss (Enrico), the guy that doesn't do much (random priest), the angry female (Yumie), the secretary (Anderson), Dilbert stand-in (I'm thinking for the cynical wit... Heinkle), Catbert (Alucard), and Dogbert (Integra)

SailorPtah wrote:Garfield?


Alucard eats Garfield.

SailorPtah wrote:Anyone want to take on Captain Planet?


I think I saw this on Chibi Hellsing Moments (found here.)

SailorPtah wrote:I'd say Hello Kitty, but I don't know anything about it beyond the aesthetic, so I wouldn't know how accurate it was. Pokemon, though - there's one I'd like to see.
These two I don't know how to do, so I'll leave them to someone more creative, along with...

Hellsing/Looney Tunes

PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:15 pm
by Chaos Priest
Silentmagi wrote:
SailorPtah wrote:Garfield?


Alucard eats Garfield.

No, no, one cannot leave a crossover at so short a sentence. Now let's see...

Jon Arbuckle is running low on inspiration. He just can't seem to find a good idea for a successful cartoon. Hoping a change in scenery will help him get out the rut he's in, he goes to visit his uncle in London, of course taking Garfield and Odie with him. Boring jokes accompany Garfield's tour of England (as usual), until one night when everything changes. While taking a walk one night, Jon is attacked by a vampire. The vampire easily overwhelms Jon, but he is saved at the last second when the vampire catches a whiff of Garfield's overwhelming garlicky breath, caused by the usual overindulgence of Italian food for dinner. The vampire is repulsed by Garfield long enough for Hellsing to arrive and finish the foul creature off. Jon is overwhelmed by what has happened, and finds the inspiration he has been looking for in his brush with death. He returns home and begins drawing his latest idea, in a far darker style than his usual work. It is comic about an organization that hunts those who prey upon humanity. At last his masterpiece is completed, and he eagerly goes to publishers all over to find someone willing to take his work.

He of course fails, because nobody wants to read a dark and serious comic about vampire-hunting cats with bad breath. That and he's Jon. That's like, almost guaranteed failure in and of itself.

PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:39 pm
by Frey
Chaos Priest wrote:Jon Arbuckle is running low on inspiration. He just can't seem to find a good idea for a successful cartoon. Hoping a change in scenery will help him get out the rut he's in, he goes to visit his uncle in London, of course taking Garfield and Odie with him. Boring jokes accompany Garfield's tour of England (as usual), until one night when everything changes. While taking a walk one night, Jon is attacked by a vampire. The vampire easily overwhelms Jon, but he is saved at the last second when the vampire catches a whiff of Garfield's overwhelming garlicky breath, caused by the usual overindulgence of Italian food for dinner. The vampire is repulsed by Garfield long enough for Hellsing to arrive and finish the foul creature off. Jon is overwhelmed by what has happened, and finds the inspiration he has been looking for in his brush with death. He returns home and begins drawing his latest idea, in a far darker style than his usual work. It is comic about an organization that hunts those who prey upon humanity. At last his masterpiece is completed, and he eagerly goes to publishers all over to find someone willing to take his work.

He of course fails, because nobody wants to read a dark and serious comic about vampire-hunting cats with bad breath. That and he's Jon. That's like, almost guaranteed failure in and of itself.
In my opininon, that was very well done.

PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 8:00 pm
by Frey
If any of these crossovers ended up actually working out quite well, which ones would it be? Originally, the reason I came up with a Helling and One Piece crossover in this topic as a bad crossovers was that the settings of both Hellsing and One Piece do not seem to fit very well with each other: One Piece involves constantly traveling the various oceans and different lands with Hellsing mostly taking place in England with not much traveling. Also that vampires do not go well with running water.

Although there are huge sea monsters (called Sea Kings), fish-people, and undead pirates in One Piece. The Straw Hat crew could actually take on the enemies of Hellsing while the Hellsing staff (mostly Alucard) could take on some of the villlains in One Piece.

