The first five people who reply to this post with their email get a coupon for $5 off at CafePress.
I just bought a Flying Spaghetti Monster T-shirt from the Official Church's CafePress store, so I now have the opportunity to send up to five coupons. I figured it would make the most sense to send them to people who might shop at my store ^_^
(You can use them at any CafePress store, but really, it would be nicest if it were the Shine store.)