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What's Up Doc? Question Thread

Postby Xuanwu on Mon Jul 31, 2006 12:56 am

Erin and I have conspired together once more. A new idea arose called "What's Up Doc?", which will be an occasional Sunday feature to join "Hell-Sing!" and "The Doujinshi-ka's Mailbox."

The basic premise of "What's Up Doc?": fans submit questions to Millennium's Doc, where they'll be answered ICly. The questions can be about anything, but try to keep them Hellsing related and family friendly (for example, asking Rip van's cup size is fine, but going into detail about whether she fantasizes about warm butter being spread in various personal areas is not).

One question per person for now; not every question asked is guaranteed an answer. Post questions here in this thread and try to make them creative or such that they lend themselves to a funny reply; that'll increase your odds of being answered.
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Re: What's Up Doc? Question Thread

Postby Antondevey on Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:58 pm

Xuanwu wrote:warm butter being spread in various personal areas is not).

if that's a hentai reference then it's the first one I've ever not understood. and if it is and you answer, this doesn't count as my question =P

okay, now I'm not sure about whether you're affiliated enough with the hellsing project.org to know, but what the fuck happened to them?! Of course, if you're not then that one doesn't count either. and this does. I thought it would be good to get all the creepiness out of the way first =o

what's the potential for DocxShrodinger? We all saw what happened between you, that catgirl and hitler(boy, if I had a penny...), and surely a sweet, supple young boy like that should hold some appeal to your nazi psyche.
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Postby Athos on Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:14 pm

A propos of the title, what is the Herr Doktor's opinion of the Looney Tunes episode where Bugs Bunny meets Reichsmarschall Göring and playing a series of tricks on him? I believe it appeared on an episode of Toon Heads on Cartoon Network some years ago, though it had not been televised for some time before that.
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Postby Eilon_Wolfe on Wed Aug 02, 2006 2:00 am

I can only pick ONE? T_T No fair! ...sorry, I've got a few disorders which make me act kinda wierd every now and then... (Mostly mood disorders. No worries, I usually just emo in my dark corner or squeel like a fangirl and tackle everything 'cute' I see... Don't ask.)

As for a question... hmm... grr! Having a hard time thinking of anything good... How about, What would his reaction be to reading the entire Hellsing manga series in canon?
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Postby Kongming of Shu on Wed Aug 02, 2006 11:02 am

Dear Herr Doktor,
What is the Major's cholesterol level? It can't be very good at all.




Yeah, yeesh, I should know. I've had high cholesterol since I was 3. And there is no way that man's is good O-o
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Postby Eilon_Wolfe on Thu Aug 03, 2006 3:59 am

Kongming of Shu wrote:Dear Herr Doktor,
What is the Major's cholesterol level? It can't be very good at all.




Yeah, yeesh, I should know. I've had high cholesterol since I was 3. And there is no way that man's is good O-o
You just made me chorkle. XD I'm never drinking diet coke and reading this board ever again... and that's way better than my question.
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Postby Lynxie on Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:44 am

Would The doc ever get a piercing to acentuate his midriff? :lol:
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Postby NekomataGrl on Sun Aug 20, 2006 5:33 am

Dear Herr Doktor;

Whatever made you decide to wear those sexy clothes and could I borrow them sometime?
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Postby Open_sketchbook on Sun Aug 20, 2006 3:52 pm

Where do you and the rest of Millennium get funds for a fleet of massive zepplins, a secret base, and a post-second-world-war helicopter?

Also, how do you feed one thousand vampires without people noticing missing towns? Do you ship in Red Cross convoys full of blood?
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Postby Arvanna on Fri Sep 08, 2006 7:19 pm

I'm rather curious Herr Doctor how you were able to fly a fleet of Zepplins across the Atlantic without being detected earlier? On another note do you ever regrets how the young Warrant Officer Shrodinger turned out? I eman lets face it he's hardly a very intimidating specimen of a artificial vampire or was he just mean to be more cute then scarey?
Who says only the EVIL female vamps are gorgeous?

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Postby Treeofthedead on Fri Sep 08, 2006 9:07 pm

Herr Docter, i've been thinking about this question for a while but i just need to ask it: Just how BIG is Rip Van's gun and is it bigger than yours? XD
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Postby Known Stranger on Mon Oct 02, 2006 5:32 pm

lol, nice one.
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Postby Chaos Priest on Tue Oct 03, 2006 9:35 pm

Herr Doctor, you live among blood thirsty vampires and mad werewolves. You perform twisted experiments with who knows what amount of bizarre chemicals and poisons. You have doubtless performed many surgeries to further the goals of Millennium. I have to know, while living around and doing all this, how do you keep your clothes so amazingly white?
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Postby Known Stranger on Wed Oct 04, 2006 3:11 pm

Chaos Priest wrote: I have to know, while living around and doing all this, how do you keep your clothes so amazingly white?

amazingly white with such amazingly red blood stains :wink:
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Postby Mavis on Thu Oct 05, 2006 6:39 pm

Dear Doc. Since your organization experiments on mythical creatures, what did you guys do with Sasquach or Nessie?
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Postby Frey on Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:58 pm

-Herr Doctor,

Has Millienium developed a way to make someone a dhampir instead of a vampire?
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Postby Lt Bulat on Sun Dec 24, 2006 4:54 pm

Dear herr doktor,

what are the effects of a shaped charge on an artificial vampire. If a character had, let's say, a LAW rocket launcher conveniently close by?
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Re: What's Up Doc? Question Thread

Postby Killer7 on Sun Mar 09, 2008 12:33 pm

Dear Doc.
Do you ever feel like you dont get enough credit?
I mean im sure millenium is grateful for turning them into vampires and all but as far as i know we dont know if you have any other qualities, except being a mad scientist an all.Plus im sure they feel uneasy knowing that with just one push of a button you can just fry em.Like dont you have any other hobbies?
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Re: What's Up Doc? Question Thread

Postby Shadowfax272 on Mon Mar 10, 2008 1:38 am

I heart this thread, good to see it's back.
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Re: What's Up Doc? Question Thread

Postby Gregor on Mon Mar 24, 2008 6:58 pm

Sehr geehrter Herr Doktor,

as some of us have seen in the film "Dr. Strangelove, or how i stopped worrying and started to love the bomb" some scientists from WW2 Germany could have some maybe stress-related syndroms like the autonomical acting hand of Dr. Strangelove. So i would like to ask, do you also sometimes encounter some of this syndroms. And are there advantages of being able to utilize a sixth finger in everyday-life?

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