Ironically, I think I can envision a One Piece/Hellsing crossover that might work out:

-Mysterious events are occuring in the UK isles. Portals from different universes and dimensions are bringing forth all sorts of hostile forces from mythological aquatic creatues (from various mythologies), undead pirates, undead vikings, and undead sealife. The Hellsing staff is trying to regain control of this situation but are having difficulties due to sheer number of disturbances that are occuring. Out of one those portals comes a pirate crew know as the Straw Hat Crew, who are trying to find the portal that will take them back to their world. Fortunatly for them, Alucard would be able to help them get back to their world on one condition: That the Straw Hat Crew assists the Hellsing staff in fighting the threats. Also Alucard would also work on closing the portals from where the hostiles came from.

or.......

The Hellsing staff gets sucked into the world of One Piece and must travel temporarily with the Staw Hat Crew in order to find their way back home. Along the way they encountered the various hostilities mentioned above.

PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 9:30 pm
by Abadon XXX
I kind of like the idea of a Hellsing/Sailor Moon cross over since I can see Integra getting into a debate with Serena about killing things. And Alucard could make a black rose with a small amount of blood on the fringes just to aggravate Tuxedo Mask >>

PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 7:17 am
by Xuanwu
Abadon XXX wrote:I kind of like the idea of a Hellsing/Sailor Moon cross over since I can see Integra getting into a debate with Serena about killing things. And Alucard could make a black rose with a small amount of blood on the fringes just to aggravate Tuxedo Mask >>

An SM appearance in Shine is already in the works. I hate Tux Boy, though, so I tend to use the Stars season more than any other. (Stars also lacks Chibiusa, which is another big plus.) :)

It's funny Erin should mention Captain Planet, since I've already worked out a triple crossover with Hellsing, Captain Planet, and Good Omens for use in Shine. (I haven't sent it in yet, though.)

PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:12 am
by Silentmagi
Xuanwu wrote:
Abadon XXX wrote:I kind of like the idea of a Hellsing/Sailor Moon cross over since I can see Integra getting into a debate with Serena about killing things. And Alucard could make a black rose with a small amount of blood on the fringes just to aggravate Tuxedo Mask >>

An SM appearance in Shine is already in the works. I hate Tux Boy, though, so I tend to use the Stars season more than any other. (Stars also lacks Chibiusa, which is another big plus.) :)

It's funny Erin should mention Captain Planet, since I've already worked out a triple crossover with Hellsing, Captain Planet, and Good Omens for use in Shine. (I haven't sent it in yet, though.)

You, good Xuanwu, are awesome. True Mamoru is a bit annoying, and the whole eternal love thing between him (college student) and Usagi (middle school student) seems like it was just thrown on for no clear reason. Seiya was much better, as was the story development of his/her love interest. Just one thing... Why did all the starlights have mullets?

But, back to the crossover. I could see Integra and Usagi having the 'discussion' about killing things, Usagi would be too stubborn to back down, and Integra would be too annoyed to want to just let her have her way. I think this would be a good long argument. There is only one thing that I would like to see, and I'm sure Pip would agree with me. Seras and Integra as senshi! *runs from Alucard*

PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 5:24 pm
by Gunpowder
Xuanwu wrote:
Abadon XXX wrote:I kind of like the idea of a Hellsing/Sailor Moon cross over since I can see Integra getting into a debate with Serena about killing things. And Alucard could make a black rose with a small amount of blood on the fringes just to aggravate Tuxedo Mask >>


It's funny Erin should mention Captain Planet, since I've already worked out a triple crossover with Hellsing, Captain Planet, and Good Omens for use in Shine. (I haven't sent it in yet, though.)


Good Omens as in the book? I love that book and a cross over with Hellsing and captain planet intrigues me.

