Hello there, Chaos Priest's Humor here...
Fangirl: Oh, oh, I'm here too
Humor: *sigh* Yes, Fangirl is here too. Anyway, all the other parts of Chaos Priest's personality are taking a nap right now, so I decided to have a bit of fun.
Fangirl: Yup, and we came up with this great idea! Erin has done so many cool crossovers in Shine
like with Madaline
and Scooby Doo
and Sailor Moon
Humor: Sorry about that folks. Don't worry; she'll be fine in a few hours. Like Fangirl was raving about, Erin has done quite a few crossovers, including some that you wouldn't normally think would be able to fit into Hellsing
. This got me to thinking, and that thinking led to this thread. Surely there are some things that simply could not be encountered in Shine
without it jumping the shark. I have decided to find those forbidden forms of media. The storylines that no sane writer would ever contemplate.
THE CROSSOVERS FROM HELLsing
The concept is simple. Try to think of something Helling should never crossover with, and submit some way to force the two together. These need not make sense or be in character. Indeed, it would be best if they are not. So come, let the creative juices of this forum flow, and submit ideas for the worst crossovers ever. Here is my first idea.
Everything was going well for Tommy Pickles. He was in his freshman year of High School, attending with the friends he had grown up with.
Then tragedy struck.
Within the space of a single night, young Tommy lost his friends and family at the hands of a pair of vampires. Saved only by the casual manner that the vampires delayed the deaths of those around him and the rising sun, Tommy found himself with his world shattered. Vowing to find a way to strike back at the monsters that took everything from him, he soon became obsessed with learning combat and the study of ancient, mystical, conveniently-unspecified texts. Those texts taught him much about the nature of the monsters that roamed the world, and gave him a way to fight the darkness that preyed on the helpless. He discovered the secret of the creation of the golem. Modeling the appearance of his new weapon off of that of his fallen friend Chuckie, Tommy now wanders the world hunting vampires wherever they may be found.
His latest hunt has led him to England…