When you think about it the planeteers are packing some serious power that could pose some problems for Alucard.
Kwame could try throwing him in a chasm he opened up underneath him.
Wheeler could set him on fire. Probably wouldn’t be affective but it would sting like hell.
Immersion in water was supposed to kill a vampire right? Gi could do that.
Linka couldn’t do much with wind, and Ma-ti, well, would be Ma-ti(man did he get screwed in the power department.)
Ma-ti: So while the others have gotten powers to bend the very elements to their will what do I get.
Gaia: You get to be Dr. Dolittle.(the name even fits.)

And that's separate; Captain Planet can do all that while having the added benefits of being bullet proof and super strong. His weakness versus pollution wouldn’t come into play either unless Alucard's vampire voodoo could be considered pollution of the heart or something.

Also on the subject of making really bad crossover fafics:
http://www.kaction.com/badfanfiction/

PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 6:39 pm
by Frey
Xuanwu wrote:It's funny Erin should mention Captain Planet, since I've already worked out a triple crossover with Hellsing, Captain Planet, and Good Omens for use in Shine. (I haven't sent it in yet, though.)
If there is a crossover with Hellsing and Captain Planet, would it involve some sort of pollution emitting monster of sorts? Also, would a Hellsing/One Piece be considered?

PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 6:48 pm
by Silentmagi
Got a challenge for someone to attempt.

Hellsing/Outlaw Star

PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 7:47 pm
by Xuanwu
Silentmagi wrote:Got a challenge for someone to attempt.

Hellsing/Outlaw Star

Easy. Hellsing crew gets transported through time. Unfortunately for Alucard, he looks like a wanted fugitive and Gene Starwind comes looking for the reward. Alucard could probably survive in space without a suit, though unshielded up close exposure to a star might overwhelm even him. Seras upgrades the Harkonnen to a Caster Canon. Yumie (who tags along) compares moves with Twlight Suzuka. Oh, and the real bounty has the component they need to get back home. Too bad the pirates want it, too.

PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:19 pm
by Frey
Okay how about these challenges:

Hellsing/Kinnikuman Nisei
Hellsing/Ghost in the Shell
Hellsing/Black Lagoon
Hellsing/Naruto
Hellsing/Bleach
Hellsing/Vampire Hunter D
Hellsing/Lupin III
Hellsing/Darkstalkers

PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:31 pm
by Abadon XXX
For Vampire Hunter D, I refer back to Erin's ROD Crossover with D seeing Alucard. Darkstalkers, three way battle between Jedah, Demitri, and Alucard. Field day for Integra ensues while battle goes on of course.

PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:35 pm
by Frey
Abadon XXX wrote:For Vampire Hunter D, I refer back to Erin's ROD Crossover with D seeing Alucard
Although I wonder if that would be argued as a cameo or does Erin plan on doing a Hellsing/Vampire Hunter D crossover.

PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:48 pm
by Abadon XXX
Indeed, and in regards to the mullets...

*smiles and plays "I've got an Ape-Drape" at high volume*

PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 9:28 pm
by Xuanwu
Frey wrote:Okay how about these challenges:

Hellsing/Kinnikuman Nisei
Hellsing/Ghost in the Shell
Hellsing/Black Lagoon
Hellsing/Naruto
Hellsing/Bleach
Hellsing/Vampire Hunter D
Hellsing/Lupin III
Hellsing/Darkstalkers

I don't know Kinnikuman Nisei, so I can't comment on it.

As for Black Lagoon and Darkstalkers, I've already developed ideas and sent some brief sketches to Erin. (I like Black Lagoon so much, in fact, I've come up with multiple ideas, one of which is a threeway crossover with Sailor Moon added in.) D's already appeared in Shine or Die; I suppose more could be done with him.

Ghost in the Shell, Lupin III, and Bleach would be worth thinking of crossovers for. I'm not very fond of Naruto, though, nor of One Piece.

As for the mullets, my guess would be weight. They have hair down past their waists. If they didn't cut it short somewhere, they wouldn't be as agile. But cutting it all short would cost them the hotness of long hair. So it's a compromise.